Yah I'll just hold the mayo.. Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup. Not mine, snagged from #440000dit.. Looks like a mixture of piss & semen. i cant eat this ever again
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Yah I'll just hold the mayo.. Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup. Not mine, snagged from #440000dit.. Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.

Taken in a supermarket. Heinz should stick to ketchup.

Not mine, snagged from #440000dit

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#6 - lindiihop (12/09/2012) [-]
Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
Looks like a mixture of piss & semen.
#65 to #6 - FartFetish (12/10/2012) [-]
so my normal Friday night?
User avatar #31 to #6 - bazzingabitch (12/10/2012) [-]
" i have opened a bottle of Heinz mayo, and i say to you that it is nothing but an arrant fraud concocted from piss and ink. furthermore Señor, i have serviced no kings, yet i wager that i can make a mayo with 10x more flavor then any street mount&bang."
User avatar #33 to #31 - bazzingabitch (12/10/2012) [-]
insert sweeney todd.jpg here

sorry for bad english not my native language

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#136 to #6 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - misticalz (12/10/2012) [-]
It's just split up Egg yolk, oil, and other **** .

Just Shake/stir it and it'll be fine.
#22 to #20 - astickywhale (12/10/2012) [-]
no, the way that looks it got a little too much oil and not enough everything else. so even if you shook it up that would not mix to mayo.
User avatar #23 to #22 - misticalz (12/10/2012) [-]
You're right.
#24 to #23 - mushizombie (12/10/2012) [-]
wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
wow wow wow, hold it right there. this argument was far too polite and sensical for the internet. i demand that you do it again; and it had better be right this time.
User avatar #25 to #24 - misticalz (12/10/2012) [-]
The way he's all like
"HEY. LOOK AT MY ******* ANUS."
User avatar #28 to #27 - misticalz (12/10/2012) [-]
What did I do wrong :c
#75 to #24 - redonesgofasta (12/10/2012) [-]
Took me some time but I found this funny.
Took me some time but I found this funny.
#47 to #24 - thanksgivingturkey (12/10/2012) [-]
Guess he's Canadian.

Pic related...In an unrelated kind of way.

I really just like this picture.
User avatar #86 to #22 - crampers (12/10/2012) [-]
but there can go around 2 litres of oil on 1 egg - we tried this 6 times in a class the other week - (Well after doing the average amount calculations we got 1,96 litres, but still close enough)

Yes we spent 12 litres of oil to make Mayo.
#41 - John Cena (12/10/2012) [-]
mayonnaise is literally oil and egg whites. i know this becasue i used mayo to masturbate once. dont do it kids, doesnt work well
#59 to #55 - nephritho (12/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
here use this
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#104 to #41 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #41 - richardastley (12/10/2012) [-]
Actually vinegar is in it too...
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#77 to #41 - Sylphion (12/10/2012) [-]
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#56 to #41 - memescomefromb (12/10/2012) [-]
There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
There was this kid in our neighborhood that we used to call Mayo because he jacked off with it. In fact, you might be him
#5 - strun (12/09/2012) [-]
HOLD THE MAYONNAISE
User avatar #144 - grwgoski (12/10/2012) [-]
By the power of bodily functions invested in me I give you CUMPISS!
User avatar #158 to #144 - iamsammich (12/10/2012) [-]
Good because I have a horrible sense of direction
User avatar #160 to #158 - thatsnotmyname (12/10/2012) [-]
funny and you like muse! WINRAR
#161 to #160 - iamsammich (12/10/2012) [-]
mfw I'm called funny
mfw I'm called funny
#164 - Pompano (12/10/2012) [-]
Chill the 			****		 out.   
The yellow substance is olive oil; that 			******		 better for you than ketchup.



