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#30 - pootismang (06/07/2014) [-]
"I am not getting that ball back."
User avatar #74 to #30 - boomerpyro (06/08/2014) [-]
look at how close he is to that murderous ****** , he's got balls already
User avatar #156 to #74 - norkas (06/08/2014) [-]
'strayans give zero *****
#45 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
>That shark lake golf course.   
They should train them to fetch balls that went into the water.
>That shark lake golf course.
They should train them to fetch balls that went into the water.
#119 to #45 - theseamonster (06/08/2014) [-]
Let's make it happen.
Let's make it happen.
#13 - oily (06/07/2014) [-]
...So this guy was actually fisting a dead tiger shark.
#1 - jacksipian (06/07/2014) [-]
Obligatory.
User avatar #6 to #1 - esheter (06/07/2014) [-]
My grandfather had that pill implanted into him.
User avatar #7 to #6 - jacksipian (06/07/2014) [-]
badass, did it work? or did he drink more to dull the pain?
kidding
User avatar #8 to #7 - esheter (06/07/2014) [-]
The damn ****** actually managed to drink enough for the capsule to shut down or something.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jacksipian (06/07/2014) [-]
badass. Give your grandfather a high five for me, will ya?
User avatar #10 to #9 - esheter (06/07/2014) [-]
he died two years ago though. A shame
User avatar #51 to #10 - threeeighteen (06/07/2014) [-]
Get a ******* shovel then.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jacksipian (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh, i'm sorry to hear that. he sounds pretty cool though if he can break the thing that's supposed to hurt you when you do something.
User avatar #141 to #11 - Daeiros ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, from the post it sounds like the capsule has a chemical in it and that chemical reacts with the alcohol, but in a chemical reaction, the chemicals you start with are used up and turn into something else, and there is only so much of that chemical that you can fit in an implant, so if you chugged and then bit down on something, you would probably only have to ride out the pain for a minute or two and then you would be good to go.
#2 - PineappleExpress (06/07/2014) [-]
Faceplant into concrete parking at 50MPH vertical drop and full recovery? But how?
Faceplant into concrete parking at 50MPH vertical drop and full recovery? But how?
#5 to #2 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
luck, and science
#118 to #2 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
MXC IS ONE OF THE MOST UNAPPRECIATED SHOWS OF ALL TIME
User avatar #142 to #2 - Daeiros ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Well if you land feet first, your shattering leg bones will act like shock absorbers, reducing a lot of your speed before the vital organs take the blow, and as long as you are lucky enough not to cut the femoral artery with the shards and bleed out, then you should be fine after some major bone work with lots of rods and screws.

a face plant doesn't seem possible though, that bit is probably exaggerated.
User avatar #21 to #2 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
National Geographic covered this in one of their shows. Some people explained what they thought saved her. One said because she landed feet first and head last the impact on her head was decreased enough to survive. And then some woman came on and said it was a miracle. But eventually National Geographic did what they are good at and ended the part with saying that there is no way of knowing what saved her.
User avatar #34 to #21 - dawdawdwa (06/07/2014) [-]
I like how you say "and then some woman came in and said it was a miracle"
reminds me of Dara Obriain in one of his shows: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDYba0m6ztE&feature=kp
User avatar #15 to #2 - platinuminfernape (06/07/2014) [-]
Her parachute partially deployed, which caused her to spin at around 50 mph. She received injuries to more than just her face, but recovered. I'm assuming the baby became a tard
#32 - lordxdanswich (06/07/2014) [-]
Tom cruise in the shawshank redemption?
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#72 to #32 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah would've sucked but he did awesome in edge of tomorrow
#102 to #72 - chubbies (06/08/2014) [-]
Is it worth the 7.50 movie ticket?
#134 to #102 - vytros (06/08/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it greatly, I'd say that's acceptable.

Though it is cheaper where I live, and I also got a student ticket.
#52 - nighthawxx (06/07/2014) [-]
he didn't notice the blood or the hole in his head?
#129 to #52 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Maybe it's fake
#71 to #52 - amuter (06/08/2014) [-]
didn't take a feel on the back of his head with his hand I suppose
#75 to #71 - boomerpyro (06/08/2014) [-]
or he had a ******* brain damage (at LEAST a concussion), from taking a bullet to the head? but what do i know, it's not like i studied common sense
User avatar #85 to #75 - amuter (06/08/2014) [-]
He was still competent enough to go to the hospital so I guess he would be competent enough to notice the blood if he felt it with his hand or saw it. Also, I didn't imply that he didn't have any brain damage or concussions.
#137 to #85 - krokberg (06/08/2014) [-]
Shock can do weird stuff to you. I know a guy who was in a bus accident. He just walked away from the scene, claiming he was alright. When people found him, he had severe damage in the back of his head, and apparently he hadn't noticed it.
#26 - phudgepacker ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
set fire to Pig Island and create Bacon Island
set fire to Pig Island and create Bacon Island
User avatar #42 to #26 - caradecocou (06/07/2014) [-]
"Why did I took acid before work?"
#22 - kirkbot (06/07/2014) [-]
hey if that works, it's ******* genius
#138 to #22 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
People who use that thing are weak-minded. They should be able to control themselves instead of using strange devices.
#23 to #22 - inczi (06/07/2014) [-]
It is also done in Poland - under the name disulphiram or esperal. Basically the drug is an inhibitor for the acetic aldehyde dehydrogenase. When you metabolize alcohol, it is first oxidized to the aldehyde, and then the aldehyde goeas further down the metabolic path. Since the acetic aldehyde is toxic, it creates pain, contributing greatly to the feeling of hangover. This drug is so strong that it can make the hangover kill you or make you a paraplegic, because the acetic aldehyde is toxic to nerves.
User avatar #38 to #23 - ieatpaste (06/07/2014) [-]
whatever you say man
#40 to #38 - inczi (06/07/2014) [-]
As a sidenote, you can acheive the same result by eating this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprinopsis_atramentaria mushroom and drinking alko.
User avatar #65 to #23 - sirfapaton (06/08/2014) [-]
That was actually interesting, thank you.
#49 to #23 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
some old alcoholic had a speech when i was in school and he said that he had that and so he went outside a hospital chugged a bunch of booze and ran in acting all sorry and **** and so they gave him some "antidote" or something. and then he just left and could keep drinking
#66 - elcreepo (06/08/2014) [-]
For someone who slammed face first into pavement at fifty miles per hour her external face came out relatively damage free

