whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? ones - #95931524 added by darrenlammoman at post your most brutal joke

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(06/27/2013)[-]

whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other ones a watermelon

#329 to #18 - witislimited

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(06/28/2013)[-]

What's the difference between a priest and pedobear?

One of them is a bear.

#272 to #18 - anthonyh

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(06/28/2013)[-]

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

What's better than nine babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to nine trees

How do you fit a thousand babies into a phone booth?
A blender
How do you get them out?
Nachos

How do you keep a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off of its head

How do you keep a baby from running in circles?
Nail its other foot to the ground

How do you stop a baby that fell off a cliff?
A pitchfork