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#271 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Imagine how that would feel to you? Just sitting there at your PC, when suddenly a warm, slimy wriggling sensation interrupts your thought process. You try blinking, but it doesn't go away, and then you see a bold thick line crawl across, and that's when you realise you have a worm parasite in your eye.

There's nothing you can do but cope with the tickly, itching feeling. You want to dig your eye out, you want to gouge it and kill that damn worm, but it keeps on wriggling, the pain is becoming unbearable, you're losing your sanity as you thrash about rubbing your eye sore, and blinking like crazy. Even closing your eye doesn't help, you can still see it moving amongst the black reddish space. You're banging your head against the desk, rubbing your eyelid sore, poking and digging into your socket wishing it would go. The one itch you'll never reach.
User avatar #487 to #271 - sirmatthew (12/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP
I now actually have to wash my hands before making any sort of contact with my eye
User avatar #362 to #271 - freemanareso (12/10/2012) [-]
All of these jimmies rustled, you deserve a trophy good sir/ma'am.
User avatar #366 to #362 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
**theorangefox tips off his hat**

Why thank you kind sir!
User avatar #352 to #271 - asmodeu ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
All my jimmies are rustled now...
User avatar #354 to #352 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Just as planned
User avatar #301 to #271 - Steinwolf (12/10/2012) [-]
And THAT is what using Mac OS feels like!
+5
#300 to #271 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#299 to #271 - teenytinyspider (12/10/2012) [-]
Erm, that's when you go to the doctor lol
#287 to #271 - themymys (12/10/2012) [-]
no.
no.
#282 to #271 - garbleflab (12/10/2012) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.   
   
God dammit that gave me chills....
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

God dammit that gave me chills....
User avatar #294 to #282 - theorangefox ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
that's the point!

being a writer can be so much fun
#420 to #294 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/10/2012) [-]
You don't have an opinion, you pony fapping phaggot.
User avatar #280 to #271 - dambusta (12/10/2012) [-]
dude, wow....
to be honest i thought it was natural, it would be awsome at raves!
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