WTF. A toad with a parasite in its eye.. I guess he has a para-sight hypnotoad
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#28 - robotekk ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
I guess he has a para-sight
I guess he has a para-sight
#47 to #28 - justtocomment
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Try this next time.
#495 to #47 - officechair
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#497 to #495 - justtocomment
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Look at all that butthurt.... It's beautiful, isn't it?
#504 to #28 - mahnamesjakers
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(12/10/2012) [-]
That was very good. However, you are only getting ONE THUMB! ONE THUMB I TELL YOU!
#505 to #504 - robotekk ONLINE
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I honestly thought the gifs were funnier than the joke; I myself would only thumb the last one.
#29 to #28 - robotekk ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Get it? para-SIGHT?
Get it? para-SIGHT?
#30 to #29 - robotekk ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Para-sight being a homonym of parasite, which in this case is a situational pun due to how parasite is relevant to the content of the currently displayed image shown above?
Para-sight being a homonym of parasite, which in this case is a situational pun due to how parasite is relevant to the content of the currently displayed image shown above?
#32 to #30 - robotekk ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Para-sight. Anything? Eh?
Para-sight. Anything? Eh?
#35 to #32 - sladee ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#43 to #35 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account**
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(12/10/2012) [-]
****** lawld at this so hard
#347 to #35 - butiloveu
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#219 to #35 - anon
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(12/10/2012) [-]
You couldn't have had a better reaction if you tried.
#332 to #32 - denbaby
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#211 to #32 - nastoy
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Dat epic like farm!
#56 to #32 - DemSilver
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(12/10/2012) [-]
#139 to #32 - mystogan
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(12/10/2012) [-]
my sides
#521 to #32 - bagguhsleep
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(02/27/2013) [-]
Just coming back to let you know that this **** made my night.
Thank you.
#522 to #521 - robotekk ONLINE
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(02/27/2013) [-]
www.online-image-editor.com/   
It lets you speed up gifs by removing every other frame. Its great for short looping gifs or things that are funnier at 2x speed.
www.online-image-editor.com/
It lets you speed up gifs by removing every other frame. Its great for short looping gifs or things that are funnier at 2x speed.
#524 to #522 - iamjustheretoroll
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(10/07/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at A... *_* ** I just saw this, and i want you to know that i laughed really hard!
#498 to #32 - Foopert
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Thank you robotekk for making my day...   
   
May a thousand nude women descend from the heavens into your arms tonight
Thank you robotekk for making my day...

May a thousand nude women descend from the heavens into your arms tonight
#31 to #30 - robotekk
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#523 to #29 - akirakaji
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(05/28/2013) [-]
Coming here months later just to say, one of the best comments ever along with the following ones.
#5 - wertq
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Frog is going to die by slow and very painful death.
Frog is going to die by slow and very painful death.
#350 to #5 - sheldortheconquero
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Or did it?
#238 to #5 - ompalomper
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(12/10/2012) [-]
the toads face when
#114 - oversoul
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(12/10/2012) [-]
related
#6 - aguta
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(12/10/2012) [-]
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#10 to #6 - baconasaurus
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(12/10/2012) [-]
and that frog will never get that parasite out of its head
#146 - graydiggy
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

#153 to #146 - scorcho
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(12/10/2012) [-]
they actually are INSIDE your eyeball. how do you feel now?
#160 to #153 - graydiggy
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Exactly the same as I did when I posted my comment.
#393 to #153 - anon
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Nope.
#271 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Imagine how that would feel to you? Just sitting there at your PC, when suddenly a warm, slimy wriggling sensation interrupts your thought process. You try blinking, but it doesn't go away, and then you see a bold thick line crawl across, and that's when you realise you have a worm parasite in your eye.

There's nothing you can do but cope with the tickly, itching feeling. You want to dig your eye out, you want to gouge it and kill that damn worm, but it keeps on wriggling, the pain is becoming unbearable, you're losing your sanity as you thrash about rubbing your eye sore, and blinking like crazy. Even closing your eye doesn't help, you can still see it moving amongst the black reddish space. You're banging your head against the desk, rubbing your eyelid sore, poking and digging into your socket wishing it would go. The one itch you'll never reach.
#487 to #271 - sirmatthew
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(12/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP
I now actually have to wash my hands before making any sort of contact with my eye
#299 to #271 - teenytinyspider
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Erm, that's when you go to the doctor lol
#301 to #271 - Steinwolf
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(12/10/2012) [-]
And THAT is what using Mac OS feels like!
#352 to #271 - asmodeu
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(12/10/2012) [-]
All my jimmies are rustled now...
#354 to #352 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Just as planned
#362 to #271 - freemanareso
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(12/10/2012) [-]
All of these jimmies rustled, you deserve a trophy good sir/ma'am.
#366 to #362 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
**theorangefox tips off his hat**

Why thank you kind sir!
#376 to #271 - goodnewseveryone
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(12/10/2012) [-]
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#280 to #271 - dambusta
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(12/10/2012) [-]
dude, wow....
to be honest i thought it was natural, it would be awsome at raves!
#285 to #271 - flyingwhale
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#283 to #271 - katvalkyrie
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#287 to #271 - themymys
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(12/10/2012) [-]
no.
no.
#300 to #271 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account**
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#289 to #271 - squashedpumpkin
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#282 to #271 - garbleflab
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(12/10/2012) [-]
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.   
   
God dammit that gave me chills....
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

God dammit that gave me chills....
#294 to #282 - theorangefox
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(12/10/2012) [-]
that's the point!

being a writer can be so much fun
#420 to #294 - anon
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(12/10/2012) [-]
You don't have an opinion, you pony fapping phaggot.
#52 - kapnkhronick
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(12/10/2012) [-]
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#65 to #52 - anon
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(12/10/2012) [-]
all glory to th- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#163 to #52 - faggotishshit ONLINE
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(12/10/2012) [-]
What's up with this- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#71 to #52 - nephritho
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(12/10/2012) [-]
this **** is so ga-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#72 to #52 - bosshogoutlaw
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(12/10/2012) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAK- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!
#63 to #52 - Bloodgartham
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(12/10/2012) [-]
Gus come on it's- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
#66 to #52 - wakeup
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(12/10/2012) [-]
haha long time no s.. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#59 to #52 - bigstudmuffin
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(12/10/2012) [-]
haha, yea ALL GLOR- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#58 to #52 - dilara
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(12/10/2012) [-]
The **** you talk- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
#138 - foreveralonememe
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#143 to #138 - archdarck
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#291 - stormtrooperbob
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#349 - confuseddinosaur
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