Your biggest childhood fear. . THE MUM PIECES mm SHOW , l [IN ll f sum. >Be lifeguard >Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in >Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing >Why.
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#18 - skaife (08/21/2012) [-]
>Be lifeguard
>Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in
>Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing
>Why.JPEG
>Says he has to climb up the damn thing every morning in body armour because some dicks push razor blades into the seams between sections of the slide
>MFW
User avatar #134 to #18 - condormcninja (08/21/2012) [-]
Couldn't they just look closely to see who goes in the slide ad puts the razer blades in, and catch the horrible mother ****** ?
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User avatar #23 to #18 - lumpyruthafurd (08/21/2012) [-]
i heard a similar myth but they did it with bubble gum and razor blades still scary as hell
User avatar #24 to #18 - anomorphous (08/21/2012) [-]
I just became so afraid of waterslides and pools that I'm now made entirely of oil
#30 to #18 - theawkwardbros (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm never going down any type of slide again.
User avatar #36 to #18 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
Sometimes people put AIDS-infected needles in slides too.
#117 to #36 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #205 to #36 - Ranpu Dentro (08/21/2012) [-]
There have also been problems with people putting AID-infected needles under the rubber grip of gas pumps.
User avatar #187 to #36 - dashdashdash (08/21/2012) [-]
OH GOD are you serious?! am never NEVER EVER EVER EVER going on a slide again.
User avatar #195 to #187 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm dead serious. Some people actually do this.
#202 to #195 - trollpants (08/21/2012) [-]
The ball pit at the Chuck E' Cheese was removed for similar reasons.

To this day, I have never been in a ball pit. feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #204 to #202 - markenftw (08/21/2012) [-]
I have heard such stories about ball pits, too. Kinda freaky that some people would do something like that to be honest.
User avatar #237 to #202 - ElegantSiren (08/21/2012) [-]
Someone put a needle in a jar full of candy at a store not from my house a few years ago. Some little girl ended up getting hep c from it and the store shut down for a year to make sure nothing else was contaminated.
#22 to #18 - analbreach ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
And my fear of waterslides has been officially set in place.
#140 to #22 - sunnydaycoffee (08/21/2012) [-]
DO NOT WORRY. Before you go down the water slide, look in the guy's hands infront of you in line. If he has nothing in his hands and goes down and you don't hear him yell up (There be razors down he dawg) Then you can go.
User avatar #2 - tenaciousjon (08/20/2012) [-]
Go into the slide with a smile, come out the other end crying, huddled into a ball.
User avatar #12 - bchewey (08/21/2012) [-]
>go inside the tube
>was summer
>wear short pants
>pants immediately rolled up and thigh/ass burns were created from the rubbing
>come out with red ass/thighs and an atomic wedgie.
>This is why I don't have fun outside
#53 to #12 - saladtongsofdeath (08/21/2012) [-]
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#15 to #12 - upunkpunk (08/21/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest wedgie
#16 to #12 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
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YFW
User avatar #32 - theawkwardbros (08/21/2012) [-]
>Be me, 5 years old
>At a local park
>Gonna have some fun, being the little 5 year old scamp I am.
>Decide I wanna go down the metal slide with the cover on it, thinking it'll look badass from the inside, being all dark and **** .
>Get to the top of the slide and sit my ass down
>start sliding down that ************ .
>Get to the bottom and then
>BAAM!
>Some girl at the end, about 18 is walking by
>crash into her
>Head flies back and hit the thin edge of the metal slide
> ******** .png
>Blood everywhere
>Mom runs over screaming
>Girl is crying, screaming "I KILLED HIM, OH GOD NO!"
>I'm on the ground, ******* dying
>Mom calls ambulance
>Hospital for a day or two.
#43 to #32 - wtfomgftw (08/21/2012) [-]
read it backward
User avatar #57 to #43 - HarvietheDinkle (08/21/2012) [-]
lol sex stories


Why don't you have more thumbs?
#201 - kraetyz (08/21/2012) [-]
Does this look like a face of mercy?
User avatar #208 to #201 - iblaftw (08/21/2012) [-]
This really made my day.
#210 to #201 - thumbingthumbing (08/21/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this
User avatar #66 - gigglesthegreat (08/21/2012) [-]
Actually it wasn't the static shocks from those, but more the shock of my grandpa down at the end with a dildo the size of my forearm. He had convinced me that I would slide faster if I was naked.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - gigglesthegreat (08/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the reaction pic, I've been wanting that one.
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User avatar #1 - eddiethead (08/20/2012) [-]
They haunt my nightmares even now! Boy am I glad the park outside my house burnt down.
#164 - fishinyourface (08/21/2012) [-]
mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
#128 - beeradthelaw (08/21/2012) [-]
I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
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#45 to #44 - darthtomale ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
aww
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#38 - theplatyhelminth (08/21/2012) [-]
My biggest childhood fear...
#169 - shadowconspiracy (08/21/2012) [-]
what you thought when it shocked you
#200 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
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I don't get it.
#206 to #200 - aluminiumfoiled (08/21/2012) [-]
Hotter than hell metal death slides!
#189 - nebraksa corn (08/21/2012) [-]
My biggest fear was when there was a fat kid behind you...
#184 - MrDuck (08/21/2012) [-]
Does anyone else remember that game when one person slid down the slide and then at the bottom everyone would be in a giant circle holding hands. Then, when you touched their hands it shocked the last person?    
   
It had something to do with static electricity. We called it &quot;Circuit Game.&quot;
Does anyone else remember that game when one person slid down the slide and then at the bottom everyone would be in a giant circle holding hands. Then, when you touched their hands it shocked the last person?

It had something to do with static electricity. We called it "Circuit Game."


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User avatar #191 to #184 - anonymoused (08/21/2012) [-]
where were you during my childhood; i wouldn't hesitate to try that!
#185 to #184 - quintonsword (08/21/2012) [-]
YES!
YES!
#172 - bugplayer (08/21/2012) [-]
how it feel when you've been in these for 20minute then your finger finally come in contact with on of thoses *************
#135 - chaosbrae (08/21/2012) [-]
This will always be my biggest fear. Ever.
#94 - unluckyeleven (08/21/2012) [-]
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#102 to #94 - bitchplzzz (08/21/2012) [-]
Better quality one
Better quality one
#92 - anon (08/21/2012) [-]
I always liked those shocks.
I always liked those shocks.
#95 to #92 - PedoNazi (08/21/2012) [-]
you weird ass masochist
you weird ass masochist
#89 - dumdumduu (08/21/2012) [-]
Begs to disagree with your title.
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