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    #11 - anon id: f6da3999 
    Reply+447
    (04/18/2017)[+](12 replies)
    stickied by infinitereaper
    Can we talk about how he slammed into the back of a motionless car stopped on the side of the road with like 20 seconds to move out of the way?
    #28 to #11 - nigrafagit 
    Reply+18
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    And then burst into flames?
    User avatar#38 to #28 - Whaaaaaaaaa#75 on commentsRank#75 
    Reply+3
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    Then ran off into the woods on fire.
    #60 to #38 - anon id: e889d006 
    Reply+2
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    pretty sure theres a cliff there or maybe a small hill? either way he sorta fell into it.
    #81 to #28 - gandalfthered 
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    #33 to #11 - nebuelaeus 
    Reply+5
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    he was probably going to wait until the last second and then swerve around for fun. I see motorcyclists doing it all the time in videos. They swerve around stuff at the last second possible.   
My guess is he tried to counter-steer around the car right at the end but ****** up so he just sort of wobbled then he slammed into the corner.
    he was probably going to wait until the last second and then swerve around for fun. I see motorcyclists doing it all the time in videos. They swerve around stuff at the last second possible.
    My guess is he tried to counter-steer around the car right at the end but ****** up so he just sort of wobbled then he slammed into the corner.
    #70 to #11 - cabbagemayhem 
    Reply+3
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    For everyone wondering what happened, he tried to swerve at the last second to try his skills, but forgot his training to watch out for parked car doors opening at random. As he swerved around the car, the backseat passenger swung his door open without checking behind him -- a la a fatal mistake. If you get on a bike and are thinking more about how cool you look than how quickly your world can end, nature will show you her fangs.
    User avatar#75 to #70 - cabbagemayhem 
    Reply+2
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    I have to correct myself. I watched the video again, and the passenger did not actually open his door. The biker's body looked like the door to me. Still, pay attention to what they teach you in motorcycle school. There's a lot more ways to die on a bike than what seems obvious.
    #92 to #11 - dxniel 
    Reply0
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    It is difficult for humans to judge distances or speeds when traveling in a straight line. That is why cars have brake lights.
    #84 to #11 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#352 on commentsRank#352 
    Reply0
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    No I don't think we're allowed to
    User avatar#68 to #11 - Visier 
    Reply0
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    Which leads me to think that it was not a bad luck, but rather a divine punishment
    #57 to #11 - anon id: a9090228 
    Reply-1
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    Also his bike EXPLODED, LIKE IN MOVIES!
    #91 to #57 - lolglolblol 
    Reply+1
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    no ****?
    User avatar#2 - erenated 
    Reply+389
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    It wasn't the collision that caused the fire. Apparently the guy in the drivers seat of the car was listening to his mix-tape
    #53 to #2 - majordraco#342 on commentsRank#342 
    Reply+5
    (04/19/2017)[-]
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    #6 - desucakes 
    Reply+277
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    It looks like he even jumped off a cliff at the end. How did he **** up so much in five seconds?
    It looks like he even jumped off a cliff at the end. How did he **** up so much in five seconds?
    User avatar#7 to #6 - reloadedhamster 
    Reply+6
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Sometimes existence just says "**** you, ima set yo ass on fire"
    #9 to #6 - anon id: 0f147894 
    Reply-61
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    When set on fire, the fire doesn't kill you. The lack of air does because the fire consumes all the oxygen. People instinctively run because the fire trails behind you allowing you to breathe a little.
    #13 to #9 - rtorc 
    Reply+108
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    They run because of panic because they burn.... of course the fire consumes oxygen but you dont shake your burning hand because of an oxygen lack but because our ape brain thinks "oh fire...fire ouch...must get rid of fire immediately".... its not like only people with a burning face start to run... they run even if just their legs are on fire
    They run because of panic because they burn.... of course the fire consumes oxygen but you dont shake your burning hand because of an oxygen lack but because our ape brain thinks "oh fire...fire ouch...must get rid of fire immediately".... its not like only people with a burning face start to run... they run even if just their legs are on fire
    User avatar#66 to #13 - Thundergod 
    Reply+49
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    leg so hot
    hot hot leg
    leg so hot u fry an egg
    User avatar#61 to #13 - pianoasis 
    Reply+6
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    people are just monkeys with extra feature
    #20 to #9 - cyberdemon 
    Reply+36
    (04/18/2017)[-]
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    User avatar#18 to #9 - classybot 
    Reply+24
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Jesus **** Anon when we thought you couldn't say the stupidest **** you still outdo yourself
    User avatar#40 to #18 - ogthegreat#300 on commentsRank#300 
    Reply0
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    I didn't think that.
    #42 to #40 - anon id: 58899be9 
    Reply-9
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    I don't know why people thumbed him down. He's not entirely wrong. He was referring more to the situation posted above. Seriously people need to get over ****. Either you're mean as **** or overly sensitive. There is no middle ground anymore.
    User avatar#56 to #42 - ogthegreat#300 on commentsRank#300 
    Reply+6
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    It's that he tried to sound intelligent but achieved the opposite.
    User avatar#48 to #42 - needhansolo  
    Reply+5
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    >Getting triggered by fake internet points
    >Literally calling people meanies.