Dunno how much she suffered of internal injuries but she doesn't even look much different than before the accident now, years after the accident, just a few barely visible scars and obvious aging
User avatar #100 to #66 - elmarcocfc (06/08/2014) [-]
At least she has one kickass story for her child.
User avatar #179 to #100 - elcreepo (06/08/2014) [-]
"This is why you should think before you do something"
#56 - newdevyx (06/07/2014) [-]
That Vietnam one made me angry.
That Vietnam one made me angry.
User avatar #69 to #56 - stringfingerable (06/08/2014) [-]
Read about Charlie Company. They're the real assholes.
User avatar #174 to #69 - noooooooooo (06/08/2014) [-]
I remember hearing an officer describe them as "Organized Thugs"
#146 to #56 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Makes you wonder how many more massacres are kept under the blanket by the congress and the US Army.
User avatar #175 to #146 - noooooooooo (06/08/2014) [-]
You have to remember that not all massacre were just US troops, countless other were committed by the Viet Cong and the South Korean army had its far share.
User avatar #61 to #56 - noooooooooo (06/08/2014) [-]
Actually a congressman ATTEMPTED to have him court-martialed for firing on american troops. He was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross for rescuing a young boy and reporting the killings afterwards.
User avatar #62 to #61 - noooooooooo (06/08/2014) [-]
although it should be noted that he threw away the citation as he was cited for saving a boy in intense crossfire rather than saving a boy for the massacre
User avatar #151 to #61 - brendantheferret (06/08/2014) [-]
People also sent dismembered animal corpses to his porch
#41 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
The astronaut one irked me. It is misleading, there's a huge amount of turbulent mixing in the air! Even just from breathing. Found a thread on reddit:

"They'd wake up gasping, but they wouldn't be oxygen deprived. People are adapted to breath air with a concentration of O2 on the order of 20%, and a concentration of CO2 measured in parts per million. If the O2 drops a few percent, say to 15%, there isn't much in the way of significant oxygen deprivation. If the CO2 concentration in the air you breath rises a few percent, though, say to 5%, you'll experience some distress, with a subjective feeling that you aren't breathing enough, or aren't getting enough air. This subjective feeling is, however, inaccurate. The problem isn't that you're getting too little of something (air, oxygen, whatever), but that you're getting too much CO2 (or, more accurately, that it's becoming difficult for your body to get rid of enough of the CO2 that it is generating)."

It's called hypercapnia.
#31 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
to the frontpage!!
#33 to #31 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
teranin
#24 - ldnelson (06/07/2014) [-]
mfw very serious pain from touching a single drop
#14 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
The Truman Show was an amazing film. Gif unrelated
The Truman Show was an amazing film. Gif unrelated
#70 to #14 - rubberdukie (06/08/2014) [-]
It was, but why did the director wanted to put the cameras in the theaters? Am i missing something with a deeper meaning?
User avatar #77 to #70 - blacklightsun (06/08/2014) [-]
If you have watched the movie, it would make you a little paranoid about your life and everything.
So, you go to the movie theater, you watch this movie, it makes you a little worried/paranoid and then the screen shows where you are at that exact time.
You just watched a movie about someone being cheated his whole life in sake of a TV show then you see yourself at the end of said movie, creepy, huh?
User avatar #46 - gibroner ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
New life plan I'm going to move that island and become lord of the pigs
#80 to #46 - noxiouspumpkin (06/08/2014) [-]
>be at island with 19 other bros
>random kids come to the island and start acting like idiots
>Walking in the island's jungle trying to stay away from idiot kids
>out of nowhere the kids run up to me and slit my throat
>decapitate, gut, and eat me
>put my head on a stick
>mfw I'm a pig
>mfw when I'm the lord of the flies
User avatar #17 - mrheisenberg (06/07/2014) [-]
"Sweetheart, my head hurts, I'm not going to worry about the open wound and blood gushing out of my head, but I might have to go to the doctor. My head is killing me."
#117 - CXJokerXD (06/08/2014) [-]
HFW
User avatar #120 - thegundanhero (06/08/2014) [-]
these are so much better than those ****** cringe comps keep up the good work and lets all tell those cringe comp makers to **** off
#122 to #120 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Some cringe comps suck
I don't understand why they are on the front page
User avatar #123 to #122 - thegundanhero (06/08/2014) [-]
those ones made by phanaict were great but the other ones are terrible. I like the ones with actual cringe you know?
#116 - zwartbr (06/08/2014) [-]
Great interesting facts
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