o-o;. . Psychological Fact #58 when you wake up around without any reason, there' s an 80% chance that someone is staring at you corn. >Woke up 3am >Got feeling someone's watching me >See Dark Figure in window >Masturbate In front of window >Dark Figure disappeared >Never Seen
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Psychological Fact #58
when you wake up around without
any reason, there' s an 80% chance that
someone is staring at you
corn
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#173 - ilovebronies (05/18/2012) [-]
**ilovebronies rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Makes perfect sense ** whats watching me at night
User avatar #536 to #173 - ilovebronies (05/18/2012) [-]
wow thanks guys! top 60 in comments too :D
User avatar #32 - wolverinebamf (05/17/2012) [-]
I call ******** , the only way that could be true is if someone was peaking at me through my closed door or looking at me through my air vents, and that is only possible if they are small enough to fit in there! Like a baby! A small... Demonic... baby.... Yup no sleep tonight.
#366 to #32 - doesnotcompute (05/18/2012) [-]
Small demonic baby, you say?
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User avatar #33 to #32 - bobbykins (05/17/2012) [-]
Or the Rake
User avatar #34 to #33 - wolverinebamf (05/17/2012) [-]
I had a dream about the rake before I knew what the rake was. I had never seen a picture of him consciously and he killed me in a dream, then like a month later I saw him in a pic on the internet.
User avatar #36 to #32 - shredthatshit (05/17/2012) [-]
the air vent in my room is on the wall right next to my bed. a couple of inches from my head. you utter douchebag.
#5 - dedrater (05/17/2012) [-]
>Woke up 3am
>Got feeling someone's watching me
>See Dark Figure in window
>Masturbate In front of window
>Dark Figure disappeared
>Never Seen it again
>Fear Conquered
#7 to #5 - mapton (05/17/2012) [-]
Did same thing like you, too bad it was my sister
Did same thing like you, too bad it was my sister
User avatar #10 to #7 - slootyslooot (05/17/2012) [-]
oh god! that face!!!!!!!!
#23 to #5 - sbmayle (05/17/2012) [-]
<<< not if its this guy!
User avatar #6 to #5 - scoopdeedoo (05/17/2012) [-]
Same dealio with me but I gracefully rubbed my asshole and moaned, "do you like this?". Except it was 3:00 P.M. and the dark figure was the Fed-Ex guy.
#27 to #6 - Nails (05/17/2012) [-]
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#461 to #6 - SwirlSkull (05/18/2012) [-]
yes yes i do
yes yes i do
#88 to #6 - ClicheUsername (05/18/2012) [-]
Lmao...rarely do I actually laugh out loud at posts and comments but this was good. Very good.
#148 to #6 - seymourtets (05/18/2012) [-]
If this doesn't get top comment, I'm going to get pissed.
If this doesn't get top comment, I'm going to get pissed.
#381 to #6 - BeardOfJesus (05/18/2012) [-]
I can't 			*******		 read this without laughing, you crafty bastard!
I can't ******* read this without laughing, you crafty bastard!
#271 to #6 - themanta (05/18/2012) [-]
oh mother of 			****		, i lol'd
oh mother of **** , i lol'd
#96 to #6 - spyronos (05/18/2012) [-]
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#356 to #35 - hurrrr (05/18/2012) [-]
I want to say that your .gif is from "Heavies Christmas" but I may be wrong. Care to clarify?




(also I didn't have a pic from my reactions that fits this situation, so have a random pic.)
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User avatar #432 to #6 - ghettoswag (05/18/2012) [-]
Conrats, you win the internet.
#83 to #6 - YourName (05/18/2012) [-]
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#548 to #547 - scoopdeedoo (06/08/2012) [-]
your comment made me feel fuzzy inside
#513 - sircommunist (05/18/2012) [-]
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#65 - thethread (05/17/2012) [-]
Makes sense. When I'm awake at 2-3 am, I'm usually staring at someone.
User avatar #21 - unicornbanger (05/17/2012) [-]
Never has been proved and confirmed. So don't be affraid guys.The only thing
you should be affraid of is that op will suck your dick at night.
#497 - zeiss (05/18/2012) [-]
**zeiss rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Epic dad ** why i woke up at 2:47
User avatar #501 - hebs (05/18/2012) [-]
Did you know that 83 percent of statistics are made up on the spot?
User avatar #508 to #501 - hebs (05/18/2012) [-]
and 69 percent of people will find something dirty in every sentence
User avatar #522 to #508 - whyohwhy (05/18/2012) [-]
and that 9/11 americans wont get this
#128 - fytech (05/18/2012) [-]
Psychological Fact #1

When OP wakes up around 2-3am he most likely have a big black dildo up his ass.
#95 - mrrazzy (05/18/2012) [-]
Also, 93% of statistics are made up.
User avatar #115 to #95 - arsenymous (05/18/2012) [-]
what if what you say is made up?
#117 to #115 - mrrazzy (05/18/2012) [-]
Thatsthejoke.jpeg
User avatar #119 to #117 - arsenymous (05/18/2012) [-]
it wasn't that obvious mate >.>
User avatar #124 to #119 - anthonyh (05/18/2012) [-]
It's an old joke.
User avatar #127 to #124 - arsenymous (05/18/2012) [-]
i know T_T, and im not saying this to you but all of funnyjunk. If your going to thumb me down for not getting a joke then all of you can **** off. Bring on the red thumbs
#132 to #127 - mrrazzy (05/18/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down. I'm not a dick to someone who doesn't know a joke.
User avatar #138 to #127 - jimthehellhog (05/18/2012) [-]
how else are they going to display there disapproval of you not getting the joke
that is what those thumbs are for at the end of the day
#107 to #95 - ZakyNine (05/18/2012) [-]
"93% of all statistics, facts, and quotes on the internet are made up" ZakyNine, 12h president of the US, from 1944-1947
#86 - fishinyourface (05/18/2012) [-]
There's an 85% chance that this is false.
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#113 to #86 - A Pickle (05/18/2012) [-]
finally I can use this!


Apparently, Ghirahim has a hair fetish...
#121 to #113 - fishinyourface (05/18/2012) [-]
ghirahim thread
ghirahim thread
#155 to #154 - fishinyourface (05/18/2012) [-]
I guess I'll do a ghirahim dump then
I guess I'll do a ghirahim dump then
User avatar #85 - jokersaysamuseme (05/18/2012) [-]
Correction: There's a 99% you need to take a piss or drink water
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#185 - robogandalf (05/18/2012) [-]
MFW When
#142 - theawkwardbros (05/18/2012) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Shit just got real **

<Who's staring at me.
User avatar #534 - neokun (05/18/2012) [-]
There cannot be another statement that has more ******** drenching from it than this one.
#422 - eatallthecake (05/18/2012) [-]
Guess i won't be sleeping.
#284 - doccom (05/18/2012) [-]
mfw i wake up around 2-3 am and someone is staring at me....... i sleep naked
#238 - pensketch (05/18/2012) [-]
85% of statistics are made on the spot
74% of funnyjunk believes this post
100% of op is a faggot.
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