Chill the **** out.
The yellow substance is olive oil; that ****** better for you than ketchup.
#80 - SaNcAlandariel (12/10/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 is on my sandwich then? Oh dear god..
What the **** is on my sandwich then? Oh dear god..
User avatar #81 to #80 - hyperhunk (12/10/2012) [-]
egg yolk and oil salt and a bit of water for the white couloration
User avatar #103 to #81 - minimanme (12/10/2012) [-]
And a bit of mustard to keep it from separating
User avatar #64 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
well **** ; some angry mayonaise worker lost his **** and pissed all up in the bottles. don't see that **** everyday... what i like even more is the spastic working for that shop who put them out on display regardless.
#70 to #64 - fubmageren (12/10/2012) [-]
You know its oil right?
Or maybe im just not able to see the "fun" in your comment.
User avatar #72 to #70 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
you weren't able to see the fun.
User avatar #73 to #72 - mmajunkie (12/10/2012) [-]
That's because you actually thought that...
User avatar #74 to #73 - Seventeen (12/10/2012) [-]
yes, i actually thought somebody pissed in the bottles...
#116 - benjamino (12/10/2012) [-]
Science up in this bitch.   
   
Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
Science up in this bitch.

Oil and water don't mix. If you pour oil on top of water, it'll stay on top. This is because it Hydrophobic. Mixture use Emulsifiers to stick water and oil together into one liquid. These liquids are called Emulsions. All Emulsions eventually split, and the oil will once again go and sit on top, Mayo is an emulsion, and this is what you see in the picture.
User avatar #118 to #116 - continuo (12/10/2012) [-]
You got in first by hairs breadth,well done.
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#17 - lujan (12/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #17 - equestrianswag ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
You have no idea how much I love you for this.
#37 to #29 - lujan (12/10/2012) [-]
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Coheed is my favorite band
#162 - lambofgodftw (12/10/2012) [-]
I literally shivered as i imagined eating that.
#43 - zukabazuka ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Seems to be right over a fridge, freeze it and unfreeze it's going to look like that.
#120 - wisdomtooth (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh god I think I just threw up a little
Oh god I think I just threw up a little
#61 - novabird ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
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well my burger was kinda tangy, now i'm wondering why...
#98 - aesis (12/10/2012) [-]
...

Is that boxed gravy in the back?

Boxed gravy?
What the **** ?
#110 to #98 - tgntgn (12/10/2012) [-]
It's frozen pre-made gravy. kinda along the same lines of frozen canned juice concentrate, except it's in a bag/packet inside the box. It's pretty dumb, especially given the fact that gravy is incredibly easy to make, but people are lazy.
#126 to #98 - PFSquirrel (12/10/2012) [-]
I think you're my cousin.
I think you're my cousin.
User avatar #127 to #98 - ninootendoo (12/10/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the pic from Megan is Missing
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User avatar #100 to #99 - aesis (12/10/2012) [-]
Yes, but seriously, a box of it?
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User avatar #102 to #101 - aesis (12/10/2012) [-]
Here in Ireland, we generally get jars of it, or those tubes.

They last about a month or two depending how much you use.

I just can't imagine why anyone would need an entire box of it.
User avatar #109 to #102 - misterblack ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
'Murica.
#115 to #98 - John Cena (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, right beside the bagged milk.
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User avatar #117 - continuo (12/10/2012) [-]
Mayo is oil and water,this is what happens when the emulsifier doesn't work.Happens to chocolate too.
User avatar #121 to #117 - hokeymon (12/10/2012) [-]
you forgot the eggs.
#122 to #121 - John Cena (12/10/2012) [-]
thats the emuliser
User avatar #123 to #122 - hokeymon (12/10/2012) [-]
oh
User avatar #130 to #117 - ninjasquirle (12/10/2012) [-]
Will happen with Ice cream too the fat, sugar, milk, water, all mix together using emulsifiers of its own one of which being agar an ingredient found in seaweed.
User avatar #146 to #130 - continuo (12/10/2012) [-]
Had a science lesson on the stuff,it was a godd day cause we managed to conclude that because emulsifiers change the real flavour that the cake is,in fact,truly a lie.
User avatar #150 to #146 - ninjasquirle (12/10/2012) [-]
Got to try agar when my marine botany class had an edible algae project and the slimy agar stuff only comes off if you rinse it and boil it otherwise entirely nasty seaweed.
User avatar #142 to #117 - guiguito (12/10/2012) [-]
my homemade mayo is just eggs and lemon
#38 - GTRbacne (12/10/2012) [-]
All of my wat.
All of my wat.
#184 - jeekim (12/10/2012) [-]
Mayo's mainly made of water and oil.
Mayo's mainly made of water and oil.
User avatar #198 to #184 - footfetishist (01/02/2013) [-]
That .gif would make a great screamer.
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