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Elmer , e brennt! %? % r we was killed in
PM I, somehow ended uh as e prep in e funhouse
in Long Heath, , He wasn' t disapeered until
when u film new broke his end off.
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#6 - theannoyingFJguy (03/19/2014) [-]
The fact that you used paint to add a face made it so much better.
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#5 - John Cena (03/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #441 at This ice-cream is amazing! **
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#17 to #5 - niemandbesonderes (03/19/2014) [-]
I summon thee SOURCEROR!!
User avatar #21 to #17 - fatspartan (03/19/2014) [-]
Unless I'm mistaken, the anime is called "To Love Ru" 2nd season
User avatar #19 to #17 - Blarghfreat ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
to love ru darkness, not hentai, but so much fanservice you might aswell be
User avatar #26 to #19 - megaton (03/20/2014) [-]
if we are being really serious its practically porn. the only reason why its not hentai is because they expicitly said thatit is not a hentai
User avatar #56 to #26 - garaichu (03/20/2014) [-]
Should you watch: To Love-Ru Series?
User avatar #71 to #26 - mattnn (03/20/2014) [-]
Hentai show penetration, as long as it doesn't, it is normally classified as ecchi, tho this is at the more extreme end of the ecchi-spectrum, often called Borderland-hentai
#59 to #26 - John Cena (03/20/2014) [-]
Really? I watch it more for the plot...
#18 to #17 - thyrandomanon (03/19/2014) [-]
To-Love Ru
#20 to #18 - niemandbesonderes (03/19/2014) [-]
thank you sourcerer.
User avatar #39 to #5 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
I watch it for the interesting and intricate plot, highly developed characters, and no its all for the fan service
#42 to #5 - dehnoobshow (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 to #42 - onemoreminute (03/20/2014) [-]
is he that french youtuber?
User avatar #35 to #5 - mrpotatofudge (03/20/2014) [-]
To Love Ru Darkness Momo having ice cream uncensored
User avatar #36 to #35 - zerglin (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh PFFFT to love ru, I should have known.
#44 to #5 - jalthelas (03/20/2014) [-]
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What is this feeling in my scrotum
#40 to #5 - juventud (03/20/2014) [-]
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#24 to #5 - WhitePimp (03/19/2014) [-]
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#10 to #5 - harbingerwolf (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		, i gotta, go do, something...
Oh **** , i gotta, go do, something...
#29 to #5 - melllvinnn (03/20/2014) [-]
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#30 to #29 - melllvinnn (03/20/2014) [-]
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#41 to #30 - cthumoo ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
that saliva's so viscous
User avatar #49 to #41 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/20/2014) [-]
Bitch needs to hydrate.
User avatar #53 to #30 - mormon (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 to #53 - leagetshitpack (04/12/2014) [-]
koe de oshigoto
User avatar #11 to #5 - carnivoreapples (03/19/2014) [-]
**carnivoreapples rolled a random comment #8189715 posted by dreaddune at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
You know you like it, you nonspeaking homo
User avatar #12 to #11 - platinuminfernape (03/19/2014) [-]
Holy **** , that's relevant.
User avatar #13 to #12 - carnivoreapples (03/19/2014) [-]
you bet your platinum monkey-ass it is.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dreaddune ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
#60 - latinotornado (03/20/2014) [-]
I assume they found out his identity becaues after his arm broke he said "the names Ol man McCurdy, I would shake your hand, but as you noticed my left arm just came off. That's okay though, cuz i'm all RIGHT now! RATTLERATTLERATTLE"
I assume they found out his identity becaues after his arm broke he said "the names Ol man McCurdy, I would shake your hand, but as you noticed my left arm just came off. That's okay though, cuz i'm all RIGHT now! RATTLERATTLERATTLE"
#70 to #60 - wholesomeburn (03/20/2014) [-]
"Should'a been an enchanter."
"Should'a been an enchanter."
User avatar #73 to #70 - arrowhead (03/30/2014) [-]
Can you give me the sauce of that quote by chance?
User avatar #74 to #73 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2014) [-]
Not at all, how dare you?
User avatar #37 - Mortuus (03/20/2014) [-]
Why is he firmly grasping his genitalia?
#61 to #37 - adspaceman (03/20/2014) [-]
He was probably nuts
User avatar #43 to #37 - jalthelas (03/20/2014) [-]
A wise man once said, "If you're going down, die with your dick out."
User avatar #32 - tokitoki (03/20/2014) [-]
Why were there dead body props in a funhouse?
User avatar #1 - charagrin (03/19/2014) [-]
Then how did they know it was him? Did he have his name tattood on his body or something weird like that?
User avatar #27 to #1 - byobgraffpro (03/20/2014) [-]
his name tag fell off
User avatar #3 to #1 - germed (03/19/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they did a DNA test and figured it out from his families' lineage.
User avatar #69 to #3 - Xplode (03/20/2014) [-]
Dental records are possible and probably less costy too
User avatar #77 to #69 - dyalibya (09/14/2014) [-]
Dental records from 1911 ?
User avatar #9 to #1 - pwnagraphy (03/19/2014) [-]
When it broke off he spoke
I was phone
#23 to #9 - setrec (03/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 to #9 - justsomechickyo (03/20/2014) [-]
hatemefunnyjunk what does this say?
User avatar #72 to #33 - hatemefunnyjunk (03/20/2014) [-]
"I was phone''
User avatar #52 to #33 - Zyklone (03/20/2014) [-]
"I am a twat"
#48 - yuukoku (03/20/2014) [-]
>Be me working at the new train yard
> ****** dark and my lamp is running out of oil
>Hear a gun cock behind my head
> ********************** .jpg
>Guy tells me to drop my gun all my things and hand him my clothes
>Left with undergarments only
>Explain what happened to the Sheriff and what he looked like
>Flash forward two weeks
>Sheriff still hasn't found anyone, but put up a wanted poster for him with a sketch
>Some weird people from up North came down on a train with fancy equipment to "film" or something, so there's a lot of stuff here tonight
>Hear someone in the shipping area
>Put my lamp on the ground and quietly enter with my truncheon drawn (Lost my colt to the bastard who robbed me...)
>Moonlight barely breaking through the cracks in the walls reveals the ass hole who robbed me a couple weeks back
>He obviously can't see me, but he sort of stares at me trying to see what's in the dark
>He starts freaking out, so I knock him out with my truncheon before he sees me
>Drag him off to the trainyard shed and take some of the things he has on him including my gun
>$3.75! ******* jackpot!
> **** . Need to restrain him before he wakes up
>I know! I'll freeze him in plaster so he'll stay put while I get the Sheriff!
>Drag out big barrel of plaster powder and start bringing in buckets quietly to mix up the plaster
>Dunk him in the plaster and pull him out
>Let him lay in a little hole in the ground until I get back, but I accidentally fall asleep in the shed because overworked
>Next morning, the people are loading up the carts and heading home and he's just ******* gone
>MFW they must have mistook him for a decoration and dragged him off with them
User avatar #50 to #48 - Zyklone (03/20/2014) [-]
>Gun cock behind my head
>explain what happened and what he looked like.

