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User avatar #29 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
This man died after being shot three times with a shotgun.

How did they deduce suicide from this?
#128 to #29 - McCockAFucker ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
he had just tweeted 'YOLO'
#88 to #29 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
You know what a forensic scientist is, right? Okay, just checking.
#74 to #29 - ThekidsTEN (05/13/2013) [-]
He was black
User avatar #67 to #29 - EdwardNigma (05/13/2013) [-]
Probably left a suicide note. Maybe it had information only he'd know or no one else would/could know. And they might be able to get it was legit because of his hand writing.
User avatar #31 to #29 - ilovemyguns (05/12/2013) [-]
He shot himself with the shotgun, what aren't you getting?
User avatar #33 to #31 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
What aren't you getting sir? I understand the concept of suicide, but when you see a guy shot dead with three blasts of a shotgun, surely suicide wasn't the first thought.
User avatar #48 to #33 - ilovemyguns (05/13/2013) [-]
Seriously? Are you fucking retarded? What aren't you understanding? They would have checked more than prints. They would have checked ballistics, seen HIS prints on the gun, etc. That means they would check the angle, how far away, surrounding area showing any form of break in, study his body during autopsy to check if he was in a struggle, checked for gunpowder around the area, to confirm that the shot was taken from a close distance... They wouldn't just say "ohh he has the gun it was suicide". Fucking dipshits god damn, you're the reason people are uneducated when dealing with firearms.
#75 to #48 - alstorp (05/13/2013) [-]
Someone is upset.
Someone is upset.
#49 to #48 - noneckcomics (05/13/2013) [-]
"you're the reason people are uneducated when dealing with firearms"

wut.

p.s. you seem mad bro.
#38 to #33 - Shmooglavoue (05/12/2013) [-]
It would have been laying on his lap, gun pointed towards him, covered in gore from the previous shots. I'm not a crime analyst, but that would be very indicative of suicide.
User avatar #40 to #38 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
So I can shoot you three times up close, wipe the prints, then put it on your lap pointing towards you? :D
#41 to #40 - Shmooglavoue (05/12/2013) [-]
Well there's many more factors then just that. A postmortem can determine the angle of impact when the shots came in, showing how close the gun was and from where it was firing. If there are no signs of a breaking and entering (door is still locked, window is closed and untouched etc.) then you can determine if anyone came in. There could also be evidence indicating whether or not he had depression issues before dying, or whether or not somebody he new had a motive for killing him.

There's a lot more information to glean than you would think, so long as you have the right people looking in the right places.
#64 to #41 - ventriloquist (05/13/2013) [-]
Actually a good point. Sorry funnyjunk gets butthurt at mis-communications, but you did miss the whole point of the joke so I guess fuck you
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