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Warning, morbid.

Warning, morbid.. Actually, they're made of satan's freshly shaved pubes, dipped in nettlepoison.. when you go tn a friend‘ e heme he may the night and get stuc

Actually, they're made of satan's freshly shaved pubes, dipped in nettlepoison.

when you go tn a friend‘ e heme he may the
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#37 - joshofsouls (06/21/2013) [-]
I bring my own blanket.

It's purple.

And silky.

And really fluffy...

I'm a man, dammit.
#120 to #37 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Men like pretty things too,there's no need to feel shame.
#59 to #37 - foxxywithpaws (06/21/2013) [-]
You're not just a man. You're a fabulous man.
#46 to #37 - kampi (06/21/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
#20 - lamarsmithgot (06/21/2013) [-]
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Many poor souls have fallen victim to the scratchy blanket, but just as many have been touched by the everlasting beauty that is.... THE SOFT BLANKET!

Now i know what you must be thinking. Most blankets are soft, to a degree. But no other blanket in THE WORLD comes close to the optimum softness provided by the soft blanket. Foamy yet thick, thin but warm, and irresistibly soft to the touch. Remember children, in every household lurks the scratchy blanket, but the soft blanket is here, to make a sleepy slumber-partier the happiest child in the world.
User avatar #67 to #20 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I have that blanket in the pic. It's glorious.
User avatar #127 to #20 - racheecat (07/28/2013) [-]
I have a soft blanket that is white background, a hand-stitched border, and with cats on it, but my cats like sleeping on it and it's got a lot of cat hair, so I can't exactly use it much, unless I wash it.
#35 to #20 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
OMFG I REMEMBER NOW!!!! this glorious ************ exists! i think it was some type of blanket woven from the hair of angels sewn together by the hands of god itself. SO SOFT ITS SINFULL!!!!!
#48 to #20 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I have TWO of those dreamy mother ******* .
#10 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I always got these ones, a blanket with holes in it is not the best for a warm sleep.
User avatar #27 to #10 - funnyhillman (06/21/2013) [-]
i dont know what you are talking about, Those things are so warm! They may have holes but they're so thick it makes up for it.
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User avatar #32 to #28 - victoryismine (06/21/2013) [-]
It's not a carpet. It's a blanket.
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#47 to #10 - moxmortuus (06/21/2013) [-]
I get an okay blanket, but I stayed the summer at a friends house and the first few weeks or so I had to sleep on his 			*******		 marble floor.
I get an okay blanket, but I stayed the summer at a friends house and the first few weeks or so I had to sleep on his ******* marble floor.
#57 to #10 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
actually the holes in the blanket trap air pockets which are warmed by your body temperature so if anything they keep you warmer
#58 to #10 - musclemarinade (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a crochet blanket; they're awesome.
User avatar #14 to #10 - meglikescookies (06/21/2013) [-]
And your toes get all tangled up in them >:C
User avatar #19 to #14 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
EVERY ******* TIME
User avatar #9 - Lambda (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't get it. Oh, I get the content. I get it well. I have been there many times.
What I don't get is why this is so universal. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THIS BLANKET.
User avatar #16 to #9 - orrla (06/21/2013) [-]
Grandma's. I suspect they used to be the best blanket to keep out chills so grandma's everywhere stocked up on them out of concerned love and passed them to all of their children who now hide them in linen closets. Just my guess though.
User avatar #44 to #9 - alreadyexiststho (06/21/2013) [-]
I just asked my mom this.

She said that the hospital gave her one when each of my sisters and I were born.

Maybe all hospitals do that?
#22 - exhaustedheadcase (06/21/2013) [-]
i had two of these blankets and would give them to my friends instead of the nice blankets because i was a dick   
my friends found out one day and i woke up they had stolen my good blanket and thrown the 			******		 one on me wrapping me in it so i couldnt escape, it was so uncomfortable
i had two of these blankets and would give them to my friends instead of the nice blankets because i was a dick
my friends found out one day and i woke up they had stolen my good blanket and thrown the ****** one on me wrapping me in it so i couldnt escape, it was so uncomfortable
#23 to #22 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
YOU ASKED FOR THAT ************
#24 - playercz (06/21/2013) [-]
Those tags
Those tags
#55 - lecharlie (06/21/2013) [-]
This is also the blanket that is just a little too small to fit under properly. Frustrating as **** .
#124 to #55 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
I try to get in a comfy position and curl up, but it was way too small and my toes got caught. Damn small blankies.
User avatar #30 - colourandshape (06/21/2013) [-]
my friends always had a nice place to sleep. But for whatever reason there is always some random problem with their bathrooms. Like the door wont completely shut, the door has no locks, the toilet doesnt flush, or he stares at your penis....
User avatar #31 - victoryismine (06/21/2013) [-]
My grandmother had heaps of those blankets packed away and then when she moved into a nursing home she gave most of them to my mother. They ALL smell like moth-balls. Whenever my least favourite niece sleeps over I give her one of those blankets.
#18 - billkill (06/21/2013) [-]
>visit friend in another city   
>go out get drunk   
>come home, go to sleep   
>"hey, do you have a blanket for me?"   
>"sure" throw a blanket over to me (wasn't really scratchy)   
>next day, wake up; look at blanket, covered all in stains   
>"wtf is that?!"   
>"oh sorry, that was my "cum blanket"   
>mfw
>visit friend in another city
>go out get drunk
>come home, go to sleep
>"hey, do you have a blanket for me?"
>"sure" throw a blanket over to me (wasn't really scratchy)
>next day, wake up; look at blanket, covered all in stains
>"wtf is that?!"
>"oh sorry, that was my "cum blanket"
>mfw
#1 - shiningblossom (06/20/2013) [-]
I have one.. Tried to get rid of it, but it just came back. Every night it sits at the bottom of the bed because if I leave it anywhere else, it suffocates me until I wake up and apologise...
User avatar #25 - fantomen (06/21/2013) [-]
When I was in army training you were ******* OVERJOYED when you got back to your thick itchy wool blanket! The itchy blanket was a reminder how how lucky you were, if you were with the itchy blanket that meant you were "home", you didn't have to march for endless miles or like shivering in a sleeping bag in a tent with 12 other dudes that all desperately tried to keep warm too.

