Your biggest childhood fear. . THE MUM PIECES mm SHOW , l [IN ll f sum. >Be lifeguard >Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in >Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing >Why. Your biggest childhood fear THE MUM PIECES mm SHOW l [IN ll f sum >Be lifeguard >Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in >Lifeguard there says he hates goddamn thing >Why
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#18 - skaife
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>Be lifeguard
>Have slide at a pool nearby which goes outside the building then comes back in
>Lifeguard there says he hates the goddamn thing
>Why.JPEG
>Says he has to climb up the damn thing every morning in body armour because some dicks push razor blades into the seams between sections of the slide
>MFW
User avatar #134 to #18 - condormcninja
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Couldn't they just look closely to see who goes in the slide ad puts the razer blades in, and catch the horrible mother ******?
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#28 to #18 - essaressa
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User avatar #23 to #18 - lumpyruthafurd
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i heard a similar myth but they did it with bubble gum and razor blades still scary as hell
#67 to #18 - ponymagic
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#30 to #18 - theawkwardbros
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I'm never going down any type of slide again.
User avatar #24 to #18 - anomorphous
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I just became so afraid of waterslides and pools that I'm now made entirely of oil
User avatar #36 to #18 - markenftw
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Sometimes people put AIDS-infected needles in slides too.
User avatar #205 to #36 - Ranpu Dentro
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There have also been problems with people putting AID-infected needles under the rubber grip of gas pumps.
User avatar #187 to #36 - dashdashdash
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OH GOD are you serious?! am never NEVER EVER EVER EVER going on a slide again.
User avatar #195 to #187 - markenftw
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I'm dead serious. Some people actually do this.
#202 to #195 - trollpants
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The ball pit at the Chuck E' Cheese was removed for similar reasons.

To this day, I have never been in a ball pit. feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #204 to #202 - markenftw
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I have heard such stories about ball pits, too. Kinda freaky that some people would do something like that to be honest.
User avatar #237 to #202 - ElegantSiren
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Someone put a needle in a jar full of candy at a store not from my house a few years ago. Some little girl ended up getting hep c from it and the store shut down for a year to make sure nothing else was contaminated.
#117 to #36 - anon id: 3a7bd9f1
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#22 to #18 - analbreach
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And my fear of waterslides has been officially set in place.
#140 to #22 - sunnydaycoffee
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DO NOT WORRY. Before you go down the water slide, look in the guy's hands infront of you in line. If he has nothing in his hands and goes down and you don't hear him yell up (There be razors down he dawg) Then you can go.
User avatar #2 - tenaciousjon
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Go into the slide with a smile, come out the other end crying, huddled into a ball.
#38 - theplatyhelminth
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My biggest childhood fear...
User avatar #12 - bchewey
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>go inside the tube
>was summer
>wear short pants
>pants immediately rolled up and thigh/ass burns were created from the rubbing
>come out with red ass/thighs and an atomic wedgie.
>This is why I don't have fun outside
#53 to #12 - saladtongsofdeath
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Don't Eat Or Grab The Cupcakes ** read it backwards
#15 to #12 - upunkpunk
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I have the weirdest wedgie
#16 to #12 - ragingbrony
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User avatar #32 - theawkwardbros
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>Be me, 5 years old
>At a local park
>Gonna have some fun, being the little 5 year old scamp I am.
>Decide I wanna go down the metal slide with the cover on it, thinking it'll look badass from the inside, being all dark and ****.
>Get to the top of the slide and sit my ass down
>start sliding down that ************.
>Get to the bottom and then
>BAAM!
>Some girl at the end, about 18 is walking by
>crash into her
>Head flies back and hit the thin edge of the metal slide
>********.png
>Blood everywhere
>Mom runs over screaming
>Girl is crying, screaming "I KILLED HIM, OH GOD NO!"
>I'm on the ground, ******* dying
>Mom calls ambulance
>Hospital for a day or two.
#43 to #32 - wtfomgftw
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read it backward
User avatar #57 to #43 - HarvietheDinkle
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lol sex stories


Why don't you have more thumbs?
#201 - kraetyz
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Does this look like a face of mercy?
User avatar #208 to #201 - iblaftw
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This really made my day.
#210 to #201 - thumbingthumbing
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Reminded me of this
User avatar #66 - gigglesthegreat
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Actually it wasn't the static shocks from those, but more the shock of my grandpa down at the end with a dildo the size of my forearm. He had convinced me that I would slide faster if I was naked.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - gigglesthegreat
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Thanks for the reaction pic, I've been wanting that one.
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User avatar #1 - eddiethead
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They haunt my nightmares even now! Boy am I glad the park outside my house burnt down.
#164 - fishinyourface
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mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
mfw I decide to use a metal slide in summer....
#128 - beeradthelaw
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I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
I knew I was always familiar with RedTube.
#162 to #128 - swiftimpact
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