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#18 - darrenlammoman
Reply +72
(06/27/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other ones a watermelon
#329 to #18 - witislimited ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/28/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a priest and pedobear?

One of them is a bear.
#272 to #18 - anthonyh
Reply +2
(06/28/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

What's better than nine babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to nine trees

How do you fit a thousand babies into a phone booth?
A blender
How do you get them out?
Nachos

How do you keep a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off of its head

How do you keep a baby from running in circles?
Nail its other foot to the ground

How do you stop a baby that fell off a cliff?
A pitchfork
#77 to #18 - meathooksodomy
Reply +8
(06/27/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline.
#27 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(06/27/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
black people actually care about their watermelons
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