nope. OC by me.. >Be 15 >Be Sleeping at friend's house >He fell asleep a while ago >Just sitting there in bed >Start hearing strange noises every couple of minute nope
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#30 - slumberdonkey
Reply +194
(05/01/2012) [-]
>Be 15
>Be Sleeping at friend's house
>He fell asleep a while ago
>Just sitting there in bed
>Start hearing strange noises every couple of minutes
>My ******* mind starts to think it's "whispering in another language"
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Fall asleep somehow
>Tell friend about it next day
>He shows me the air freshener that goes off every couple of minutes
>Mfw
#216 to #30 - GoodGood
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(05/02/2012) [-]
same ******* thing happened to me at my cousins house.
#355 to #30 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/02/2012) [-]
That image reminds me of a story...   
I walk into Gamestop, the cashier is hot as hell. She greets me of course, "Hi welcome to Gamestop!" I get so nervous I start to fart and she asks, "are you okay?" She reaches over to touch my shoulder and suddenly my bowls release the most massive and revolting **** of my life. Dying of embarrassment, I ask if they have a restroom, trying to conceal the fact my pants are full of my brown gold. She offers to show me, grabs my hand and pulls me through the store. ****** crawling down my leg, and a kid I pass by bursts into vomitting tears. We get there and I say "Thank you" and go in. I close the door and pull off my pants, but I can't make it to the toilet. I absolutely explode, **** flies everywhere, soaking the white walls in it's new paint. She walks in, "Wait, we're our of T.P. take th-..." She's ******* speechless, staring at the **** stained walls. Suddenly she bends me the **** over and starts to lick my asshole clean. ***********.jpg? She starts to masturbate while smearing my glorious **** all over her face. Suddenly she roars of ecstasy. Absolutely ******* roars. That's when I realize that she's a ******* bear. A ******* bear eating my asshole. It keeps nibbling on my asshairs and cleaning off all the dingle berries. Another Big Bang of **** goes off in the bear's face. The bear takes it all, and swishes it between it's bear teeth. I can't stop letting it all loose in the bear's mouth. But the bear can't take it all, it starts to choke and gag on my God-forsaken dump. ImSoSorryMrsBear.jpg. It's crying it's eyes out because it can't even take how terrible it has become. Suddenly a voice outside the door screams, "WHAT THE **** IS THAT!" The manager bursts through the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
That image reminds me of a story...
I walk into Gamestop, the cashier is hot as hell. She greets me of course, "Hi welcome to Gamestop!" I get so nervous I start to fart and she asks, "are you okay?" She reaches over to touch my shoulder and suddenly my bowls release the most massive and revolting **** of my life. Dying of embarrassment, I ask if they have a restroom, trying to conceal the fact my pants are full of my brown gold. She offers to show me, grabs my hand and pulls me through the store. ****** crawling down my leg, and a kid I pass by bursts into vomitting tears. We get there and I say "Thank you" and go in. I close the door and pull off my pants, but I can't make it to the toilet. I absolutely explode, **** flies everywhere, soaking the white walls in it's new paint. She walks in, "Wait, we're our of T.P. take th-..." She's ******* speechless, staring at the **** stained walls. Suddenly she bends me the **** over and starts to lick my asshole clean. ***********.jpg? She starts to masturbate while smearing my glorious **** all over her face. Suddenly she roars of ecstasy. Absolutely ******* roars. That's when I realize that she's a ******* bear. A ******* bear eating my asshole. It keeps nibbling on my asshairs and cleaning off all the dingle berries. Another Big Bang of **** goes off in the bear's face. The bear takes it all, and swishes it between it's bear teeth. I can't stop letting it all loose in the bear's mouth. But the bear can't take it all, it starts to choke and gag on my God-forsaken dump. ImSoSorryMrsBear.jpg. It's crying it's eyes out because it can't even take how terrible it has become. Suddenly a voice outside the door screams, "WHAT THE **** IS THAT!" The manager bursts through the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
#370 to #355 - jamesmcgroggan
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(05/02/2012) [-]
what the actual ****?
#190 to #30 - lolzersauce
Reply +43
(05/02/2012) [-]
Now this one I like because it's actually ******* REAL. Pinkie for you slumberdonkey.
#439 to #190 - yipkendu
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(05/02/2012) [-]
OP's one is real but it's just sleep paralysis.  People always confuse it with some paranormal ****.  It's happened to me before.
OP's one is real but it's just sleep paralysis. People always confuse it with some paranormal ****. It's happened to me before.
#155 - Zarke
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(05/02/2012) [-]
Accidentally knocks books off shelf

Puts them back.

Good guy ghost.
#448 to #155 - spicyballsack
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(05/02/2012) [-]
Accidentally opens closet

doesn't close it.

