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    User avatar#18 - darrenlammoman
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    whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
    ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other ones a watermelon
    User avatar#329 to #18 - witislimited
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    whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
    black people actually care about their watermelons
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