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User avatar #12 - robotdoggie
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
> in elementary school, grade 4 or so, sitting on toilet

> grade 8 douche does this to me, peeking over the stall

> exclaims some profanity i can't remember, something big to a 4th grader

> kick as hard as i can through space under stall door, catching his shin

> he yells in pain

> pull door open in a panic, falls past me, hits his face on the porcelain throne

> complete accident, I apologize like the canadian i am and clamber out of the stall

> i pull my pants up, run to my classroom and tell my teacher

> teacher is the coolest ************ alive; black belt, tattoos

> drags the 8th grader to the office, he has bloody nose and chipped tooth

> i never saw the douche again. apparently he got suspended because he had drugs on him when all this was happening, and i guess he never bothered coming back or moved.

> i was undeservingly hailed a hero by my fellow 4th graders.
#20 to #12 - sacrilegious
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(06/12/2012) [-]
>this isn't 4chan
User avatar #31 to #20 - robotdoggie
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(06/13/2012) [-]
Know what, commenting with something like that wasn't necessary. It's a simple, easy to follow format for a short and easy story and idgaf if you don't like it.