the horror. . FACEBOOK TIME LINE is like In Yaar Friends are getting turned rune by one You can hear their Screams But there' s naming fen can do THE HORROR. I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
x

the horror

FACEBOOK TIME LINE
is like In
Yaar Friends are getting turned
rune by one
You can hear their Screams
But there' s naming fen can do
THE HORROR
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#1 - xluna (05/14/2012) [-]
**xluna rolls 881**
#20 to #1 - dshfdgf (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #1 - fuckingwumbology (05/14/2012) [-]
** **************** rolls 956** Alright, I'mma combat some zombies.
User avatar #36 to #35 - fuckingwumbology (05/14/2012) [-]
Oh my sweet jesus. Machine guns and shopping carts are okay, but I'M TEAMED UP WITH GOD. HOLY **** .
User avatar #82 to #1 - renier (05/15/2012) [-]
**renier rolls 600**
#99 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #1 - cameraflash (05/15/2012) [-]
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#139 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
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#157 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #78 to #1 - checkemdubs (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #1 - Noah (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #1 - chupiter (05/15/2012) [-]
**chupiter rolls 208**
User avatar #67 to #66 - chupiter (05/15/2012) [-]
Worst possible scenario... At least I have a bus.
User avatar #93 to #1 - drherpandderp (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #140 to #1 - bowbeforegir (05/15/2012) [-]
**bowbeforegir rolls 685** <586?
#142 to #140 - bowbeforegir (05/15/2012) [-]
i dont even...
i dont even...
User avatar #63 to #1 - HARDSTYLESHUFFLER (05/15/2012) [-]
**HARDSTYLESHUFFLER rolls 262** Come on Harry Potter!
#68 to #63 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
That has to bee the worst roll I've ever seen. But, hey, atleast you have the spoon to feed that bitch with.
#176 to #63 - GoodGood (05/15/2012) [-]
hahahahaha
User avatar #175 to #1 - brendanc (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #177 to #175 - brendanc (05/15/2012) [-]
**** yeah a dinosaur
User avatar #166 to #1 - hokiefan (05/15/2012) [-]
**hokiefan rolls 239**
#73 to #1 - michaelshoe (05/15/2012) [-]
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#75 to #73 - michaelshoe (05/15/2012) [-]
Machine gun in a hummer with Bruce Lee
#146 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
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#61 to #1 - keychane (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #62 - Hreidmar ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
You're so ****** . So is Bieber. By himself. With the dildo. Hooked up to the kart.
#126 to #1 - ugotdubs (05/15/2012) [-]
**ugotdubs rolls 288**
User avatar #60 to #1 - nippuhl (05/15/2012) [-]
**nippuhl rolls 268** As long as I get a portal gun, shopping cart, or Morgan Freeman I'm ok.
User avatar #107 to #1 - tricher (05/15/2012) [-]
**tricher rolls 492**
User avatar #58 to #1 - shfiftyfive (05/14/2012) [-]
**shfiftyfive rolls 541**
User avatar #95 to #1 - abcbacon (05/15/2012) [-]
**abcbacon rolls 400**
User avatar #52 to #1 - blarghh (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #1 - iamzirus (05/14/2012) [-]
**iamzirus rolls 122**
User avatar #43 to #42 - iamzirus (05/14/2012) [-]
Harry potter wand! I will use the wand to transform the fat chick into a good looking chick, and the bicycle into a motorcycle!
User avatar #50 to #1 - rufflebus (05/14/2012) [-]
**rufflebus rolls 569**
User avatar #27 to #1 - arcticvenom (05/14/2012) [-]
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#47 to #1 - ammastaro (05/14/2012) [-]
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#14 to #1 - moggycore (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #1 - electricbubblewrap (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #172 to #1 - GoodGood (05/15/2012) [-]
**GoodGood rolls 539**
User avatar #45 to #1 - itsenricopalazo (05/14/2012) [-]
i choose dovahkin :p
#163 to #1 - gioc (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #1 - Ashketchums (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #150 to #1 - sandervalk (05/15/2012) [-]
**sandervalk rolls 727**
User avatar #151 to #150 - sandervalk (05/15/2012) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #152 to #151 - xluna (05/15/2012) [-]
thats is just...go a head reroll my friend if you want
User avatar #153 to #152 - sandervalk (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #1 - krazekaotik (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #1 - theroflcer (05/14/2012) [-]
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#11 to #10 - theroflcer (05/14/2012) [-]
Me with Morgan Freeman transporting on rollerblades with a portal gun.


