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#13 - zekaizer
Reply +42
(06/27/2013) [-]
Already saw some dead baby jokes below, but here goes.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? Ten dead babies in a trash can.
What's worse than that? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way to the top.

How do you get a dead baby into a cup? With a blender.
How do you get it out? With a straw.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Keep the tip."
#528 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/30/2013) [-]
Would you mean "better"?
#323 to #13 - minnesotaids
Reply +2
(06/28/2013) [-]
...The leper one...
#238 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
What's worse than ten baby in a trash can? One baby in ten trash cans
#24 to #13 - psychonifkin
Reply +3
(06/27/2013) [-]
what sound does a baby in a microwave make?

i don't know either i was too busy masturbating