nope. OC by me. we 14 we lying on my back around , pitch black except for moonlight pstart staring at bottom of too bunk ttry to move arm to scratch nose, reali nope
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we 14
we lying on my back around , pitch black except for moonlight
pstart staring at bottom of too bunk
ttry to move arm to scratch nose, realize I can' t
wwhatever, jpeg
wear low whispering noises, right next to my ear
freak out, hyperventilating
geetting harder to breathe, like something is sitting on my chest
ebooks fall off of bookcase
doddamn. bmb
gets louder
pstart violently trying to move arms, legs, and head
rout of the corner of my eye, see closet door slowly open, making no sound
marker spot of the closet stands out
marker spot moms
is like thunder now
moan my mouth to scream like a banshee, but nothing comes out
awake up thrashing; can move arms and legs again
mo books on the floor, they' re all on the shelf, start to relax
is still open
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Submitted: 05/01/2012
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#30 - slumberdonkey (05/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be 15
>Be Sleeping at friend's house
>He fell asleep a while ago
>Just sitting there in bed
>Start hearing strange noises every couple of minutes
>My ******* mind starts to think it's "whispering in another language"
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Fall asleep somehow
>Tell friend about it next day
>He shows me the air freshener that goes off every couple of minutes
>Mfw
User avatar #155 - Zarke (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Accidentally knocks books off shelf

Puts them back.

Good guy ghost.
User avatar #412 - Chitty (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be a monster
>chilling in kids closet
>try talking to kid
>wont answer
>come out to say hi
>kid freaks out and wakes up
>go back in closet
>forget to close door

#267 - cjsixtyseven (05/02/2012) [-]
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>Be father of 14 year old child.
>Decide to play prank
>Put tranquilizer in his drink
>Wait til night time
>Sneak in
>Lol he cant move
>Whisper in his ear to freak him out
>Put weights on his chest
>He is freaking out!
>Shove books of shelves
>Start whispering louder!
>Slowly open and stand in front of closet
>Start yelling in whispers.
>Grab my bat
>Move towards
>He screams
>Knock him the **** out!
>Clean everything up and but forget to close the door
>MFW he was freaking the **** out and im the worst father ever.
#5 - thetoffiedog (05/01/2012) [+] (12 replies)
jrobpaq you were in a state of sleep paralysis look it up on the internet
User avatar #376 - fluffydildoz (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 14
>We just got a Security System
>Be watching a movie
>alone.jpeg
>Mom and dad come home
>tell me to put it on Home mode ( So no one can open the door without the alarm going off)
>I put it on
>brush teeth
>go to bed
>Wake up in the night
>the alarm went off
>Go downstairs
>Put in the code to make it stop ape *******
>Go up to my room
>My computer is turned on
>wat.jpeg
>Turn on screen
>Notepad is open
>It says "Did i wake you?"
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
#2 - DiabloStrawhat (05/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
..... so the monster in the closet re-organized your bookshelf?
User avatar #428 - genericomment (05/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Be last person on earth
> Hear knock on door
User avatar #302 - instalation ONLINE (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
At least Good Guy Ghost cleaned up after himself.
User avatar #49 - pokemongirllover (05/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Sleep paralysis; almost happened to me twice. First time I did it, I knew what was happening. I'd seen the posts on FJ about it, and was sure not to let that happen to me. I managed to wake up by biting my tongue, same the second time.
#453 - desdemona (05/02/2012) [-]
I wouldn't worry about it
#426 - peacetrooper (05/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
First time I experienced sleep paraylsis.

>sleeping peacefullly
>wake up, can't move
>green, glowing pirate ship floats through the wall, over me and through the opposite wall
>mfw what the **** just happened
#358 - coolponyboy ONLINE (05/02/2012) [-]
Oh, Nosferatu!
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#253 - mosspiglet (05/02/2012) [-]
>be lying on my bed
>see old lady walking up to me
>she's holding a pin
>stabs me over and over again
>try to scream and run
>pins everywhere in me
>be in immense pain
>MFW im a pin cushion
#220 - ifaptospongebob (05/02/2012) [-]
**ifaptospongebob rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Get it together Josh! ** mfw this has happened to me 4 tiimes
**ifaptospongebob rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Get it together Josh! ** mfw this has happened to me 4 tiimes
User avatar #207 - goochmaster (05/02/2012) [-]
It's perfectly explainable, the same thing happened to my little brother.

What you experienced is known as 'sleep paralysis'. It's when your body is tricked into thinking you are asleep (usually from a lack of sleep). What happens then is that your mind starts dreaming while you're awake, and you start hallucinating; the two most common things people experience during sleep paralysis are whispers (as you mentioned) and feeling a kind of weight on your chest. Sleep paralysis is completely harmless; all it does really is shake you up a bit. The best thing to do when experiencing sleep paralysis is to close your eyes and sleep, as difficult as it may seem. Most of the time, when going to sleep after experiencing sleep paralysis, you will start experience lucid dreaming. If you want to prevent sleep paralysis, there are one of two easy solutions:
1.) Get better sleep (i know, very simple).
2.) If you are experiencing insomnia, take some melatonin; you can either buy melatonin supplements, or you can take something that has melatonin in it already, such as a Bob Marley Mellow Mood.

Hope this explanation helps.

p.s., i started this without reading the comments, so if anybody else already touched upon this, I apologize.
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#240 - AverageMan (05/02/2012) [-]
<< mfw
<< mfw
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