..... Awesome!
User avatar #134 to #1 - taizzzzzed (05/15/2012) [-]
**taizzzzzed rolls 220**
User avatar #135 to #134 - taizzzzzed (05/15/2012) [-]
A spoon A bike and harry potter.
BRING IT ON
#123 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 200**
User avatar #115 to #1 - brainydud (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #115 - brainydud (05/15/2012) [-]
Let's do this.
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User avatar #101 to #1 - licestr ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #263 to #1 - memeticman (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #1 - neededllama (05/15/2012) [-]
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#261 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 441**
#89 to #1 - demonxxx (05/15/2012) [-]
**demonxxx rolls 124**
**demonxxx rolls 124**
#90 to #89 - demonxxx (05/15/2012) [-]
Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
Mini gun, bike, Chuck norris
User avatar #256 to #1 - ponythreadftw (05/15/2012) [-]
**ponythreadftw rolls 605** wish me luck
User avatar #76 to #1 - snappywilliams (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #76 - snappywilliams (05/15/2012) [-]
Machine gun
go kart
chuck norris
Imokaywiththis.jpeg
User avatar #255 to #1 - thekaiseroxc (05/15/2012) [-]
**thekaiseroxc rolls 174**
#257 to #255 - thekaiseroxc (05/15/2012) [-]
Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
Weapon of my choice (m14) with Chuck Norris on a scooter! ALL SHALL PERISH!
User avatar #39 to #1 - meateatercat (05/14/2012) [-]
**meateatercat rolls 116**
User avatar #40 to #39 - meateatercat (05/14/2012) [-]
My weapon is a silent laser pistol.
This has to be the best ******* combination possible, better with Morgan Freeman narrating my every move.
#253 to #1 - krick (05/15/2012) [-]
**krick rolls 064** I'm definitely safe
#32 to #1 - mrvalane (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #252 to #1 - whynospacesallowed (05/15/2012) [-]
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#22 to #1 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
*roll3*
#250 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
"roll 3"
#17 to #1 - manq (05/14/2012) [-]
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#245 to #1 - struitzz (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #1 - bladeboy (05/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #28 - bladeboy (05/14/2012) [-]
Ultimate combo for max badass-ery.
User avatar #244 to #1 - deadlykenshin (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #173 to #1 - GoodGood (05/15/2012) [-]
**GoodGood rolls 953**
#242 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 857**
#171 to #1 - superstarg (05/15/2012) [-]
**superstarg rolls 825**
User avatar #239 to #1 - mrbradlee (05/15/2012) [-]
**mrbradlee rolls 713**
User avatar #165 to #1 - playfaire (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #237 to #1 - commentking (05/15/2012) [-]
**commentking rolls 699**
User avatar #159 to #1 - tdhd (05/15/2012) [-]
**tdhd rolls 258**
User avatar #160 to #159 - tdhd (05/15/2012) [-]
well, I'm ******
User avatar #235 to #1 - onceknownsober (05/15/2012) [-]
**onceknownsober rolls 552**
User avatar #155 to #1 - EdwardNigma (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #158 to #156 - xluna (05/15/2012) [-]
nice
#234 to #1 - christiandk (05/15/2012) [-]
**christiandk rolls 251**
#148 to #1 - realbacon (05/15/2012) [-]
**realbacon rolls 324**
#149 to #148 - realbacon (05/15/2012) [-]
Spoon as a weapon..........doesnt matter Chuck Norris as a partner
#232 to #1 - nexuskilla (05/15/2012) [-]
**nexuskilla rolls 403**
#145 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]

*roll 3*
#230 to #1 - cptcojones (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #226 to #1 - dannahammas (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #229 to #226 - dannahammas (05/15/2012) [-]
**** i am doomed.
butterknife, shoppingcart and a CODFAG.
FML
User avatar #137 to #1 - girlnamedrandy (05/15/2012) [-]
**girlnamedrandy rolls 329**
User avatar #225 to #1 - ixxamxxbatman (05/15/2012) [-]
**ixxamxxbatman rolls 902**
User avatar #228 to #225 - ixxamxxbatman (05/15/2012) [-]
machine gun, bus, fat chick, not bad
User avatar #132 to #1 - maxismahname (05/15/2012) [-]
**maxismahname rolls 327** please gove me Harry Potter or Lee, the biggest ******* bad asses.
User avatar #133 to #132 - maxismahname (05/15/2012) [-]
**** you, rolling.
User avatar #224 to #1 - pewdieyeah (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #125 to #1 - buckoman (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #127 to #125 - buckoman (05/15/2012) [-]
Well, it's not my partner of choice, but... This could be interesting.

