the horror. .. I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan. the horror I still don't have it but I'm afraid won't hold on any longer Tell my wife an orangutan
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#1 - xluna
Reply +21
(05/14/2012) [-]
**xluna rolls 881**
#16 to #1 - werfloh
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**werfloh rolls 436**
#32 to #1 - mrvalane
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**mrvalane rolls 523**
#33 to #32 - mrvalane
Reply +1
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#76 to #1 - snappywilliams
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**snappywilliams rolls 984**
#77 to #76 - snappywilliams
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Machine gun
go kart
chuck norris
Imokaywiththis.jpeg
#97 to #1 - neededllama
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**neededllama rolls 121**
#115 to #1 - brainydud
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**brainydud rolls 191**
#116 to #115 - brainydud
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Let's do this.
#134 to #1 - taizzzzzed
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**taizzzzzed rolls 220**
#135 to #134 - taizzzzzed
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
A spoon A bike and harry potter.
BRING IT ON
#155 to #1 - EdwardNigma
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**EdwardNigma rolls 516**
#156 to #155 - EdwardNigma
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Excellent.
#158 to #156 - xluna
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
nice
#78 to #1 - checkemdubs ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
**checkemdubs rolls 225**
#79 to #78 - checkemdubs ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
****
#3 to #1 - Noah
Reply +2
(05/14/2012) [-]
**Noah rolls 294**
#66 to #1 - chupiter
Reply +2
(05/15/2012) [-]
**chupiter rolls 208**
#67 to #66 - chupiter
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Worst possible scenario... At least I have a bus.
#93 to #1 - drherpandderp
Reply +3
(05/15/2012) [-]
**drherpandderp rolls 916**
#140 to #1 - bowbeforegir
Reply +3
(05/15/2012) [-]
**bowbeforegir rolls 685** <586?
#142 to #140 - bowbeforegir
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
i dont even...
i dont even...
#63 to #1 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER
Reply +6
(05/15/2012) [-]
**HARDSTYLESHUFFLER rolls 262** Come on Harry Potter!
#176 to #63 - GoodGood
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
hahahahaha
#68 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
That has to bee the worst roll I've ever seen. But, hey, atleast you have the spoon to feed that bitch with.
#173 to #1 - GoodGood
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**GoodGood rolls 953**
#165 to #1 - playfaire
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**playfaire rolls 653**
#73 to #1 - michaelshoe
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
**michaelshoe rolls 941**
#75 to #73 - michaelshoe
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Machine gun in a hummer with Bruce Lee
#145 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]

*roll 3*
#61 to #1 - keychane
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
**keychane rolls 787**
#62 to #61 - keychane
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
****.
#64 to #62 - Hreidmar ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
You're so ******. So is Bieber. By himself. With the dildo. Hooked up to the kart.
#123 to #1 - anon
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 200**
#60 to #1 - nippuhl
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 268** As long as I get a portal gun, shopping cart, or Morgan Freeman I'm ok.
#101 to #1 - licestr
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**licestr rolls 576**
#58 to #1 - shfiftyfive
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolls 541**
#89 to #1 - demonxxx
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**demonxxx rolls 124**
**demonxxx rolls 124**
#90 to #89 - demonxxx
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
#52 to #1 - blarghh
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
**blarghh rolls 752**
#39 to #1 - meateatercat
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**meateatercat rolls 116**
#40 to #39 - meateatercat
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
My weapon is a silent laser pistol.
This has to be the best ******* combination possible, better with Morgan Freeman narrating my every move.
#50 to #1 - rufflebus
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
**rufflebus rolls 569**
#22 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
*roll3*
#47 to #1 - ammastaro
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**ammastaro rolls 216**
#17 to #1 - manq
Reply -1
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**manq rolls 328**
#46 to #1 - electricbubblewrap
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
**electricbubblewrap rolls 518**
#171 to #1 - superstarg
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**superstarg rolls 825**
#45 to #1 - itsenricopalazo
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
i choose dovahkin :p
#159 to #1 - tdhd
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**tdhd rolls 258**
#160 to #159 - tdhd
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
well, I'm ******
#38 to #1 - Ashketchums
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**Ashketchums rolls 089**
#148 to #1 - realbacon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**realbacon rolls 324**
#149 to #148 - realbacon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Spoon as a weapon..........doesnt matter Chuck Norris as a partner
#24 to #1 - krazekaotik
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**krazekaotik rolls 344**
#139 to #1 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 615**
#10 to #1 - theroflcer
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
**theroflcer rolls 566**
#11 to #10 - theroflcer
Reply +5
(05/14/2012) [-]
Me with Morgan Freeman transporting on rollerblades with a portal gun.


