Wat do?. My plan of action: >Freak the out, like, seriously just go >Yell at the top of my lungs at it for no good reason >Wait for it to get close eno

Wat do?

My plan of action:
>Freak the **** out, like, seriously just go *******
>Yell at the top of my lungs at it for no good reason
>Wait for it to get close enough to kick
>Delivar a Krav trained kick directly into its jaw
>Hope it bought me some time
>Now what!?!
>Remember I have a shotgun and AK-47 in my apartment
>Run up my stairs and into the apartment
> *********************** .jpg
> **** it, guns, NOW
>Into weight room/spare room
>Run to gun cabinet
> ************************* .gif
>Unlock it
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

inb4 OP can't greentext on FJ
inb5 OP can't inb4

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#20 - mcsloth (10/29/2012) [-]
good morning son
User avatar #161 - bakonforall (10/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)
the first thing I would do is pull out my phone and open the calculator function. I would type in [(-1)^-1]/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0, and this would cause a wormhole to form. The beast and I would be transported through this wormhole to the plain of Asenga'ar, where we would have our final battle. On this plain, however, the same laws do not apply to matter and to life as do in our universe. the only way to take a life in Asenga'ar is to destroy every nucleus of every cell of your opponent's body, so that there is no way that the cells can regrow. Because of this, there would be no end to our battle for centuries, and there would be the potential for any tissue separated from one's body to regrow a new body, leaving me with multiple copies of my opponent. armies of myself would collide with armies of this wolf creature. there would be no weapons but what we can craft from the coarse brimstone beneath our feet. Fire, ultimately, would be the greatest weapon which either force could wield, as fire can destroy tissue entirely. Being human, I would be master of the Flame. This is how i would face the armies of that wolf, and that is what i would do if i saw that monster on the stairs of my house.
User avatar #252 - katvalkyrie (10/30/2012) [-]
Tell my mom to eat a snickers. She's not herself when she's hungry.
#352 - SuccessfulNegroII (10/30/2012) [-]
>Take a picture   
>Upload to Funnyjunk/ Facebook   
>Ask, 'what do?'
>Take a picture
>Upload to Funnyjunk/ Facebook
>Ask, 'what do?'
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#29 - josieabby (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<--- pray that this happens to him and run like hell
<--- pray that this happens to him and run like hell
#166 - kathuzada (10/30/2012) [-]
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#101 - troro (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Close the door
> Step back
> Be terrified as i watch him open the door
> Notice he is really a 9 foot tall reptile from the palestic era that wanted my three fiddy
User avatar #279 - noopinion (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wonder when the **** I got stairs.
#323 - draycora (10/30/2012) [-]
#271 - INEEDSOMECORN (10/30/2012) [-]
Tell Grandma to get back in bed or I'm putting her in a home.
#17 - vladhellsing (10/29/2012) [-]
Come here, boy!
User avatar #152 - thedukeofderpy (10/30/2012) [-]
Wonder why I let my girlfriend come over when I knew she was going to be PMSing
User avatar #105 - motposters (10/29/2012) [-]
I don't see the problem. . . . doesn't everyone have those?
#58 - xxthekeexx (10/29/2012) [-]
what do you think?
what do you think?
User avatar #1 - froggets (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Get out my dick and pisses on it, if I'm going to piss anyways, why piss myself when I can piss on it?
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