Portal Gun (No ammo needed), Helicopter (aerial attacks), and Oprah (Giving away free stuff).
User avatar #223 to #1 - liolo (05/15/2012) [-]
**liolo rolls 135**
User avatar #121 to #1 - zeleyzaeyez (05/15/2012) [-]
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#220 to #1 - jeppeth (05/15/2012) [-]
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#221 to #220 - jeppeth (05/15/2012) [-]
shovel, dinosaur and Harry Potter.. all i need to do is to digg some holes for all the bodies.
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User avatar #217 to #1 - jakols (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #108 to #1 - tricher (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #105 to #1 - isexcats (05/15/2012) [-]
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#213 to #1 - gaikang (05/15/2012) [-]
**gaikang rolls 586** Let's see how this works out for me.
#215 to #213 - gaikang (05/15/2012) [-]
Portal Gun, Go-Kart, Morgan Freeman, eh?





Oh my science that sounds like so much fun.
User avatar #100 to #1 - gooblexgobble (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #211 to #1 - raptorfacerumble (05/15/2012) [-]
**raptorfacerumble rolls 946** Here we go...
User avatar #98 to #1 - beefs (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #210 to #1 - wacht (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #96 to #1 - asdfcomp (05/15/2012) [-]
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#208 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #1 - goodguygary (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #92 to #91 - goodguygary (05/15/2012) [-]
i choose machete, because what's more epic then slicing up zombies on a motorcycle with morgan ******* freeman
User avatar #204 to #1 - cruzslzr (05/15/2012) [-]
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#205 to #204 - cruzslzr (05/15/2012) [-]
mfw morgan starts shoving the dildo inside him
User avatar #83 to #1 - archercarac (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #83 - archercarac (05/15/2012) [-]
I choose the force!
User avatar #203 to #1 - aysonator (05/15/2012) [-]
**aysonator rolls 348** mace as weapon if i roll 1 on firzt digit cus maces are cool and any retard can use one effectivelly
#81 to #1 - anon (05/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 221** Watch me, I'm going to die.
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User avatar #57 to #1 - ihadtopickaname (05/14/2012) [-]
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#194 to #1 - kroger (05/15/2012) [-]
**kroger rolls 320** Please be 591
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User avatar #30 to #1 - lcarnage (05/14/2012) [-]
**lcarnage rolls 815** damn straight,
User avatar #31 to #30 - lcarnage (05/14/2012) [-]
Dont care about 5, I'll kick him out the heli.
#191 to #1 - multisupahman (05/15/2012) [-]
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**benlawrie rolls 937**
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User avatar #181 to #1 - randomwyrm (05/15/2012) [-]
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#9 to #1 - anon (05/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 030**
User avatar #178 to #1 - xXDisturbedXx ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #1 - technotronics (05/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #174 to #69 - GoodGood (05/15/2012) [-]
a spoon a bike and a fat chick.... the one time rolling trips is actually a bad thing.
User avatar #248 to #69 - counterannon (05/15/2012) [-]
cover your dick in chocolate, the fat chick will never let anything happen to you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - technotronics (05/15/2012) [-]
>inb4 possible **** storm.
User avatar #84 to #70 - dlerp (05/15/2012) [-]
I saw trips while single digit thumbs. Hooray.
User avatar #85 to #84 - dlerp (05/15/2012) [-]
**dlerp rolls 945** oh, and this.
#87 to #85 - dlerp (05/15/2012) [-]
>Machine gun -- awesome
>Hummer -- might run out of gas fast, but it's free, right?
>COD Fag -- God ******* dammit.
#259 to #87 - cutolorionero (05/15/2012) [-]
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#86 to #69 - TuhRainbowLlama (05/15/2012) [-]
This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
This man rolled trips and he only has 7 thumbs?
User avatar #94 to #86 - goodguygary (05/15/2012) [-]
unluckiest trips in the world
User avatar #54 - fajivity (05/14/2012) [-]
I still don't have it, but I'm afraid I won't hold on any longer. Tell my wife I'm an orangutan.
User avatar #103 - toxickooties (05/15/2012) [-]
Timeline has yet to 'infect' me. I'm one of the lucky ones left who still have the regular facebook layout. I'm dreading the day it's forced upon us all.
User avatar #114 to #103 - commontroll (05/15/2012) [-]
I tried watching some hulu thing, and I clicked accept for the program, but then I saw that it would update me to timeline. I tried aborting, but it was too late.
User avatar #120 to #103 - phoenix grinder (05/15/2012) [-]
if any of us hold on long enough, we'll get to sound hipster by saying 'I've had Facebook since BEFORE timeline'
#227 - carnagejc (05/15/2012) [-]
MFW I don't even have facebook and timeline tries to get onto my browser
#219 - draycora (05/15/2012) [-]
&gt;MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of 			****		 on someone's profile.
>MFW Timeline slows my goddamn browser down because it's more logical to load a few months of **** on someone's profile.
#206 - cruzslzr (05/15/2012) [-]
i've waited too long to use this
worthit.jpg
#180 - whitenail (05/15/2012) [-]
Every day. Every damn day I saw that awful, dehumanising, biblical plague take the ones I loved.