..... Awesome!
#126 to #1 - ugotdubs
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**ugotdubs rolls 288**
#4 to #1 - Noah
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#118 to #1 - cameraflash
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**cameraflash rolls 225**
#119 to #118 - cameraflash
Reply 0
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#266 to #1 - thehooded **User deleted account**
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#107 to #1 - tricher
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**tricher rolls 492**
#263 to #1 - memeticman
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**memeticman rolls 481**
#265 to #263 - memeticman
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
****.
#99 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 080**
#261 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 441**
#95 to #1 - abcbacon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**abcbacon rolls 400**
#256 to #1 - ponythreadftw
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**ponythreadftw rolls 605** wish me luck
#82 to #1 - renier
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**renier rolls 600**
#255 to #1 - thekaiseroxc
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**thekaiseroxc rolls 174**
#257 to #255 - thekaiseroxc
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
#42 to #1 - iamzirus
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**iamzirus rolls 122**
#43 to #42 - iamzirus
Reply +1
(05/14/2012) [-]
Harry potter wand! I will use the wand to transform the fat chick into a good looking chick, and the bicycle into a motorcycle!
#253 to #1 - krick
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**krick rolls 064** I'm definitely safe
#35 to #1 - fuckingwumbology
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
****************** rolls 956** Alright, I'mma combat some zombies.
#36 to #35 - fuckingwumbology
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
Oh my sweet jesus. Machine guns and shopping carts are okay, but I'M TEAMED UP WITH GOD. HOLY ****.
#252 to #1 - whynospacesallowed
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**whynospacesallowed rolls 349**
#27 to #1 - arcticvenom
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**arcticvenom rolls 229**
#250 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
"roll 3"
#20 to #1 - dshfdgf
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**dshfdgf rolls 437**
#245 to #1 - struitzz
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**struitzz rolls 112**
#9 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 030**
#244 to #1 - deadlykenshin
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**deadlykenshin rolls 081**
#28 to #1 - bladeboy
Reply +8
(05/14/2012) [-]
**bladeboy rolls 536**
#29 to #28 - bladeboy
Reply +3
(05/14/2012) [-]
Ultimate combo for max badass-ery.
#242 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 857**
#172 to #1 - GoodGood
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**GoodGood rolls 539**
#239 to #1 - mrbradlee
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**mrbradlee rolls 713**
#166 to #1 - hokiefan
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**hokiefan rolls 239**
#237 to #1 - commentking
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**commentking rolls 699**
#163 to #1 - gioc
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**gioc rolls 087**
#235 to #1 - onceknownsober
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**onceknownsober rolls 552**
#157 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 439**
#234 to #1 - christiandk
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**christiandk rolls 251**
#150 to #1 - sandervalk
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**sandervalk rolls 727**
#151 to #150 - sandervalk
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
What the ****.
#152 to #151 - xluna
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
thats is just...go a head reroll my friend if you want
#153 to #152 - sandervalk
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**sandervalk rolls 563**
#154 to #153 - sandervalk
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#232 to #1 - nexuskilla
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**nexuskilla rolls 403**
#146 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 965**
#230 to #1 - cptcojones ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**cptcojones rolls 622**
#143 to #1 - raganoxer
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#226 to #1 - dannahammas
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**dannahammas rolls 455**
#229 to #226 - dannahammas
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**** i am doomed.
butterknife, shoppingcart and a CODFAG.
FML
#137 to #1 - girlnamedrandy
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**girlnamedrandy rolls 329**
#225 to #1 - ixxamxxbatman
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**ixxamxxbatman rolls 902**
#228 to #225 - ixxamxxbatman
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
machine gun, bus, fat chick, not bad
#132 to #1 - maxismahname
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**maxismahname rolls 327** please gove me Harry Potter or Lee, the biggest ******* bad asses.
#133 to #132 - maxismahname
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**** you, rolling.
#224 to #1 - pewdieyeah
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**pewdieyeah rolls 508**
#125 to #1 - buckoman
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**buckoman rolls 513**
#127 to #125 - buckoman
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
Well, it's not my partner of choice, but... This could be interesting.

