True Morbid. .. That's destruction of property, you can sue her ass for all they're worth then buy new ones. Or you could burn her house down.
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#30 - heartlessrobot (02/15/2013) [-]
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That's destruction of property, you can sue her ass for all they're worth then buy new ones. Or you could burn her house down.
#817 to #30 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
No, the law favors women in these divorce cases. If she is sued by you, and she claims "Well he hit me!!!!", the male will be going to jail. She doesn't even need evidence, since the support groups and feminazis will be rioting the streets if he gets less than 10 years of jail time. In these cases, you'd best just cut all contact and sit down.

This is only in America though (the rest of the world's law system is less sexist against men)
#701 to #30 - kampi (02/16/2013) [-]
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#256 to #30 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
#284 to #30 - ending (02/16/2013) [-]
Or he could realize that he never had a girlfriend, but the guy on reddit did.
User avatar #28 - Maroon (02/15/2013) [-]
I really hate it when girl do this and think it's somehow ok to destroy someone's property. You got dumped. Boo ****** hoo. You should file a police report on that **** , for real.
#364 to #28 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
Guys do it too asshole. Not only girls do it.
#32 to #28 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Agreed. Take her out. As long as you haven't been a complete asshole to her, you can get your property reimbursed by law, or at least see that she is punished.
User avatar #16 - thetattooedone (02/15/2013) [-]
What a cunt! That is destruction of private property. Have that bitch arrested.
User avatar #21 to #16 - yuukiii (02/15/2013) [-]
in a court room no one will win, cept the guy he can get monies for new games lol but over all the judge would just look at them and think "i came into work expecting to hear a good trial and all i get is this whinny bastard and a bich who can deal with life in my damn court room >.>"
User avatar #186 to #21 - brettyoke (02/16/2013) [-]
"whiny bastard"

That's hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars worth of games that I'm sure he aquired over many years. Dumbass.
#376 to #186 - yuukiii (02/16/2013) [-]
doesnt matter honestly how much any of that cost. it can always be bought again. now if it was a one of a kind type of thing not to mention things that are sign by people who are famous (to the person) yea he has every right to be upset i can agree with that but come the **** on games are just games.
and if the person has a job it should be easy to just get them all back yea its annoying as **** but **** stupid things happen when a guy ***** over a girl (and only if the girl is a true bitch)
User avatar #841 to #376 - brettyoke (02/16/2013) [-]
Do you realize how ignorant you sound?

"Yeah she broke his stuff, so he should just buy it all back."

Not everybody is made of money you rich cunt. Some people have to spend their hard earned money on the things they want, and they can't just shrug off $1,000 because they didn't want to be with their girlfriend anymore.

Your argument is so bad I think you might be a troll.
User avatar #845 to #841 - yuukiii (02/17/2013) [-]
im not trolling, not rich nor am i poor.
i just dont see why its such a big deal. if anything just destroy something she really loves. simple as that.
everyone thinks "oh ****** sue her bitch ass" that is not as easy as it sounds it takes time and even more money then what it would cost to just buy it all again.
not to mention i personally think its just ****** immature both what the girl did and if a guy were to actually sue
User avatar #848 to #845 - brettyoke (02/17/2013) [-]
Sue for the property damages of the game, and sue for the lawyer fees. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's allowed if you have the right reasoning. Even if it's not, just replacing the games doesn't get you very far. Neither does smashing her **** .

You need to show her that just because you have different thoughts and opinions you cannot go around destroying others' **** .
#822 to #376 - jackbrook (02/16/2013) [-]
he shouldn't have to buy them all back. lets forget about the games, he's still losing money he would get to keep if his ex hadn't broken his stuff. it's why there are laws about this stuff, which is also why a judge would take it seriously.
User avatar #362 to #21 - toosexyforyou (02/16/2013) [-]
Just go ahead and never comment on funnyjunk ever again.
#857 to #21 - goodnighthelena (02/18/2013) [-]
Hey, it's me. Another female funnyjunkie.
"Oh how do you know I'm a chick, bitch?"

