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#92 - crosskill
Reply +253
(06/27/2013) [-]
A woman is giving birth at the hospital and the baby is finally crowning.

"Push! Push!", said the doctor.

After much pushing the baby finally comes out.

The doctor looks at the baby.

Then he starts beating it in the face.

Then he passes the baby to the nurse. The nurse starts kicking the baby like a ball.

During this the mother is freaking out.

"What the hell is going on!?", she screams.

After slam dunking the baby into the floor the doctor looks up at the woman and says, "April Fools it was already dead!"
#448 to #92 - harshy
Reply +4
(06/28/2013) [-]
doctor looks up and says "**** you, i do what i want"
#527 to #448 - anon
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(06/30/2013) [-]
"I'm a doctor! I know what I'm doing!"
#443 to #92 - superanonymouspers ONLINE
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(06/28/2013) [-]
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#368 to #92 - anon
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(06/28/2013) [-]
The version I hear also has him dribbling the baby down the hallway...
#102 to #92 - monsterderp
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(06/27/2013) [-]
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