Scumbag ghost.
#412 - Chitty
Reply +56
(05/02/2012) [-]
>be a monster
>chilling in kids closet
>try talking to kid
>wont answer
>come out to say hi
>kid freaks out and wakes up
>go back in closet
>forget to close door

#416 to #412 - aljohnst
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(05/02/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#420 to #412 - JudasLitl
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(05/02/2012) [-]
i just wanna be your friend...
#267 - cjsixtyseven
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(05/02/2012) [-]
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>Be father of 14 year old child.
>Decide to play prank
>Put tranquilizer in his drink
>Wait til night time
>Sneak in
>Lol he cant move
>Whisper in his ear to freak him out
>Put weights on his chest
>He is freaking out!
>Shove books of shelves
>Start whispering louder!
>Slowly open and stand in front of closet
>Start yelling in whispers.
>Grab my bat
>Move towards
>He screams
>Knock him the **** out!
>Clean everything up and but forget to close the door
>MFW he was freaking the **** out and im the worst father ever.
#5 - thetoffiedog
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(05/01/2012) [-]
jrobpaq you were in a state of sleep paralysis look it up on the internet
#142 to #5 - anon
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(05/02/2012) [-]
**** THAT'S WHAT IT WAS???? You have no idea how long I've been looking for an answer, ****. Well this is kind of relieving...

**** me, sleep paralysis is scary **** -.-"
#6 to #5 - sparkyfusion
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(05/01/2012) [-]
I've heard about that, it sounds ******* horrible!
#10 to #6 - thetoffiedog
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(05/01/2012) [-]
I tried it once thought it was a way to lucid dream big mistake:
>In sleep paralysis you feel when you start to fall asleep
>**** yeah its beginning
> Open my eyes
>Cant move
>Look around I'm in my room
>It feels like someone is sitting on my chest
>I don't want to look at my chest but I have to
>Look to the left
>Look to the right
>Look up
>I see an anorexic like woman sitting on my chest
>Her skin starts shedding away
>She is bright red
>I cant breath it looks like shes sucking my breath away
#11 to #10 - thetoffiedog
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(05/01/2012) [-]
>From this part everything is disorientated
>I remember her slashing my face
>I lose my **** when i hear several whispers in my ear saying my name.
> I lash out but can hardly move I feel extremely vulnerable
>I freeze again
>She lifts one of her bony fingers points into the sky
> The sky is a Spinning void
>With dark purple and yellow colours
>I look back at her shes gone
>The void sucks me in I evaporate in midair.
>I wake up sweaty
> Nope all the way to the bathroom where I see her in the mirror.
>I was 7 at the time but I had balls
>Turn around and scream
>I faint.
>My parents found me curled up under the sink
>I tried explaining to them but they just treated me as if it was a nightmare.
>I had lucid dreams after that but I felt her presence she was always there.
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#38 to #11 - milkandmore
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(05/01/2012) [-]
I've never had a bad experience of sleep paralysis. I always try and induce lucid dreaming through sleep paralysis cause all the other ways seem too difficult. The only bad thing thats ever happened when I went into sleep paralysis is I heard a loud bang.

Plus when I'm doing it I can make myself get a boner. I know you wouldn't want to know that but I find it pretty fascinating.

The mind is pretty amazing.
#12 to #11 - thetoffiedog
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(05/01/2012) [-]
Good Night.
#14 to #12 - sparkyfusion
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(05/01/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#270 to #12 - playfaire
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(05/02/2012) [-]
Have you seen the movie 'Insidious'? You need to see this movie. It can be compared with some parts of sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming. This movie scared me to **** though, and I usually don't get scared so easily.Scary things get attracted to you when you are afraid and vulnerable.
#312 to #11 - anon
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(05/02/2012) [-]
if u wanna wake up from that just hold your breath and it will force your body to wake up
#301 to #11 - dervishofwin
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(05/02/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Now I can't sleep.
#23 to #10 - renagadefoxx
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(05/01/2012) [-]
Thats called sleep paralysis.
the pressure on your chest i common.
it's common but not any where near good.
it was an actual demon sitting on your chest.
Hope it doesn't happen again that ***** scary.
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#376 - fluffydildoz
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(05/02/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>We just got a Security System
>Be watching a movie
>alone.jpeg
>Mom and dad come home
>tell me to put it on Home mode ( So no one can open the door without the alarm going off)
>I put it on
>brush teeth
>go to bed
>Wake up in the night
>the alarm went off
>Go downstairs
>Put in the code to make it stop ape *******
>Go up to my room
>My computer is turned on
>wat.jpeg
>Turn on screen
>Notepad is open
>It says "Did i wake you?"
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
#389 to #376 - cdula
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(05/02/2012) [-]
#2 - DiabloStrawhat
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(05/01/2012) [-]
..... so the monster in the closet re-organized your bookshelf?
#4 to #2 - thatoldhorse ONLINE
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(05/01/2012) [-]
hey man might be a gay ghost being all like " this isnt fabulous at all better make this look better for him" or he might be a ninja covering up his tracks you never know
#428 - genericomment
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(05/02/2012) [-]
> Be last person on earth
> Hear knock on door
#456 to #428 - screwyouman
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(05/02/2012) [-]
I never understood that joke.
#433 to #428 - sirmeercat
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(05/02/2012) [-]
#26 - lavanthor
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(05/01/2012) [-]
#302 - instalation
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(05/02/2012) [-]
At least Good Guy Ghost cleaned up after himself.
#304 to #302 - TheNorwegianSmurf
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