It was slow at first, just like we all were in actually getting off our asses and doing something about it. It was only once the profiles of friends, lovers and family members became incoherent messes of text and line that we up and gave a **** .

They fought it...at first. Clutching to their hearts the shallow hope that liking this page or signing that petition would keep them safe from the horror. They fought, but like we all were before it came, they got helpless. Sucker-punched by the terms and conditions, or having their own freedom of choice ripped from their hands by the all-greedy Zuckerburg.

I've stayed alive as long as I have because, much like the deformed excuses for profiles I'm forced to bear witness to every day, the virus took what humanity I had left. I existed on the out-skirts. I was isolated, sure, but that also meant isolation from the screams, the guilt...the horror.

Should anyone find this message, for the love of God stay safe, stay out of the way, and don't try to find me, for I have moved on with what little time I have left. As much as I wanna believe the whispers that Chrome can save us all, I know it's only a matter of time before I turn. And when that day comes, when Zuckerburg should extend his cruel hand or I get careless when reading the fine-print that says an app will give me Timeline, I only want to be responsible for one senseless turning.

-Bill. End of all we knew. God help us all...
#138 - rbpwn (05/15/2012) [-]
I got one just to use this picture as a cover photo

totally Not worth it
#243 - jebusjabarty (05/15/2012) [-]
**jebusjabarty rolled a random image posted in comment #248 at One Of The Things I'm Goin To Hell For ** MFW I don't have timeline, and I am one of the last survivors.
#236 - dirtyhornets (05/15/2012) [-]
>log on to FB as usual
>go to my profile
>"your new timeline will be published april 28 take the tour now"
> **** you zuckerberg
>MFW
#218 - chasis (05/15/2012) [-]
I'm one of the last of my friends to NOT have Timeline still...
#207 - nephrithotroll (05/15/2012) [-]
one time i made a fb account because a friend me to create one
never again
mfw i see retarded people on fb
#212 to #207 - nephrithotroll (05/15/2012) [-]
because a friend asked me to create one
User avatar #202 - neokun (05/15/2012) [-]
**** facebook, im not infected.
User avatar #190 - rdangerdash ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
I don't give a **** about timeline. Why do you even care about your stupid facebook pages anyway?
#179 - LocoJoe (05/15/2012) [-]
The horror.....the horror.
User avatar #131 - domogle (05/15/2012) [-]
It told me that everyone was going to be put on timeline on may 1st, so I decided to take my own life instead of letting Facebook have the pleasure of doing so..... those..... THOSE SONS OF BITCHES LIED TO ME
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#113 - vinlandknight (05/15/2012) [-]
I didn't realize what timeline was until I got it...I thought it was some sort of app at the time...I regret my decision greatly
I didn't realize what timeline was until I got it...I thought it was some sort of app at the time...I regret my decision greatly
User avatar #59 - fishtacos (05/14/2012) [-]
Well, if that's true, I'm surviving like a ************* BOSS.
#13 - ninjaofdarkness (05/14/2012) [-]
**ninjaofdarkness rolls 718**
#128 to #13 - ugotdubs (05/15/2012) [-]
I wish this was bigger, itd make an awesome background
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