o-o;. . Psychological Fact #58 when you wake up around without any reason, there' s an 80% chance that someone is staring at you corn. >Woke up 3am >Got feeling someone's watching me >See Dark Figure in window >Masturbate In front of window >Dark Figure disappeared >Never Seen o-o; Psychological Fact #58 when you wake up around without any reason there' s an 80% chance that someone is staring at corn >Woke 3am >Got feeling someone's watching me >See Dark Figure in window >Masturbate In front of >Dark disappeared >Never Seen
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#5 - dedrater
Reply +292
(05/17/2012) [-]
>Woke up 3am
>Got feeling someone's watching me
>See Dark Figure in window
>Masturbate In front of window
>Dark Figure disappeared
>Never Seen it again
>Fear Conquered
#23 to #5 - sbmayle
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(05/17/2012) [-]
<<< not if its this guy!
#7 to #5 - mapton
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Did same thing like you, too bad it was my sister
Did same thing like you, too bad it was my sister
#10 to #7 - slootyslooot
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(05/17/2012) [-]
oh god! that face!!!!!!!!
#6 to #5 - scoopdeedoo
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Same dealio with me but I gracefully rubbed my asshole and moaned, "do you like this?". Except it was 3:00 P.M. and the dark figure was the Fed-Ex guy.
#27 to #6 - Nails
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#461 to #6 - SwirlSkull
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(05/18/2012) [-]
yes yes i do
yes yes i do
#88 to #6 - ClicheUsername
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Lmao...rarely do I actually laugh out loud at posts and comments but this was good. Very good.
#195 to #6 - sjhftw
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#31 to #6 - thebrownbomber
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#148 to #6 - seymourtets
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(05/18/2012) [-]
If this doesn't get top comment, I'm going to get pissed.
If this doesn't get top comment, I'm going to get pissed.
#381 to #6 - BeardOfJesus
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I can't ******* read this without laughing, you crafty bastard!
I can't ******* read this without laughing, you crafty bastard!
#521 to #6 - luckyflea
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(05/18/2012) [-]
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#271 to #6 - themanta
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(05/18/2012) [-]
oh mother of ****, i lol'd
oh mother of ****, i lol'd
#517 to #6 - robotgoose
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#96 to #6 - spyronos
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#35 to #6 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#356 to #35 - hurrrr
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I want to say that your .gif is from "Heavies Christmas" but I may be wrong. Care to clarify?




(also I didn't have a pic from my reactions that fits this situation, so have a random pic.)
#535 to #356 - jmrking **User deleted account**
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#432 to #6 - ghettoswag
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Conrats, you win the internet.
#83 to #6 - YourName
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#547 to #6 - lapfoxtrax **User deleted account**
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#548 to #547 - scoopdeedoo
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(06/08/2012) [-]
your comment made me feel fuzzy inside
#173 - ilovebronies
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(05/18/2012) [-]
**ilovebronies rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Makes perfect sense ** whats watching me at night
#536 to #173 - ilovebronies
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(05/18/2012) [-]
wow thanks guys! top 60 in comments too :D
#32 - wolverinebamf
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(05/17/2012) [-]
I call ********, the only way that could be true is if someone was peaking at me through my closed door or looking at me through my air vents, and that is only possible if they are small enough to fit in there! Like a baby! A small... Demonic... baby.... Yup no sleep tonight.
#366 to #32 - doesnotcompute
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Small demonic baby, you say?
#49 to #32 - clairvoyance **User deleted account**
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#33 to #32 - bobbykins
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Or the Rake
#34 to #33 - wolverinebamf
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(05/17/2012) [-]
I had a dream about the rake before I knew what the rake was. I had never seen a picture of him consciously and he killed me in a dream, then like a month later I saw him in a pic on the internet.
#36 to #32 - shredthatshit
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(05/17/2012) [-]
the air vent in my room is on the wall right next to my bed. a couple of inches from my head. you utter douchebag.
#47 - alphadolan
Reply +51
(05/17/2012) [-]
Also
#21 - unicornbanger
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(05/17/2012) [-]
Never has been proved and confirmed. So don't be affraid guys.The only thing
you should be affraid of is that op will suck your dick at night.
#513 - sircommunist
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(05/18/2012) [-]
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#65 - thethread
Reply +39
(05/17/2012) [-]
Makes sense. When I'm awake at 2-3 am, I'm usually staring at someone.
#497 - zeiss
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(05/18/2012) [-]
**zeiss rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Epic dad ** why i woke up at 2:47
#511 to #497 - pettlesoliver
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#515 - remethe
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#95 - mrrazzy
Reply +26
(05/18/2012) [-]
Also, 93% of statistics are made up.
#115 to #95 - arsenymous
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(05/18/2012) [-]
what if what you say is made up?
#117 to #115 - mrrazzy
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(05/18/2012) [-]
Thatsthejoke.jpeg
#119 to #117 - arsenymous
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(05/18/2012) [-]
it wasn't that obvious mate >.>
#124 to #119 - anthonyh
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(05/18/2012) [-]
It's an old joke.
#127 to #124 - arsenymous
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(05/18/2012) [-]
i know T_T, and im not saying this to you but all of funnyjunk. If your going to thumb me down for not getting a joke then all of you can **** off. Bring on the red thumbs
#132 to #127 - mrrazzy
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(05/18/2012) [-]
I didn't thumb you down. I'm not a dick to someone who doesn't know a joke.
#138 to #127 - jimthehellhog
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(05/18/2012) [-]
how else are they going to display there disapproval of you not getting the joke
that is what those thumbs are for at the end of the day
#107 to #95 - ZakyNine
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(05/18/2012) [-]
"93% of all statistics, facts, and quotes on the internet are made up" ZakyNine, 12h president of the US, from 1944-1947