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User avatar #44 - Shiny ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
How to hide your pornography:
1. place it anywhere on your computer
2. threaten to kill anyone that attempt to use your computer
#201 to #44 - gerfox (09/09/2013) [-]
How to hide your pornography:   
Stream it - and don't worry about 			****		. This isn't 2000 ffs.
How to hide your pornography:
Stream it - and don't worry about **** . This isn't 2000 ffs.
User avatar #214 to #201 - Shiny ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
But all I fap to are images, because weird fetishes, so I might as well save it to my hard drive.
#409 to #214 - gerfox (09/09/2013) [-]
Sure, or you could just save it in a session on your browser so that there is no risk whatsoever that someone will ever find your porn. Usually, it's not a problem anyway - but it seem to be for some people.
#5 - moonkey (09/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #363 to #5 - thesinful (09/09/2013) [-]
That reads oddly like a rape.
#242 - flutterfiresalt (09/09/2013) [-]
My porn is extremely well hidden.
#18 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
>Desktop flooded with icons
>Norton
>Not using Truecrypt

User avatar #39 to #18 - derpycheezenizle (09/08/2013) [-]
My god this picture made me laugh for some reason......... anybody remember what episode this is from?
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User avatar #131 to #86 - derpycheezenizle (09/09/2013) [-]
I never saw the episode called loonytunes.
User avatar #248 to #18 - sannukas (09/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, like everyone has secret government files on their computer.
User avatar #245 to #18 - stanleys (09/09/2013) [-]
That's flooded? What is the acceptable amount of icons then
User avatar #270 to #245 - mastersaturday (09/09/2013) [-]
Ideally zero. Docks are your friends.
User avatar #82 to #18 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
"not a computer geek"

"doesnt need to hide porn from parents"

You are not special/
User avatar #154 to #82 - garymotherfinoak (09/09/2013) [-]
can u not
User avatar #197 to #154 - slugnugget (09/09/2013) [-]
no.
#51 - starzero (09/09/2013) [-]
Tells you to press left ALT

Circles the right one.
#308 to #51 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
well if it was the rightone, whats wrong?
#72 - laspussy (09/09/2013) [-]
or just change the icon to this
#94 to #72 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
No, because old people still use it.
Switch it to something really odd, that looks like a program.
Winamp?
Adobe Reader?
User avatar #97 to #94 - laspussy (09/09/2013) [-]
in that case changing it to adobe dreamweaver would be ideal since none of friends know how to use it and I doubt old people would wanna mess with it
#78 to #72 - basichaharemix (09/09/2013) [-]
People still ripping on IE?
People still ripping on IE?
#116 to #78 - hutty (09/09/2013) [-]
of course
#114 to #72 - yutdollacwwwthree (09/09/2013) [-]
Am i doing it right
User avatar #304 to #72 - tonkkax (09/09/2013) [-]
Thats a bad idea. If anyone over the age of 30 uses your computer they will use IE.
#2 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
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dat image
#21 - defacedcreeper (09/08/2013) [-]
OP, are you truly living dangerously?
User avatar #23 to #21 - flippytrixfordiner (09/08/2013) [-]
i poop folder wtf is in that?
User avatar #65 to #28 - flippytrixfordiner (09/09/2013) [-]
thought so just didn't want to guess wrong and feel dumb
#58 to #21 - powneriffic (09/09/2013) [-]
ouroboros D
u wot m8
#254 to #21 - lordoxygen (09/09/2013) [-]
AlChestbreach
AlChestbreach
#356 to #21 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
What is "cool ******* dogs?"
User avatar #387 to #21 - srapture (09/09/2013) [-]
Are those folders supposed to be porn? Am I not understanding the words on them? If it said something like TITS! then I'd understand, but I'm just not seeing it. Have noticed all the pics on the left though.
User avatar #27 to #21 - rarityrarityrarity (09/08/2013) [-]
eew anthro
jk don't beat me
#279 to #27 - atma (09/09/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
User avatar #45 to #21 - jayklein (09/08/2013) [-]
am i seeing kloudmutt in there? Its really tiny, so i can't be sure
#90 to #21 - likeabox (09/09/2013) [-]
On the far right on the bottom row you spelled 'writing' wrong.

