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#1 - xluna
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#16 to #1 - werfloh
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#32 to #1 - mrvalane
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#33 to #32 - mrvalane
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User avatar #76 to #1 - snappywilliams
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**snappywilliams rolls 984**
User avatar #77 to #76 - snappywilliams
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Machine gun
go kart
chuck norris
Imokaywiththis.jpeg
User avatar #97 to #1 - neededllama
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**neededllama rolls 121**
User avatar #115 to #1 - brainydud
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**brainydud rolls 191**
User avatar #116 to #115 - brainydud
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Let's do this.
User avatar #134 to #1 - taizzzzzed
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User avatar #135 to #134 - taizzzzzed
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A spoon A bike and harry potter.
BRING IT ON
User avatar #155 to #1 - EdwardNigma
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#156 to #155 - EdwardNigma
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Excellent.
User avatar #158 to #156 - xluna
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nice
User avatar #78 to #1 - checkemdubs
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User avatar #79 to #78 - checkemdubs
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****
User avatar #3 to #1 - Noah
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User avatar #66 to #1 - chupiter
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**chupiter rolls 208**
User avatar #67 to #66 - chupiter
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Worst possible scenario... At least I have a bus.
User avatar #93 to #1 - drherpandderp
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User avatar #140 to #1 - bowbeforegir
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**bowbeforegir rolls 685** <586?
#142 to #140 - bowbeforegir
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i dont even...
i dont even...
User avatar #63 to #1 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
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**HARDSTYLESHUFFLER rolls 262** Come on Harry Potter!
#176 to #63 - GoodGood
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hahahahaha
#68 to #63 - anon id: 989367f8
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That has to bee the worst roll I've ever seen. But, hey, atleast you have the spoon to feed that bitch with.
User avatar #173 to #1 - GoodGood
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User avatar #165 to #1 - playfaire
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#73 to #1 - michaelshoe
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#75 to #73 - michaelshoe
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Machine gun in a hummer with Bruce Lee
#145 to #1 - anon id: 8cf4c746
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*roll 3*
#61 to #1 - keychane
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#62 to #61 - keychane
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****.
User avatar #64 to #62 - Hreidmar
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You're so ******. So is Bieber. By himself. With the dildo. Hooked up to the kart.
#123 to #1 - anon id: ea16faf1
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User avatar #60 to #1 - nippuhl
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**nippuhl rolls 268** As long as I get a portal gun, shopping cart, or Morgan Freeman I'm ok.
User avatar #101 to #1 - licestr
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User avatar #58 to #1 - shfiftyfive
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#89 to #1 - demonxxx
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**demonxxx rolls 124**
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#90 to #89 - demonxxx
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Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
User avatar #52 to #1 - blarghh
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User avatar #39 to #1 - meateatercat
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User avatar #40 to #39 - meateatercat
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My weapon is a silent laser pistol.
This has to be the best ******* combination possible, better with Morgan Freeman narrating my every move.
User avatar #50 to #1 - rufflebus
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#22 to #1 - anon id: 824d65a7
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*roll3*
#47 to #1 - ammastaro
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#17 to #1 - manq
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#171 to #1 - superstarg
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User avatar #45 to #1 - itsenricopalazo
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i choose dovahkin :p
User avatar #159 to #1 - tdhd
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User avatar #160 to #159 - tdhd
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well, I'm ******
User avatar #38 to #1 - Ashketchums
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#148 to #1 - realbacon
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#149 to #148 - realbacon
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Spoon as a weapon..........doesnt matter Chuck Norris as a partner
User avatar #24 to #1 - krazekaotik
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#139 to #1 - anon id: 47ba8e57
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User avatar #10 to #1 - theroflcer
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#11 to #10 - theroflcer
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Me with Morgan Freeman transporting on rollerblades with a portal gun.


..... Awesome!
#126 to #1 - ugotdubs
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#4 to #1 - Noah
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User avatar #118 to #1 - cameraflash
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User avatar #107 to #1 - tricher
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User avatar #263 to #1 - memeticman
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User avatar #265 to #263 - memeticman
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****.
#99 to #1 - anon id: 853648a8
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#261 to #1 - anon id: da8b1b60
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User avatar #95 to #1 - abcbacon
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**abcbacon rolls 400**
User avatar #256 to #1 - ponythreadftw
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**ponythreadftw rolls 605** wish me luck
User avatar #82 to #1 - renier
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**renier rolls 600**
User avatar #255 to #1 - thekaiseroxc
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#257 to #255 - thekaiseroxc
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Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
User avatar #42 to #1 - iamzirus
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User avatar #43 to #42 - iamzirus
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Harry potter wand! I will use the wand to transform the fat chick into a good looking chick, and the bicycle into a motorcycle!
#253 to #1 - krick
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**krick rolls 064** I'm definitely safe
User avatar #35 to #1 - fuckingwumbology
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****************** rolls 956** Alright, I'mma combat some zombies.
User avatar #36 to #35 - fuckingwumbology
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Oh my sweet jesus. Machine guns and shopping carts are okay, but I'M TEAMED UP WITH GOD. HOLY ****.
User avatar #252 to #1 - whynospacesallowed
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#250 to #1 - anon id: 5a9e3162
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"roll 3"
#20 to #1 - dshfdgf
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#245 to #1 - struitzz
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**struitzz rolls 112**
#9 to #1 - anon id: 951516ad
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User avatar #244 to #1 - deadlykenshin
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**deadlykenshin rolls 081**
User avatar #28 to #1 - bladeboy
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User avatar #29 to #28 - bladeboy
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Ultimate combo for max badass-ery.
#242 to #1 - anon id: 0b07804c
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User avatar #172 to #1 - GoodGood
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#163 to #1 - gioc
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**gioc rolls 087**
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#157 to #1 - anon id: 8700d487
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#234 to #1 - christiandk
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User avatar #150 to #1 - sandervalk
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User avatar #151 to #150 - sandervalk
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What the ****.
User avatar #152 to #151 - xluna
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thats is just...go a head reroll my friend if you want
User avatar #153 to #152 - sandervalk
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#154 to #153 - sandervalk
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#232 to #1 - nexuskilla
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#146 to #1 - anon id: 8cf4c746
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User avatar #226 to #1 - dannahammas
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User avatar #229 to #226 - dannahammas
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**** i am doomed.
butterknife, shoppingcart and a CODFAG.
FML
User avatar #137 to #1 - girlnamedrandy
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User avatar #225 to #1 - ixxamxxbatman
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User avatar #228 to #225 - ixxamxxbatman
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machine gun, bus, fat chick, not bad
User avatar #132 to #1 - maxismahname
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**maxismahname rolls 327** please gove me Harry Potter or Lee, the biggest ******* bad asses.
User avatar #133 to #132 - maxismahname
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**** you, rolling.
User avatar #224 to #1 - pewdieyeah
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User avatar #127 to #125 - buckoman
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Well, it's not my partner of choice, but... This could be interesting.