    Have a nice day in 5th grade sweaty.
    User avatar#23 to #9 - Lintutu#455 on commentsRank#455  
    Reply+9
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Or theyre running because of panic, and fire is hot
    #15 to #9 - anon id: 76be26c1 
    Reply+4
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Shut up you retard
    User avatar#59 to #9 - ilovetocuddle 
    Reply+2
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    Such autism
    User avatar#89 to #9 - reichardthethird 
    Reply+1
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    >The lack of air does because the fire consumes all the oxygen

    Is this why people tend to be able to survive upwards of a full minute of being on fire, pass out, then regain consciousness when the fire is gone?
    Or maybe it's because fire kills you?
    #39 - reican#309 on commentsRank#309 
    Reply+103
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    I couldn't resist....
    I couldn't resist....
    #69 to #39 - anon id: 41f19161 
    Reply0
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    expecting a DEJU VU!
    User avatar#1 - zerosonaku 
    Reply+64
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    was he driving a Hollywood scooter or something?
    User avatar#3 to #1 - mysticprophecy#117 on commentsRank#117  
    Reply+25
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Probably built by michael bay
    User avatar#10 to #1 - brantod 
    Reply+10
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    probably leaking fuel and then the collision caused sparks setting it alight.
    #31 - thechosentroll#33 on commentsRank#33 
    Reply+60
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    Guess Just Cause was realistic, then.
    User avatar#49 to #31 - badxfox 
    Reply+16
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    he just saved the nearest village from that suicide bomber
    User avatar
    #55 to #49 - sirkanesixtytwo 
    Reply+10
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    At the expense of that poor guys house
    #67 to #55 - anon id: 3cfa8825 
    Reply+8
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    nah *****
    house stronk
    not even a scratch
    #8 - bfdingus 
    Reply+55
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    Its like a ****** action movie where all the enemy vehicles explode on the slightest impact.
    Its like a ****** action movie where all the enemy vehicles explode on the slightest impact.
    User avatar#46 to #8 - awsomegreatmadwolf 
    Reply+1
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    *just cause 3
    #36 - reican#309 on commentsRank#309 
    Reply+36
    (04/19/2017)[-]
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    #21 - bigmanbo 
    Reply+35
    (04/18/2017)[-]
    It's like an action movie parody where the most unexciting thing results in catastrophic failure.
    #37 - anon id: 275c9036 
    Reply+24
    (04/19/2017)[-]
    It's stop, drop, and roll, not get up, start sprinting, and jump off a cliff.

    Aaaand still blocking me. Cool.
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