the horror. . FACEBOOK TIME LINE is like In Yaar Friends are getting turned rune by one You can hear their Screams But there' s naming fen can do THE HORROR. I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
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the horror

FACEBOOK TIME LINE
is like In
Yaar Friends are getting turned
rune by one
You can hear their Screams
But there' s naming fen can do
THE HORROR
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#1 - xluna (05/14/2012) [+] (176 replies)
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User avatar #69 to #1 - technotronics (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #54 - fajivity (05/14/2012) [-]
I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
User avatar #103 - toxickooties (05/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Timeline has yet to 'infect' me. I'm one of the lucky ones left who still have the regular facebook layout. I'm dreading the day it's forced upon us all.
#227 - carnagejc (05/15/2012) [-]
MFW I don't even have facebook and timeline tries to get onto my browser
#219 - draycora (05/15/2012) [-]
>MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of 						****					 on someone's profile.
>MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
#206 - cruzslzr (05/15/2012) [-]
i've waited too long to use this
worthit.jpg
#180 - whitenail (05/15/2012) [-]
Every day. Every damn day I saw that awful, dehumanising, biblical plague take the ones I loved.

It was slow at first, just like we all were in actually getting off our asses and doing something about it. It was only once the profiles of friends, lovers and family members became incoherent messes of text and line that we up and gave a **** .

They fought it...at first. Clutching to their hearts the shallow hope that liking this page or signing that petition would keep them safe from the horror. They fought, but like we all were before it came, they got helpless. Sucker-punched by the terms and conditions, or having their own freedom of choice ripped from their hands by the all-greedy Zuckerburg.

I've stayed alive as long as I have because, much like the deformed excuses for profiles I'm forced to bear witness to every day, the virus took what humanity I had left. I existed on the out-skirts. I was isolated, sure, but that also meant isolation from the screams, the guilt...the horror.

Should anyone find this message, for the love of God stay safe, stay out of the way, and don't try to find me, for I have moved on with what little time I have left. As much as I wanna believe the whispers that Chrome can save us all, I know it's only a matter of time before I turn. And when that day comes, when Zuckerburg should extend his cruel hand or I get careless when reading the fine-print that says an app will give me Timeline, I only want to be responsible for one senseless turning.

-Bill. End of all we knew. God help us all...
#138 - rbpwn (05/15/2012) [-]
I got one just to use this picture as a cover photo

totally Not worth it
#236 - dirtyhornets (05/15/2012) [-]
>log on to FB as usual
>go to my profile
>"your new timeline will be published april 28 take the tour now"
> **** you zuckerberg
>MFW
#218 - chasis (05/15/2012) [-]
I'm one of the last of my friends to NOT have Timeline still...
#207 - nephrithotroll (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
one time i made a fb account because a friend me to create one
never again
mfw i see retarded people on fb
User avatar #202 - neokun (05/15/2012) [-]
**** facebook, im not infected.
User avatar #190 - rdangerdash (05/15/2012) [-]
I don't give a **** about timeline. Why do you even care about your stupid facebook pages anyway?
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#179 - LocoJoe (05/15/2012) [-]
The horror.....the horror.
User avatar #131 - domogle (05/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It told me that everyone was going to be put on timeline on may 1st, so I decided to take my own life instead of letting Facebook have the pleasure of doing so..... those..... THOSE SONS OF BITCHES LIED TO ME
#113 - vinlandknight (05/15/2012) [-]
I didn't realize what timeline was until I got it...I thought it was some sort of app at the time...I regret my decision greatly
I didn't realize what timeline was until I got it...I thought it was some sort of app at the time...I regret my decision greatly
User avatar #59 - fishtacos (05/14/2012) [-]
Well, if that's true, I'm surviving like a ************* BOSS.
#13 - ninjaofdarkness (05/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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