True Morbid. .. That's destruction of property, you can sue her ass for all they're worth then buy new ones. Or you could burn her house down. True Morbid That's destruction of property you can sue her ass for all they're worth then buy new ones Or could burn house down
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#30 - heartlessrobot
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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That's destruction of property, you can sue her ass for all they're worth then buy new ones. Or you could burn her house down.
#256 to #30 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
WITH LEMONS
#817 to #30 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
No, the law favors women in these divorce cases. If she is sued by you, and she claims "Well he hit me!!!!", the male will be going to jail. She doesn't even need evidence, since the support groups and feminazis will be rioting the streets if he gets less than 10 years of jail time. In these cases, you'd best just cut all contact and sit down.

This is only in America though (the rest of the world's law system is less sexist against men)
#829 to #30 - ericbeagles
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#264 to #30 - lolzordz
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#701 to #30 - kampi
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(02/16/2013) [-]
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#284 to #30 - ending
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Or he could realize that he never had a girlfriend, but the guy on reddit did.
#40 to #30 - gatorotterdolphin
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(02/15/2013) [-]
#16 - thetattooedone
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(02/15/2013) [-]
What a cunt! That is destruction of private property. Have that bitch arrested.
#21 to #16 - yuukiii
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(02/15/2013) [-]
in a court room no one will win, cept the guy he can get monies for new games lol but over all the judge would just look at them and think "i came into work expecting to hear a good trial and all i get is this whinny bastard and a bich who can deal with life in my damn court room >.>"
#31 to #21 - betesta ONLINE
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#186 to #21 - brettyoke
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(02/16/2013) [-]
"whiny bastard"

That's hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars worth of games that I'm sure he aquired over many years. Dumbass.
#376 to #186 - yuukiii
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(02/16/2013) [-]
doesnt matter honestly how much any of that cost. it can always be bought again. now if it was a one of a kind type of thing not to mention things that are sign by people who are famous (to the person) yea he has every right to be upset i can agree with that but come the **** on games are just games.
and if the person has a job it should be easy to just get them all back yea its annoying as **** but **** stupid things happen when a guy ***** over a girl (and only if the girl is a true bitch)
#841 to #376 - brettyoke
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Do you realize how ignorant you sound?

"Yeah she broke his stuff, so he should just buy it all back."

Not everybody is made of money you rich cunt. Some people have to spend their hard earned money on the things they want, and they can't just shrug off $1,000 because they didn't want to be with their girlfriend anymore.

Your argument is so bad I think you might be a troll.
#845 to #841 - yuukiii
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(02/17/2013) [-]
im not trolling, not rich nor am i poor.
i just dont see why its such a big deal. if anything just destroy something she really loves. simple as that.
everyone thinks "oh ****** sue her bitch ass" that is not as easy as it sounds it takes time and even more money then what it would cost to just buy it all again.
not to mention i personally think its just ****** immature both what the girl did and if a guy were to actually sue
#848 to #845 - brettyoke
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Sue for the property damages of the game, and sue for the lawyer fees. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's allowed if you have the right reasoning. Even if it's not, just replacing the games doesn't get you very far. Neither does smashing her ****.

You need to show her that just because you have different thoughts and opinions you cannot go around destroying others' ****.
#822 to #376 - jackbrook
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(02/16/2013) [-]
he shouldn't have to buy them all back. lets forget about the games, he's still losing money he would get to keep if his ex hadn't broken his stuff. it's why there are laws about this stuff, which is also why a judge would take it seriously.
#362 to #21 - toosexyforyou
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Just go ahead and never comment on funnyjunk ever again.
#857 to #21 - goodnighthelena
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Hey, it's me. Another female funnyjunkie.
"Oh how do you know I'm a chick, bitch?"
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A ******* PUSSY.