Yes it was itchy, but god damn it was warm, and very very comfortable to marching 20 miles in the freezing ******* April rain while your ill fitting boots dug into your feet causing bleeding wounds and massive blisters. When you were in you little bed with your itchy blanket it was the only time you could try to relax, and not just sleep on edge or collapse in a heap from exhaustion.
User avatar #40 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
I never had a friend sleep over
User avatar #73 to #66 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah a bit, i only have 2 or 3 friends and none of them i trust enough to let sleep at my home
User avatar #74 to #73 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
you arent alone......
User avatar #77 to #74 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
and on top of that i'm poor so i live in a not so good house and i wouldn't want to bring friends here anyway
User avatar #78 to #77 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
Its like were the same person o_o
User avatar #79 to #78 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
Maybe we are
DUN DUN DUN
User avatar #80 to #79 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
EPIC PLOT TWIST
User avatar #83 to #80 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
I like your profile picture by the way
User avatar #82 to #80 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
this must've been directed M.Night Shyamalan
User avatar #85 to #82 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
oh and i got this pic a long time ago from the king of the licker gifs...
User avatar #84 to #82 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
I hate M.Night.... i would kill myself if my life was directed by him..... *GASP* BUT IF I KILLED MYSELF AND WE ARE THE SAME PERSON I WOULD KILL YOU......I JUST MET YOU HOW COULD I DO SUCH A THING!?
#88 to #84 - wafflemastur (06/21/2013) [-]
i think ive gone too deep into the internet.........
i think ive gone too deep into the internet.........
User avatar #93 to #88 - tiagodisouza (06/21/2013) [-]
ahahahhahaha made me laugh
#90 - spidahridah (06/21/2013) [-]
Please don't post in morbid if it isn't morbid. I understand, its supposed to be funny and humorous and all but really, its just ruining the channel. Please. Don't.
Please don't post in morbid if it isn't morbid. I understand, its supposed to be funny and humorous and all but really, its just ruining the channel. Please. Don't.
User avatar #102 to #90 - thegrimgenius (06/21/2013) [-]
But it is morbid. Imagine a man, an innocent one being stabbed and pricked multiple times, over and over. Because of his friend.
#100 to #90 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
It becomes even more funny when people bitch about it.
#108 to #100 - spidahridah (06/21/2013) [-]
People who subscribe to, and like morbid channel care.
People who subscribe to, and like morbid channel care.
User avatar #119 - Loppytaffy (06/21/2013) [-]
Dunno what cheap ass ******* in America give their guests, but where I come from, we get duvets or sleeping bags.
#111 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
i always called it "stick-to-your-toes" blanket. they are ******* ****
#110 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
And you're hang nails get stuck in the fabric..
User avatar #21 - evilanakie ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
i was about 12ish my friends came over for the most epic sleep over ever we were going to watch horror movies
blanket teim after oh so many friday 13s and chuckys
there is my awesome thick blanket that is the most snug thing ever 3 thinner but still nice blankets and the scratchy ************
i had a choice
leave one of my friends in torment potentially weakening our friendship or be scratched the **** out of
i did the most logical thing and used the sleeping robes
User avatar #45 - gglai (06/21/2013) [-]
I once had to sleep in my granny's house and she gave me a scratchy blanket that smelled like when a fat person eats a pizza and then vomited, then jizzed on it
#49 to #45 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
What if they've had sex on it before you used it?

I mean your gradma and grandpa.
#106 - dirtymoe (06/21/2013) [-]
I have no friends, therefore I am happy and comfy at night
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