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#271 - theorangefox
Reply +36
(12/10/2012) [-]
Imagine how that would feel to you? Just sitting there at your PC, when suddenly a warm, slimy wriggling sensation interrupts your thought process. You try blinking, but it doesn't go away, and then you see a bold thick line crawl across, and that's when you realise you have a worm parasite in your eye.

There's nothing you can do but cope with the tickly, itching feeling. You want to dig your eye out, you want to gouge it and kill that damn worm, but it keeps on wriggling, the pain is becoming unbearable, you're losing your sanity as you thrash about rubbing your eye sore, and blinking like crazy. Even closing your eye doesn't help, you can still see it moving amongst the black reddish space. You're banging your head against the desk, rubbing your eyelid sore, poking and digging into your socket wishing it would go. The one itch you'll never reach.
#487 to #271 - sirmatthew
Reply 0
(12/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP
I now actually have to wash my hands before making any sort of contact with my eye
#376 to #271 - goodnewseveryone
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(12/10/2012) [-]
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#362 to #271 - freemanareso
Reply +1
(12/10/2012) [-]
All of these jimmies rustled, you deserve a trophy good sir/ma'am.
#366 to #362 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
**theorangefox tips off his hat**

Why thank you kind sir!
#352 to #271 - asmodeu
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(12/10/2012) [-]
All my jimmies are rustled now...
#354 to #352 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Just as planned
#301 to #271 - Steinwolf
Reply +1
(12/10/2012) [-]
And THAT is what using Mac OS feels like!
#300 to #271 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account**
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#299 to #271 - teenytinyspider
Reply +1
(12/10/2012) [-]
Erm, that's when you go to the doctor lol
#289 to #271 - squashedpumpkin
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#287 to #271 - themymys
Reply +4
(12/10/2012) [-]
no.
no.
#285 to #271 - flyingwhale
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(12/10/2012) [-]
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#283 to #271 - katvalkyrie
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#282 to #271 - garbleflab
Reply +14
(12/10/2012) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.   
   
God dammit that gave me chills....
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

God dammit that gave me chills....
#294 to #282 - theorangefox
Reply 0
(12/10/2012) [-]
that's the point!

being a writer can be so much fun
#420 to #294 - anon
Reply 0
(12/10/2012) [-]
You don't have an opinion, you pony fapping phaggot.
#280 to #271 - dambusta
Reply +3
(12/10/2012) [-]
dude, wow....
to be honest i thought it was natural, it would be awsome at raves!