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Submitted: 07/25/2013
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#11 - kirokiri (07/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Heard you was talking ****
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#1 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - spaceshark (07/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What's more fun than throwing babies off a cliff?

Being the one at the bottom catching them with a pitchfork.
#12 - themonkeyfish (07/25/2013) [-]
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor
#28 - starblood (08/05/2013) [-]
**starblood rolled a random image posted in comment #129 at Only way to wake up 3 idiots... ** what my baby will look like
User avatar #25 - razschi (07/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
At a hospital, a woman was giving birth. When the baby comes out, the doctor takes it and smashes it to the ground. Then he picks it up, smashes its face to the wall, passes it to the nurse who kicks it out the window. All this time the mother was screaming and crying: "Stop it, what are you doing?"... then the doctor just turns and says: "April fools, it was already dead!".
User avatar #24 - hamsterball (07/28/2013) [-]
why did the baby drop his pacifier.
because it was hit by a bus.

what did the baby get for Christmas.
Cancer.

why did the baby fall off the swing.
because it had no arms.

not dead baby jokes but still funny imo
User avatar #21 - atwfoomn (07/26/2013) [-]
what ges louder as it gets smaller?
a baby in a trash compactor
#13 - gryphemthegryphon (07/25/2013) [-]
huehuehuehue! Dead babies are funny!
#9 - SILENCEnight (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolls 235** how many dead babies can you fit into a swimming pool?
User avatar #8 - biscuitsunited (07/25/2013) [-]
Whats so great about dead baby jokes?
they never grow old
#7 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 72**
User avatar #6 - tehnukecomes (07/25/2013) [-]
what's worse than one dead baby in your garage?
1 dead baby in 2 garages.
#3 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
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a fan?
User avatar #23 - kukhode (07/27/2013) [-]
How do you get 100 babies in to a tub at once?
Blender

How do you get them out?
Nachos
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