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darrenlammoman
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whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other ones a watermelon
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witislimited
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What's the difference between a priest and pedobear?
One of them is a bear.
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anthonyh
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What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork
What's better than nine babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to nine trees
How do you fit a thousand babies into a phone booth?
A blender
How do you get them out?
Nachos
How do you keep a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off of its head
How do you keep a baby from running in circles?
Nail its other foot to the ground
How do you stop a baby that fell off a cliff?
A pitchfork
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meathooksodomy
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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before you jump on the trampoline.
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whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
black people actually care about their watermelons
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