Your biggest childhood fear. . THE MUM PIECES mm SHOW , l [IN ll f sum. >Be lifeguard >Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in >Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing >Why.
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#18 - skaife (08/21/2012) [+] (17 replies)
>Be lifeguard
>Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in
>Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing
>Why.JPEG
>Says he has to climb up the damn thing every morning in body armour because some dicks push razor blades into the seams between sections of the slide
>MFW
User avatar #2 - tenaciousjon (08/20/2012) [-]
Go into the slide with a smile, come out the other end crying, huddled into a ball.
#38 - theplatyhelminth (08/21/2012) [-]
My biggest childhood fear...
User avatar #12 - bchewey (08/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>go inside the tube
>was summer
>wear short pants
>pants immediately rolled up and thigh/ass burns were created from the rubbing
>come out with red ass/thighs and an atomic wedgie.
>This is why I don't have fun outside
#16 to #12 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
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YFW
User avatar #32 - theawkwardbros (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 5 years old
>At a local park
>Gonna have some fun, being the little 5 year old scamp I am.
>Decide I wanna go down the metal slide with the cover on it, thinking it'll look badass from the inside, being all dark and **** .
>Get to the top of the slide and sit my ass down
>start sliding down that ************ .
>Get to the bottom and then
>BAAM!
>Some girl at the end, about 18 is walking by
>crash into her
>Head flies back and hit the thin edge of the metal slide
> ******** .png
>Blood everywhere
>Mom runs over screaming
>Girl is crying, screaming "I KILLED HIM, OH GOD NO!"
>I'm on the ground, ******* dying
>Mom calls ambulance
>Hospital for a day or two.
#43 to #32 - wtfomgftw (08/21/2012) [-]
read it backward
#201 - kraetyz (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Does this look like a face of mercy?
User avatar #66 - gigglesthegreat (08/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Actually it wasn't the static shocks from those, but more the shock of my grandpa down at the end with a dildo the size of my forearm. He had convinced me that I would slide faster if I was naked.
User avatar #1 - eddiethead (08/20/2012) [-]
They haunt my nightmares even now! Boy am I glad the park outside my house burnt down.
#164 - fishinyourface ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
#128 - beeradthelaw (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
#40 - ryukrules (08/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**ryukrules rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Pedophile. ** My biggest childhood fear..
#92 - Womens Study Major (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I always liked those shocks.
I always liked those shocks.
#95 to #92 - PedoNazi ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
you weird ass masochist
you weird ass masochist
#169 - shadowconspiracy (08/21/2012) [-]
what you thought when it shocked you
#17 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Just think of it from the slide's perspective guys. That was the only way they could get you back.
#200 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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I don't get it.
#189 - nebraksa corn (08/21/2012) [-]
My biggest fear was when there was a fat kid behind you...
#184 - MrDuck (08/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Does anyone else remember that game when one person slid down the slide and then at the bottom everyone would be in a giant circle holding hands. Then, when you touched their hands it shocked the last person?    
   
It had something to do with static electricity. We called it "Circuit Game."
Does anyone else remember that game when one person slid down the slide and then at the bottom everyone would be in a giant circle holding hands. Then, when you touched their hands it shocked the last person?

It had something to do with static electricity. We called it "Circuit Game."


#93 - auesis ONLINE (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Try going to a water park that has extremely bad management. I went down one of those high-end slides, the ones with huge drops that are extremely steep. Some absolute 						********					 had been doing maintenance beforehand and replaced one of the nuts or something. Of course, that nut happened to be the wrong size ie. TOO 						*******					 BIG, AND SHARP AS 						****					. I was the first one on after it was changed. I felt a little jolt on my lower back before I landed in the pool at the bottom, and got up to see a trail of blood behind me. The pain didn't kick in for another 30 seconds or so. I needed 						*******					 stitches after that.   
   
No water parks for me, ever.
Try going to a water park that has extremely bad management. I went down one of those high-end slides, the ones with huge drops that are extremely steep. Some absolute ******** had been doing maintenance beforehand and replaced one of the nuts or something. Of course, that nut happened to be the wrong size ie. TOO ******* BIG, AND SHARP AS **** . I was the first one on after it was changed. I felt a little jolt on my lower back before I landed in the pool at the bottom, and got up to see a trail of blood behind me. The pain didn't kick in for another 30 seconds or so. I needed ******* stitches after that.

No water parks for me, ever.
#89 - dumdumduu (08/21/2012) [-]
Begs to disagree with your title.
User avatar #34 - responsibletim (08/21/2012) [-]
I hated it when that happened, I called them gauntlets of death.
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