Games like that cost ******* thousands over the years. How about I come over and skull **** all of your Hello Kitty **** ?
Get over yourself.
User avatar #858 to #857 - yuukiii (02/18/2013) [-]
how is this in anyway related? you just sound really stupid :/
User avatar #868 to #858 - goodnighthelena (02/22/2013) [-]
Nobody has time for your emo **** . Just go back to MySpace.
User avatar #869 to #868 - yuukiii (02/22/2013) [-]
how is this in any way "emo" i haven't even heard that term used in so long. seriously everyone needs to shut the **** up over this so called "morbid" post. THERE IS NOTHING MORBID ABOUT IT
if you dont like what i personally think then by all means go **** your self with a cactus, im sick and tired of the stupid-ness i've read by people such as yourself.
number one reason i hate America: people sue left and right just so they can get so-called easy money
User avatar #48 to #21 - thetattooedone (02/15/2013) [-]
I agree with that guy. vvvv
User avatar #22 to #21 - yuukiii (02/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #730 to #16 - badboywantsu (02/16/2013) [-]
hello again my random friend, i agree with you 100%
#344 to #16 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
And then the bitch will tell how a douche you are to her (even if it's not true) and you get arrested and have your anus broke by a black prisioner.
User avatar #843 to #344 - thetattooedone (02/16/2013) [-]
She shouldn't be destroying my stuff! No excuse. I'll cut a bitch.
#35 - zombiebawls (02/15/2013) [-]
she ***** with your games ,you **** with her brakes
#590 to #35 - vangoz (02/16/2013) [-]
You don't need to **** with her breaks
#237 - Wingz (02/16/2013) [-]
> get her to admit breaking games via text
---->"Did you really smash games with a hammer?"
----bitch---> YES YOU !@$%
>best of luck with that malicious destruction of property misdemeanor on a criminal record and $250 fine

#255 to #237 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/16/2013) [-]
It looked like a lot more than 250$ worth of games    
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It looked like a lot more than 250$ worth of games
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#384 to #255 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
the fine is a mere cherry on top of a pile of cow pie that accompanies a criminal record
#304 to #5 - phreeloader (02/16/2013) [-]
The antidote to relationships!
The antidote to relationships!
#73 - spleed (02/15/2013) [-]
Stop dating crazy bitches.
User avatar #684 to #73 - moosehat (02/16/2013) [-]
*Stop reposting reddit-material
User avatar #224 to #73 - songemot (02/16/2013) [-]
He did.
#242 - CrackPipeWillie (02/16/2013) [-]
HFW he was strangling her afterwards
HFW he was strangling her afterwards
User avatar #188 - redrex (02/16/2013) [-]
honestly, what makes girls think that a breakup gives them permission to break all your **** ?
#846 to #188 - greenthegunstar (02/17/2013) [-]
"He broke my heart...So I broke his Xbox"

Okay, seriously though, this is not okay.
#198 to #188 - infinitereaper (02/16/2013) [-]
I guess it's called a "break up" for a reason.
I guess it's called a "break up" for a reason.
User avatar #201 to #198 - redrex (02/16/2013) [-]
and i think the worst part is, it he tried to sue her for destruction of property, she would probably get away with it for giving some ******** reason and crying a little bit in court, and he would get deemed as an asshole
User avatar #207 to #201 - infinitereaper (02/16/2013) [-]
Dude if a chick ever did this to my **** .

I'd break her legs, or at least an arm. Or break her **** .
User avatar #208 to #207 - redrex (02/16/2013) [-]
women have such a ******* advantage in court it's so ******* stupid
#216 to #208 - infinitereaper (02/16/2013) [-]
Leave no evidence, and no witnesses.   
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Leave no evidence, and no witnesses.

As for the gif, could not find the original.
User avatar #218 to #216 - redrex (02/16/2013) [-]
i never wish to inflict pain to anybody, but i swear if someone did that to my games or my computer
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#241 - anon (02/16/2013) [-]
sue her for destruction of private properity.
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#619 to #550 - huntergriff (02/16/2013) [-]
Not even the Spartans or the Sangheili survived...
#100 - europeanswallow (02/16/2013) [-]
NEVER break up on Valentine's Day
NEVER break up on Valentine's Day
#491 - benjamesbutton (02/16/2013) [-]
it hurts my eyes
User avatar #163 - ClockTank (02/16/2013) [-]
>Sue her. Jesus. SUE HER BITCH ASS.
User avatar #164 to #163 - bossguycumsplash (02/16/2013) [-]
YES Sue for destruction of your property broseph.
#669 - lambocj (02/16/2013) [-]
Get a friend and do this    
Get a friend and do this

#625 - tomtomvdp (02/16/2013) [-]
Follow the instructions , shown on this gif.
Follow the instructions , shown on this gif.
#544 - vicecomx (02/16/2013) [-]
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#261 - merrymarvelite (02/16/2013) [-]
Why would you break up with her on Valentine's Day?
User avatar #278 to #261 - azraelthemage (02/16/2013) [-]
Valentine's Day actually has the most break ups out of any other day of the year. The day AFTER Valentine's Day holds the number 2 spot for those who didn't have the balls to do it on Valentine's Day.
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