It was my understanding the robbery took place a night in the shadows from behind.
When did he see the perps face? While undressing i assume
User avatar #55 to #50 - yuukoku (03/20/2014) [-]
I was going to explain that part a little more, but this was the most I could fit. It wouldn't let me have more than 25 breaks...
User avatar #54 to #50 - yuukoku (03/20/2014) [-]
I dunnow. Probably. This is just me playing with the idea.
User avatar #62 to #48 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
this needs more thumbs damn it
User avatar #64 to #62 - yuukoku (03/20/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was.
User avatar #78 to #64 - dyalibya (09/14/2014) [-]
Twas ok
User avatar #65 to #64 - privatepumpanickel ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
don't be so hard on yourself
User avatar #67 to #65 - yuukoku (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - trolocaust (03/20/2014) [-]
There is seriously a book about this called I'm not a dummy, I'm a mummy
User avatar #66 - rynkar (03/20/2014) [-]
let me try this.
A banker, Tomas Smith died from a car crash in 1955, his body was found to be replacing wax statue in Madame Tussauds wax museum 10 years later. . No one knows how this came to be.

Yeah, seems rather easy to ******** it.
User avatar #2 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [-]
Riiiighhtttt his "arm"
#4 - John Cena (03/19/2014) [-]
*roll picture
User avatar #34 to #4 - swampwaterjack (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - crumpylizard (04/14/2014) [-]
whys it look like someone drew on his face with ms paint
User avatar #63 - metalcoldreaper (03/20/2014) [-]
Do a comp about these OP. I remember reading about this awhile ago about weird discoveries n stuff.
User avatar #47 - exclamation (03/20/2014) [-]
He was mummified by his undertaker and used as a thingus as the "Bandit Who Wouldn't Give Up," which would have people put nickels in his mouth.

After a ticket from that amusement park that he was at was found in his mouth, it was backtracked that he was Elmer McCurdy.
User avatar #28 - teevee (03/20/2014) [-]
how to hell did his body not decompose and smell terrible?
User avatar #31 to #28 - Durricane **User deleted account** (03/20/2014) [-]
It was pretty decomposed and im sure they thought the smell was an added detail on the prop itself.
#46 to #28 - pigsnax (03/20/2014) [-]
He was actually embalmed and the undertaker charged people to look at him, as he supposedly looked good in his suit. He was advertised as "the Bandit Who Wouldn't Give Up". Eventually two men pretending to be his brothers obtained the corpse from the undertaker, saying they were going put him to rest. They took him on a circus around Texas. Over time he was paraded around by other, and apparently the fact that he was actually a corpse was forgotten. When someone was moving him from where he was set during the filming of the Six Million Dollar Man, one of his arms broke off, and when they found the human bone inside, they realized the dude was a legit corpse.

tl;dr, he was embalmed and then carried around as an prop because people forgot he was dead.
User avatar #51 to #46 - Zyklone (03/20/2014) [-]
did he make it int the movie?
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