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What are the risks of at heme circumcision?
My girlfriend gets freaked wt by my anteater Wiener. I am going to please her and get
but I don' t have health insurance. I will do it after school, but
Iwant to know what the risks are. I will be using alcohol and scissors.
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There are 2 obvious risks. l, that your penis will be so awesome after wards that it will
destroy her vag hem ever use. 2, that you will be hung ever the next day hem the
alcohol.
This is a perfectly safe and normal procedure. Nothing to worry about. Just dent run
with the scissors when you are dens. That is just risky behavior there.
IO months age
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#1 - shadowrated (05/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #1 - stealingbikes (05/14/2014) [-]
I lol'd
#4 to #3 - raideoactivepilot (05/14/2014) [-]
What a clever ************ for people who don't get it. He's signaling in the cap words The Pirate Bay
#12 to #1 - butakun (05/14/2014) [-]
Reminds me of the time in college I called Apple support to ask if I could install an OS 9 environment to run legacy software in OS X. The dude told me something like "Unfortunately unless you pay for the Apple Support plan I can't help you with that... so even if I wanted to tell you that it's not possible to do what you just asked about, I can't. Understand?"
#11 - inquisitormendoza (05/14/2014) [-]
this home circumcision will be pretty much a rip off
#6 - adu (05/14/2014) [-]
If your girlfriend isn't satisfied with your dick just the way it is, it's time to get a new girlfriend.
If your girlfriend isn't satisfied with your dick just the way it is, it's time to get a new girlfriend.
#17 to #6 - usamajime (05/15/2014) [-]
i've been very pleased by your use of Vash lately. take all my thumbs.
i've been very pleased by your use of Vash lately. take all my thumbs.
#18 to #17 - adu (05/15/2014) [-]
Thank you, kind stranger.
#21 - littleredfox (05/20/2014) [-]
What came to mind
#20 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I hate those ppl
#15 - auryn (05/14/2014) [-]
If my girlfriend ever asked me to mutilate my perfectly healthy working genitals I'll ask her to remove her labias first.
#14 - edgecutter (05/14/2014) [-]
"No need to pay me. I just keep the tips."
"No need to pay me. I just keep the tips."
#16 - anon (05/15/2014) [-]
In all honesty, I don't like the look of uncircumcised dicks. They just don't turn me on.

I always feel like such a shallow, hypocritical piece of **** about it, because I know that a lot of guys would say the same about my vagina (beef curtains), but I can't help it.
User avatar #19 to #16 - mitchellhw (05/15/2014) [-]
I've never understood why some girls only like them cut
#22 to #19 - anon (05/25/2014) [-]
Because circumcised dicks don't accumulate smegma.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mitchellhw (05/25/2014) [-]
Thats why we have a thing called hygiene
#13 - alwaysreadthetags (05/14/2014) [-]
well...thats enough internet for me today.
well...thats enough internet for me today.
#10 - ajperry (05/14/2014) [-]
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#9 - dracorex (05/14/2014) [-]
>Anteater Weiner
>Anteater Weiner
#5 - anon (05/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I bet all you american jews are circumcised. "hurr durr, I removed my nostrils"
User avatar #8 to #5 - iliekmennow (05/14/2014) [-]
that looks like a pretty "hurr durr" face
User avatar #2 - stealingbikes (05/14/2014) [-]
Ugh

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