Games like that cost ******* thousands over the years. How about I come over and skull **** all of your Hello Kitty ****?
"OH BOOHOO MY PRECIOUS STUFFED ANIMALS THOSE ARE COLLECTORS ITEMS."
Get over yourself.
#858 to #857 - yuukiii
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(02/18/2013) [-]
how is this in anyway related? you just sound really stupid :/
#868 to #858 - goodnighthelena
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(02/22/2013) [-]
Nobody has time for your emo ****. Just go back to MySpace.
#869 to #868 - yuukiii
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(02/22/2013) [-]
how is this in any way "emo" i haven't even heard that term used in so long. seriously everyone needs to shut the **** up over this so called "morbid" post. THERE IS NOTHING MORBID ABOUT IT
if you dont like what i personally think then by all means go **** your self with a cactus, im sick and tired of the stupid-ness i've read by people such as yourself.
number one reason i hate America: people sue left and right just so they can get so-called easy money
#48 to #21 - thetattooedone
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I agree with that guy. vvvv
#22 to #21 - yuukiii
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(02/15/2013) [-]
cant*
#344 to #16 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
And then the bitch will tell how a douche you are to her (even if it's not true) and you get arrested and have your anus broke by a black prisioner.
#843 to #344 - thetattooedone
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(02/16/2013) [-]
She shouldn't be destroying my stuff! No excuse. I'll cut a bitch.
#730 to #16 - badboywantsu ONLINE
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(02/16/2013) [-]
hello again my random friend, i agree with you 100%
#28 - Maroon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I really hate it when girl do this and think it's somehow ok to destroy someone's property. You got dumped. Boo ****** hoo. You should file a police report on that ****, for real.
#32 to #28 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Agreed. Take her out. As long as you haven't been a complete asshole to her, you can get your property reimbursed by law, or at least see that she is punished.
#364 to #28 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Guys do it too asshole. Not only girls do it.
#73 - spleed
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Stop dating crazy bitches.
#684 to #73 - moosehat
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(02/16/2013) [-]
*Stop reposting reddit-material
#224 to #73 - songemot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
He did.
#5 - billkill
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#304 to #5 - phreeloader
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(02/16/2013) [-]
The antidote to relationships!
The antidote to relationships!
#63 - lollerik
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, i truly am, but this could have easily been avoided.
#67 to #63 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
What's your favorite game? My favorites are Halo, God of War, and Gears of War. It's just too bad that I can't play them on PC.
#85 to #67 - sinonyx
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(02/16/2013) [-]
sorry.. but the best halo is on PC
#71 to #67 - lollerik
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(02/15/2013) [-]
valid point. Mine's: Skyrim, Deus Ex, and Dishonered.

#477 to #63 - wickedalmond
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Unless... y'know... she destroys your EVEN MORE expensive PC, including the harddrive containing the games.
#687 to #477 - firesky
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(02/16/2013) [-]
That's why I love Steam
#558 to #63 - littleoctavia
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Not everyone wants to be part of the "pc master race", or he doesn't have enough money.
#690 to #558 - firesky
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(02/16/2013) [-]
If you have that much games he probably has also enough money for a computer (which isn't much more expensive as a XBOX and the games are way cheaper, so it is a draw on the price)
#391 to #63 - cadencee
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(02/16/2013) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (My morbid)
#69 to #63 - varrlegrimscythe
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(02/15/2013) [-]
What if she smashed the computer?
#74 to #69 - lollerik
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(02/15/2013) [-]
In that case
#35 - zombiebawls
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(02/15/2013) [-]
she ***** with your games ,you **** with her brakes
#590 to #35 - vangoz
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(02/16/2013) [-]
You don't need to **** with her breaks
#100 - europeanswallow
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(02/16/2013) [-]
NEVER break up on Valentine's Day
NEVER break up on Valentine's Day
#237 - Wingz
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(02/16/2013) [-]
> get her to admit breaking games via text
---->"Did you really smash games with a hammer?"
----bitch---> YES YOU !@$%
>youremineho.jpg
>best of luck with that malicious destruction of property misdemeanor on a criminal record and $250 fine

lawyered
#255 to #237 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(02/16/2013) [-]
It looked like a lot more than 250$ worth of games    
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It looked like a lot more than 250$ worth of games
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#384 to #255 - anon
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(02/16/2013) [-]
the fine is a mere cherry on top of a pile of cow pie that accompanies a criminal record
#261 - merrymarvelite
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Why would you break up with her on Valentine's Day?
#278 to #261 - azraelthemage
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Valentine's Day actually has the most break ups out of any other day of the year. The day AFTER Valentine's Day holds the number 2 spot for those who didn't have the balls to do it on Valentine's Day.
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