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User avatar #59 - galaxyguy ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]

A man wishing to kill himself decided to be thorough and remove any chance that he might survive.
So he went to a tall cliff above the ocean, drank a vial of poison, set himself on fire, put a noose around his neck, put a pistol to his temple and jumped.
The shot missed, severing the rope. He hit the water pretty hard, and the blow to his stomach caused him to vomit, removing the poison from his stomach. The water extinguished the fire.

He survived.
#173 to #59 - tehcookee (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought that he died in hospital from hypothermia?
#181 to #173 - archiehicox (05/13/2013) [-]
He won a Darwin Award for it a few years back.
User avatar #106 to #59 - daentraya (05/13/2013) [-]
And then died from something much more mundane, if i remember right..
User avatar #136 to #106 - THISISNOTFUNNY (05/13/2013) [-]
i think it might have been hypothermia from the water.
User avatar #141 to #136 - daentraya (05/13/2013) [-]
I remember it as being something like that, yes..
User avatar #189 to #141 - galaxyguy ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Probably. I had trouble remembering the story.
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