Wat do?. My plan of action: >Freak the out, like, seriously just go >Yell at the top of my lungs at it for no good reason >Wait for it to get close eno Wat do? My plan of action: >Freak the out like seriously just go >Yell at top my lungs it for no good reason >Wait to get close eno
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Wat do?. My plan of action: >Freak the out, like, seriously just go >Yell at the top of my lungs at it for no good reason >Wait for it to get close eno

My plan of action:
>Freak the **** out, like, seriously just go *******
>Yell at the top of my lungs at it for no good reason
>Wait for it to get close enough to kick
>Delivar a Krav trained kick directly into its jaw
>Hope it bought me some time
>Now what!?!
>Remember I have a shotgun and AK-47 in my apartment
>Run up my stairs and into the apartment
>***********************.jpg
>**** it, guns, NOW
>Into weight room/spare room
>Run to gun cabinet
>*************************.gif
>Unlock it
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

inb4 OP can't greentext on FJ
inb5 OP can't inb4

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - mcsloth
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(10/29/2012) [-]
good morning son
User avatar #161 - bakonforall
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(10/30/2012) [-]
the first thing I would do is pull out my phone and open the calculator function. I would type in [(-1)^-1]/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0, and this would cause a wormhole to form. The beast and I would be transported through this wormhole to the plain of Asenga'ar, where we would have our final battle. On this plain, however, the same laws do not apply to matter and to life as do in our universe. the only way to take a life in Asenga'ar is to destroy every nucleus of every cell of your opponent's body, so that there is no way that the cells can regrow. Because of this, there would be no end to our battle for centuries, and there would be the potential for any tissue separated from one's body to regrow a new body, leaving me with multiple copies of my opponent. armies of myself would collide with armies of this wolf creature. there would be no weapons but what we can craft from the coarse brimstone beneath our feet. Fire, ultimately, would be the greatest weapon which either force could wield, as fire can destroy tissue entirely. Being human, I would be master of the Flame. This is how i would face the armies of that wolf, and that is what i would do if i saw that monster on the stairs of my house.
#183 to #161 - anon id: 5e230466
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******* golden you clever mother ****** i pray that your children's children's children rule as supreme overlords over all that is and all that ever will be. You sire, are my one and only ******* hero, will you marry me?
User avatar #187 to #183 - bakonforall
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(10/30/2012) [-]
may I remind you, good Anon, that an IP may give a user 5 thumbs a day simply by going to said user's profile and selecting a number of posts or comments at random to thumb?
#191 to #187 - corelieous
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(10/30/2012) [-]
But that lacks luster! For god's sake man! This was something that I felt needed pizazz and smash bang pop to it! Hell I made a profile just so I could reply!!!! Damnit there goes my anonymity....
#234 to #161 - jamesrustler
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(10/30/2012) [-]
I want to read a book depicting the battle you've just told.
User avatar #375 to #234 - bakonforall
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(10/31/2012) [-]
show this to a starbucks employee.
User avatar #252 - katvalkyrie
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Tell my mom to eat a snickers. She's not herself when she's hungry.
#352 - SuccessfulNegroII
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(10/30/2012) [-]
>Take a picture   
>Upload to Funnyjunk/ Facebook   
>Ask, 'what do?'
>Take a picture
>Upload to Funnyjunk/ Facebook
>Ask, 'what do?'
#301 - aesirblade **User deleted account**
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#315 to #301 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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You glorious ************. That was brilliant.
You glorious ************. That was brilliant.
#29 - josieabby
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(10/29/2012) [-]
<--- pray that this happens to him and run like hell
<--- pray that this happens to him and run like hell
User avatar #35 to #29 - sierramike [OP]
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(10/29/2012) [-]
OHH GOD ALL MY LAWLZ
#166 - kathuzada
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#101 - troro
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(10/29/2012) [-]
> Close the door
> Step back
> Be terrified as i watch him open the door
> Notice he is really a 9 foot tall reptile from the palestic era that wanted my three fiddy
#103 to #101 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(10/29/2012) [-]
GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER AIN'T GETTIN NO GODDAMN TREE-FITTY
User avatar #279 - noopinion
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(10/30/2012) [-]
wonder when the **** I got stairs.
#289 to #279 - Lartencrepsly
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#131 - majicolll
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