Portal Gun (No ammo needed), Helicopter (aerial attacks), and Oprah (Giving away free stuff).
#223 to #1 - liolo
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**liolo rolls 135**
#121 to #1 - zeleyzaeyez
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**zeleyzaeyez rolls 439**
#220 to #1 - jeppeth ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**jeppeth rolls 090**
#221 to #220 - jeppeth ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
shovel, dinosaur and Harry Potter.. all i need to do is to digg some holes for all the bodies.
#117 to #1 - cameraflash
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#217 to #1 - jakols
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**jakols rolls 372**
#108 to #1 - tricher
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**tricher rolls 943**
#216 to #1 - chakaa **User deleted account**
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#105 to #1 - isexcats
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**isexcats rolls 814**
#213 to #1 - gaikang
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**gaikang rolls 586** Let's see how this works out for me.
#215 to #213 - gaikang
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
Portal Gun, Go-Kart, Morgan Freeman, eh?





Oh my science that sounds like so much fun.
#100 to #1 - gooblexgobble
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**gooblexgobble rolls 235**
#211 to #1 - raptorfacerumble
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**raptorfacerumble rolls 946** Here we go...
#98 to #1 - beefs
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**beefs rolls 156**
#210 to #1 - wacht
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**wacht rolls 647**
#96 to #1 - asdfcomp
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**asdfcomp rolls 461**
#208 to #1 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 203**
#91 to #1 - goodguygary
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**goodguygary rolls 136**
#92 to #91 - goodguygary
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
i choose machete, because what's more epic then slicing up zombies on a motorcycle with morgan ******* freeman
#204 to #1 - cruzslzr
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**cruzslzr rolls 716**
#205 to #204 - cruzslzr
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
mfw morgan starts shoving the dildo inside him
#83 to #1 - archercarac
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**archercarac rolls 105**
#88 to #83 - archercarac
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(05/15/2012) [-]
I choose the force!
#203 to #1 - aysonator
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**aysonator rolls 348** mace as weapon if i roll 1 on firzt digit cus maces are cool and any retard can use one effectivelly
#81 to #1 - anon
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 221** Watch me, I'm going to die.
#200 to #1 - southmo
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**southmo rolls 670**
#57 to #1 - ihadtopickaname
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**ihadtopickaname rolls 157**
#196 to #1 - robotgoose
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**robotgoose rolls 053**
#41 to #1 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account**
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#194 to #1 - kroger
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**kroger rolls 320** Please be 591
#37 to #1 - roadhous
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**roadhous rolls 135**
#193 to #1 - bloodseel
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**bloodseel rolls 080**
#34 to #1 - radioactivemilk
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**radioactivemilk rolls 147**
#192 to #1 - tholomewsense
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**tholomewsense rolls 516**
#30 to #1 - lcarnage
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**lcarnage rolls 815** damn straight,
#31 to #30 - lcarnage
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(05/14/2012) [-]
Dont care about 5, I'll kick him out the heli.
#191 to #1 - multisupahman
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**multisupahman rolls 437**
#26 to #1 - benlawrie
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**benlawrie rolls 937**
**benlawrie rolls 937**
#186 to #1 - chrismamaril
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**chrismamaril rolls 048**
#21 to #1 - pinkamenadiannepie
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**pinkamenadiannepie rolls 360**
#185 to #1 - blademontane ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**blademontane rolls 461**
#19 to #1 - rockingaca
Reply 0
(05/14/2012) [-]
**rockingaca rolls 945**
#183 to #1 - lordtrolldemort