Portal Gun (No ammo needed), Helicopter (aerial attacks), and Oprah (Giving away free stuff).
User avatar #223 to #1 - liolo
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#220 to #1 - jeppeth
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#221 to #220 - jeppeth
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shovel, dinosaur and Harry Potter.. all i need to do is to digg some holes for all the bodies.
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#213 to #1 - gaikang
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**gaikang rolls 586** Let's see how this works out for me.
#215 to #213 - gaikang
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Portal Gun, Go-Kart, Morgan Freeman, eh?





Oh my science that sounds like so much fun.
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User avatar #211 to #1 - raptorfacerumble
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#208 to #1 - anon id: 0e68106d
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User avatar #92 to #91 - goodguygary
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i choose machete, because what's more epic then slicing up zombies on a motorcycle with morgan ******* freeman
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#205 to #204 - cruzslzr
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mfw morgan starts shoving the dildo inside him
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User avatar #88 to #83 - archercarac
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I choose the force!
User avatar #203 to #1 - aysonator
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**aysonator rolls 348** mace as weapon if i roll 1 on firzt digit cus maces are cool and any retard can use one effectivelly
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User avatar #175 to #1 - brendanc
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**brendanc rolls 293**
User avatar #177 to #175 - brendanc
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**** yeah a dinosaur
User avatar #69 to #1 - technotronics
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**technotronics rolls 222**
User avatar #174 to #69 - GoodGood
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a spoon a bike and a fat chick.... the one time rolling trips is actually a bad thing.
User avatar #248 to #69 - counterannon
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cover your dick in chocolate, the fat chick will never let anything happen to you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - technotronics
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>inb4 possible **** storm.
User avatar #84 to #70 - dlerp
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I saw trips while single digit thumbs. Hooray.
User avatar #85 to #84 - dlerp
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**dlerp rolls 945** oh, and this.
#87 to #85 - dlerp
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>Machine gun -- awesome
>Hummer -- might run out of gas fast, but it's free, right?
>COD Fag -- God ******* dammit.
#259 to #87 - cutolorionero
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**cutolorionero rolls 894**
#86 to #69 - TuhRainbowLlama
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This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
User avatar #94 to #86 - goodguygary
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unluckiest trips in the world
User avatar #54 - fajivity
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I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
User avatar #103 - toxickooties
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Timeline has yet to 'infect' me. I'm one of the lucky ones left who still have the regular facebook layout. I'm dreading the day it's forced upon us all.
User avatar #114 to #103 - commontroll
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I tried watching some hulu thing, and I clicked accept for the program, but then I saw that it would update me to timeline. I tried aborting, but it was too late.
User avatar #120 to #103 - phoenix grinder
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if any of us hold on long enough, we'll get to sound hipster by saying 'I've had Facebook since BEFORE timeline'
#227 - carnagejc
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MFW I don't even have facebook and timeline tries to get onto my browser
#219 - draycora
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&gt;MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
>MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
#206 - cruzslzr
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i've waited too long to use this
worthit.jpg
#180 - whitenail
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Every day. Every damn day I saw that awful, dehumanising, biblical plague take the ones I loved.

It was slow at first, just like we all were in actually getting off our asses and doing something about it. It was only once the profiles of friends, lovers and family members became incoherent messes of text and line that we up and gave a ****.

They fought it...at first. Clutching to their hearts the shallow hope that liking this page or signing that petition would keep them safe from the horror. They fought, but like we all were before it came, they got helpless. Sucker-punched by the terms and conditions, or having their own freedom of choice ripped from their hands by the all-greedy Zuckerburg.

I've stayed alive as long as I have because, much like the deformed excuses for profiles I'm forced to bear witness to every day, the virus took what humanity I had left. I existed on the out-skirts. I was isolated, sure, but that also meant isolation from the screams, the guilt...the horror.

Should anyone find this message, for the love of God stay safe, stay out of the way, and don't try to find me, for I have moved on with what little time I have left. As much as I wanna believe the whispers that Chrome can save us all, I know it's only a matter of time before I turn. And when that day comes, when Zuckerburg should extend his cruel hand or I get careless when reading the fine-print that says an app will give me Timeline, I only want to be responsible for one senseless turning.

-Bill. End of all we knew. God help us all...
#138 - rbpwn
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I got one just to use this picture as a cover photo

totally Not worth it
User avatar #190 - rdangerdash
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I don't give a **** about timeline. Why do you even care about your stupid facebook pages anyway?