Warning, morbid.

#10 - breakfastskippa

Reply+151

(06/21/2013)[-]

I always got these ones, a blanket with holes in it is not the best for a warm sleep.

#14 to #10 - meglikescookies

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(06/21/2013)[-]

And your toes get all tangled up in them >:C

#19 to #14 - evilanakie

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(06/21/2013)[-]

EVERY ******* TIME

#58 to #10 - musclemarinade

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(06/21/2013)[-]

It's a crochet blanket; they're awesome.

#57 to #10 - anon id: 3cd325a8

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(06/21/2013)[-]

actually the holes in the blanket trap air pockets which are warmed by your body temperature so if anything they keep you warmer

#47 to #10 - moxmortuus

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(06/21/2013)[-]

I get an okay blanket, but I stayed the summer at a friends house and the first few weeks or so I had to sleep on his ******* marble floor.

#27 to #10 - funnyhillman

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(06/21/2013)[-]

i dont know what you are talking about, Those things are so warm! They may have holes but they're so thick it makes up for it.

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#32 to #28 - victoryismine

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(06/21/2013)[-]

It's not a carpet. It's a blanket.

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#9 - Lambda

Reply+118

(06/21/2013)[-]

I don't get it. Oh, I get the content. I get it well. I have been there many times.
What I don't get is why this is so universal. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THIS BLANKET.

#44 to #9 - alreadyexiststho

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(06/21/2013)[-]

I just asked my mom this.

She said that the hospital gave her one when each of my sisters and I were born.

Maybe all hospitals do that?

#16 to #9 - orrla

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(06/21/2013)[-]

Grandma's. I suspect they used to be the best blanket to keep out chills so grandma's everywhere stocked up on them out of concerned love and passed them to all of their children who now hide them in linen closets. Just my guess though.

#37 - joshofsouls

Reply+114

(06/21/2013)[-]

I bring my own blanket.

It's purple.

And silky.

And really fluffy...

I'm a man, dammit.

#46 to #37 - kampi

Reply+32

(06/21/2013)[-]

Here, have this.

#59 to #37 - foxxywithpaws

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(06/21/2013)[-]

You're not just a man. You're a fabulous man.

#120 to #37 - anon id: ad5e80c9

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(06/21/2013)[-]

Men like pretty things too,there's no need to feel shame.

#20 - lamarsmithgot

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(06/21/2013)[-]

Many poor souls have fallen victim to the scratchy blanket, but just as many have been touched by the everlasting beauty that is.... THE SOFT BLANKET!

Now i know what you must be thinking. Most blankets are soft, to a degree. But no other blanket in THE WORLD comes close to the optimum softness provided by the soft blanket. Foamy yet thick, thin but warm, and irresistibly soft to the touch. Remember children, in every household lurks the scratchy blanket, but the soft blanket is here, to make a sleepy slumber-partier the happiest child in the world.

#91 to #20 - doomfang

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(06/21/2013)[-]

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#127 to #20 - racheecat

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(07/28/2013)[-]

I have a soft blanket that is white background, a hand-stitched border, and with cats on it, but my cats like sleeping on it and it's got a lot of cat hair, so I can't exactly use it much, unless I wash it.

#67 to #20 - mlpokeyuan

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(06/21/2013)[-]

I have that blanket in the pic. It's glorious.

#48 to #20 - anon id: 70d83c97

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(06/21/2013)[-]

I have TWO of those dreamy mother *******.

#35 to #20 - anon id: 555990e5

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(06/21/2013)[-]

OMFG I REMEMBER NOW!!!! this glorious ************ exists! i think it was some type of blanket woven from the hair of angels sewn together by the hands of god itself. SO SOFT ITS SINFULL!!!!!

#55 - lecharlie

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(06/21/2013)[-]

This is also the blanket that is just a little too small to fit under properly. Frustrating as ****.

#124 to #55 - anon id: c71c3f45

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(06/23/2013)[-]

I try to get in a comfy position and curl up, but it was way too small and my toes got caught. Damn small blankies.

#22 - exhaustedheadcase

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(06/21/2013)[-]

i had two of these blankets and would give them to my friends instead of the nice blankets because i was a dick
my friends found out one day and i woke up they had stolen my good blanket and thrown the ****** one on me wrapping me in it so i couldnt escape, it was so uncomfortable

#23 to #22 - anon id: d9a8b6a3

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(06/21/2013)[-]

YOU ASKED FOR THAT ************

#18 - billkill

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(06/21/2013)[-]

>visit friend in another city
>go out get drunk
>come home, go to sleep
>"hey, do you have a blanket for me?"
>"sure" throw a blanket over to me (wasn't really scratchy)
>next day, wake up; look at blanket, covered all in stains
>"wtf is that?!"
>"oh sorry, that was my "cum blanket"
>mfw

#1 - shiningblossom

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(06/20/2013)[-]

I have one.. Tried to get rid of it, but it just came back. Every night it sits at the bottom of the bed because if I leave it anywhere else, it suffocates me until I wake up and apologise...

#24 - playercz

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(06/21/2013)[-]

Those tags

#30 - colourandshape

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(06/21/2013)[-]

my friends always had a nice place to sleep. But for whatever reason there is always some random problem with their bathrooms. Like the door wont completely shut, the door has no locks, the toilet doesnt flush, or he stares at your penis....

Actually, they're made of satan's freshly shaved pubes, dipped in nettlepoison.