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**lordtrolldemort rolls 560**
#14 to #1 - moggycore
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(05/14/2012) [-]
**moggycore rolls 108**
#181 to #1 - randomwyrm
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**randomwyrm rolls 315**
#144 to #1 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#178 to #1 - xXDisturbedXx
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**xXDisturbedXx rolls 521**
#2 to #1 - xluna
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#175 to #1 - brendanc
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**brendanc rolls 293**
#177 to #175 - brendanc
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**** yeah a dinosaur
#69 to #1 - technotronics
Reply +95
(05/15/2012) [-]
**technotronics rolls 222**
#174 to #69 - GoodGood
Reply +4
(05/15/2012) [-]
a spoon a bike and a fat chick.... the one time rolling trips is actually a bad thing.
#248 to #69 - counterannon
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(05/15/2012) [-]
cover your dick in chocolate, the fat chick will never let anything happen to you.
#70 to #69 - technotronics
Reply +2
(05/15/2012) [-]
>inb4 possible **** storm.
#84 to #70 - dlerp
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(05/15/2012) [-]
I saw trips while single digit thumbs. Hooray.
#85 to #84 - dlerp
Reply 0
(05/15/2012) [-]
**dlerp rolls 945** oh, and this.
#87 to #85 - dlerp
Reply +5
(05/15/2012) [-]
>Machine gun -- awesome
>Hummer -- might run out of gas fast, but it's free, right?
>COD Fag -- God ******* dammit.
#259 to #87 - cutolorionero
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(05/15/2012) [-]
**cutolorionero rolls 894**
#86 to #69 - TuhRainbowLlama
Reply +1
(05/15/2012) [-]
This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
#94 to #86 - goodguygary
Reply +2
(05/15/2012) [-]
unluckiest trips in the world
#54 - fajivity
Reply +9
(05/14/2012) [-]
I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
#103 - toxickooties
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(05/15/2012) [-]
Timeline has yet to 'infect' me. I'm one of the lucky ones left who still have the regular facebook layout. I'm dreading the day it's forced upon us all.
#114 to #103 - commontroll
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(05/15/2012) [-]
I tried watching some hulu thing, and I clicked accept for the program, but then I saw that it would update me to timeline. I tried aborting, but it was too late.
#120 to #103 - phoenix grinder
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(05/15/2012) [-]
if any of us hold on long enough, we'll get to sound hipster by saying 'I've had Facebook since BEFORE timeline'
#227 - carnagejc
Reply +5
(05/15/2012) [-]
MFW I don't even have facebook and timeline tries to get onto my browser
#219 - draycora
Reply +5
(05/15/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
>MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
#206 - cruzslzr
Reply +5
(05/15/2012) [-]
i've waited too long to use this
worthit.jpg
#180 - whitenail
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(05/15/2012) [-]
Every day. Every damn day I saw that awful, dehumanising, biblical plague take the ones I loved.

It was slow at first, just like we all were in actually getting off our asses and doing something about it. It was only once the profiles of friends, lovers and family members became incoherent messes of text and line that we up and gave a ****.

They fought it...at first. Clutching to their hearts the shallow hope that liking this page or signing that petition would keep them safe from the horror. They fought, but like we all were before it came, they got helpless. Sucker-punched by the terms and conditions, or having their own freedom of choice ripped from their hands by the all-greedy Zuckerburg.

I've stayed alive as long as I have because, much like the deformed excuses for profiles I'm forced to bear witness to every day, the virus took what humanity I had left. I existed on the out-skirts. I was isolated, sure, but that also meant isolation from the screams, the guilt...the horror.

Should anyone find this message, for the love of God stay safe, stay out of the way, and don't try to find me, for I have moved on with what little time I have left. As much as I wanna believe the whispers that Chrome can save us all, I know it's only a matter of time before I turn. And when that day comes, when Zuckerburg should extend his cruel hand or I get careless when reading the fine-print that says an app will give me Timeline, I only want to be responsible for one senseless turning.

-Bill. End of all we knew. God help us all...
#138 - rbpwn
Reply +3
(05/15/2012) [-]
I got one just to use this picture as a cover photo

totally Not worth it
#179 - LocoJoe
Reply +2
(05/15/2012) [-]
The horror.....the horror.