Also if you gave me your dropbox I would love you forever.
#134 to #21 - kmanscloneszombie (09/09/2013) [-]
Elusive even among all this porn.
#135 to #134 - defacedcreeper (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't know about you but this is deffinetly porn
#281 to #21 - xxangelisxx (09/09/2013) [-]
Dat wallpaper.
#139 to #21 - defacedcreeper (09/09/2013) [-]
now this is just getting rediculous
#41 to #21 - thatdingo (09/08/2013) [-]
so, what was the short story about?
#99 to #21 - jacksipian (09/09/2013) [-]
so i see you like furries...
so i see you like furries...
#79 to #21 - hauntzor (09/09/2013) [-]
mfw HardBlush
#194 to #79 - aloveableterrorist (09/09/2013) [-]
Mfw I go to You need to login to view this link and I'm into neither yaoi nor furry and I took the tour anyways
User avatar #30 to #21 - Shiny ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm not proud of it, but I recognize at least five of those images by the thumbnail...
User avatar #40 to #30 - itsdasp (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm right there with you, brother.
#229 - uncalledforgiraffe (09/09/2013) [-]
After reading the Terrifying Pictures comp 4 the blank space towards the end scared me because I quickly scrolled past it without thinking. I think I have ptsd.
After reading the Terrifying Pictures comp 4 the blank space towards the end scared me because I quickly scrolled past it without thinking. I think I have ptsd.
#303 to #229 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
I saw and did the same thing, using any method to uncover what was hidden... no success though... will still keep trying.... fml
User avatar #25 - ktino (09/08/2013) [-]
or you can make it the internet explorer icon. no one uses it
#257 to #25 - Rascal (09/09/2013) [-]
Dude your profile pic is super relevant
User avatar #106 to #25 - ericbeagles (09/09/2013) [-]
Apart from the one and only person you would want NOT to find your porn. Your mum.
#380 - burgerize (09/09/2013) [-]
now i can hide my "science" material
#53 - freakyfingers (09/09/2013) [-]
OP here. I'm glad a few people pointed out the minor things I did to D*ck around. Makes me feel special in a neck-beard sort of way. Here is my Desktop if you wanted it. No, it does not come in higher resolution. But, I kinda like it that way.
#305 - mrgoodlove (09/09/2013) [-]
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"Now old down the left alt key"
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#15 - jaevel (09/08/2013) [-]
the picture for those who wants it!
#122 - outoftotalrange (09/09/2013) [-]
Whoever created this is a genius. Thumbs up.
User avatar #233 to #122 - billybong (09/09/2013) [-]
it's actually really easy to find for anyone with computer literacy higher than the average parent...

Just to prove that, dl and run this windirstat.info/ It shows you where all of the space on a HDD is taken up... it basically maps your HDD.... then look for the folder with lots of videos/pictures and boom, you've found it
User avatar #365 - samoaspider (09/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, OP pretty much taught us all how to triforce now
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User avatar #371 to #365 - existacne (09/09/2013) [-]

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User avatar #320 - robertolee (09/09/2013) [-]
"How to hide your porn"

Step 1: Find your own place to live
Step 2: Do **** all else because no one lives with you
Step 3: Fap openly
#410 - guanyu (09/09/2013) [-]
right click > preferences > hidden
Now put on a cheap USB stick among some important looking stuff and nobody will suspect a thing.
#328 - lolibear (09/09/2013) [-]
I've taken this to a new level by creating a small chain if invisible folders, but the folders are surrounded by .bat files that restart my computer.
#252 - LightYagamiXD (09/09/2013) [-]
Desktop thread?
User avatar #261 to #252 - fmabeaker (09/09/2013) [-]
My god that is an awesome pic. Where can I find it?
#273 to #252 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/09/2013) [-]
dual monitor. Gandalf style.
#253 to #252 - malacyman (09/09/2013) [-]
I love the pictures KSP productions produce
#282 to #252 - Shiny ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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