This happens more than I'd like to admit. . pounces on you and grows your butt" :33 lol just kidding, how are you kittycat “my” meoww Hi I where were you two we
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This happens more than I'd like to admit

pounces on you and grows your butt" :33 lol just
kidding, how are you kittycat “my” meoww
Hi I
where were you two weeks ago sexy girl? IE
Iwas studying for my OE exam and had to miss the
meeting
LOL i bet you were doing something else El :33
one of THOSE nights “my”
Iwas reading an etymology dictionary
well ifyou say so IE i can only imagine your body then..
whispers in your ear“ want to know a secret? :33
ithink i might know someone “who has a crush on
you Cii) “my” you' ll never" know LOL
glomps* :33
Okay
you' re so cute :33 "hugs you accidentally touches your
chest"
what are you thinking about sexy? “my” i' m thinking about
youa
chan El
i bet you have a boyfriend :33 what' s his name? “my”
touches your hand“ i can' t wait to see you next week
my” my heart is pounding fast
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User avatar #31 - gabrielgray (11/18/2013) [+] (178 replies)
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This reminds me of that one (´・ω・`) kid that was obsessed with a girl.
#26 - potatos ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Ah, yes.
Every female's dream - a pouncing manchild who accidentally touches your chest in a facebook chat.
User avatar #79 to #26 - tkuja (11/18/2013) [-]
steady yourself
User avatar #169 to #26 - zzforrest (11/18/2013) [-]
How often do females have to deal with this **** ? I hope it's not often, even the sluttiest bitchiest girl doesn't deserve this punishment.
User avatar #172 to #169 - potatos ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I dunno, it happens from time to time. I think almost every girl has had this kind of guy after her at some point.
And when we don't respond to that kind of.... whatever it is... the very same guy will come on sites like FJ and pull out the Friendzone card.

Ya know, women are shallow bitches for not liking every guy that gives us some form of attention.
User avatar #178 to #172 - zzforrest (11/18/2013) [-]
How do you not murder people like this?
User avatar #182 to #178 - potatos ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I wonder the very same every day.
User avatar #184 to #182 - zzforrest (11/18/2013) [-]
You could always try the dishsoap-in-the-pudding trick.
User avatar #472 to #169 - hudis (11/19/2013) [-]
Most of the, erh, closer-than-acquaintance female friends I've had have had to deal with **** like this regularly - obviously in less of a pouncing fashion, but incredibly pushy and perverse advances nonetheless. I don't think it's something us guys can necessarily understand in its entirety.
User avatar #62 to #26 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
i can already hear the sound of panties dropping around the world.
User avatar #1 - mrmarcooler (11/18/2013) [-]
I like that you placed it in morbid. It just feels like the perfect way of saying exactly what you mean about these people, without actually saying anything. Passive-aggressiveness at it's finest.

10/10 will thumb.
User avatar #48 to #1 - endboss (11/18/2013) [-]
oh yeah let's **** up morbid channel with opinions. because this is what I want to see when I browse morbid stuff.

whiny facebook posts.
#266 to #48 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
umad?
User avatar #15 to #1 - Maroon ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Not even passive aggressive. I cringed harder reading this than anything else in morbid.
User avatar #22 to #15 - iwasawa (11/18/2013) [-]
Agreed, this sent more shivers down my spine than anything has so far
#105 - deletedmyaccount (11/18/2013) [-]
I really love when guys talk to me like they're some sort of autistic otaku mentally challenged homosexual.
User avatar #366 to #105 - garymotherfingoak (11/19/2013) [-]
LA AWHTESHUM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FAHNNY

i get the point of the post and mostly agree, but not every awkward action is automatically autism
#397 to #366 - deletedmyaccount (11/19/2013) [-]
Fair enough. In fact, it's kind of entirely not autistic, since he is very outgoing (in at least this situation). I just wanted a lot of adjectives that people would likely associate with behavior that is not particularly socially acceptable.
#502 to #105 - Nickutodeath (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey deleted chan :33333:3D (*^.^*/ how are you desu? I'm so genki da yo. I daisuke you
#504 to #502 - deletedmyaccount (11/19/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're 			*******		 dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#506 to #504 - Nickutodeath (11/19/2013) [-]
That response made my day.
User avatar #555 to #502 - daisuke (11/29/2013) [-]
you summoned me?
#256 to #105 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
It's more of Weeaboo.
User avatar #264 to #256 - schindewolforch (11/18/2013) [-]
its not really otaku, or weeaboo, I prefer to use the correct term: faggot.
#148 to #105 - ragingcalm (11/18/2013) [-]
I really hate it when guys talk to me like they're some sort of autistic otaku mentally challenged homosexual.
#483 to #148 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
hey don't say he is autistic, that is offensive.
Most autists have far more sense then this
#86 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
MFW I actually know people who speak like this
User avatar #318 to #86 - yuukoku (11/18/2013) [-]
We all know people who speak like this. We just sit there and smile and nod as they try to convey something, but they never understand that we want them to shut the **** up and speak like a normal person.
User avatar #363 to #86 - puregarbage (11/19/2013) [-]
I was looking for this comment. I too.. know people.. It is.... it is something... eh
#53 - pappathethird (11/18/2013) [-]
and then ...
#17 - anorselegend (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh god... I... I feel dirty...
Oh god... I... I feel dirty...
#14 - Maroon ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
What the **** ? This is an actual message you got from an actual human being?
User avatar #274 to #14 - stevil (11/18/2013) [-]
Believe it or not man there is an internet society where this stuff happens. This is what people call Roleplaying (RP) over the years it has changed sexting,storyline based, fighting and in the fighting ones you sometimes set up rules with the amount of words and sentences you can use

but this stuff exists on online anime like chat sites , xat.com You need to login to view this link
User avatar #351 to #274 - Maroon ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I used to be big into Gaia.com, so I know the deal with roleplaying threads, but who in god's name would be autistic enough to message someone something like that over facebook?
User avatar #61 to #14 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
weaboos or furries.
#95 to #14 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
When I went to check out my school's anime club, there were so many of these kind of guys, I stopped going. Example: Creeper: Hi Yuki-chan, where you going?  Me: Oh, I'm just going home..  Creeper: Wanna come to my place instead?   Me: No, I should really get going haha  Creeper: Come on! We can play video games in my basement *wink*  Me: Nooo, I don't think so, thanks!  OR~~ Like dudes in facebook   
Alfonse: Yeah, i think I'll stick to community college for now. Yuki.. Why are you so cute in your pictures? It's a compliment!   
Yuki: Ohh, well thanks but not particularly ._.   
Alfonse  Are too... Foo..    
Yuki plzz   
AlfonseBitch... suck this dick right now...And if. You don't... then your cute. Hah ;D   
Yuki I should hit you on the head   
Alfonse Which head? X] Sorry if I don't respond.. I'm very sleepy.  Where do you live? I wanna go over ;D
When I went to check out my school's anime club, there were so many of these kind of guys, I stopped going. Example: Creeper: Hi Yuki-chan, where you going? Me: Oh, I'm just going home.. Creeper: Wanna come to my place instead? Me: No, I should really get going haha Creeper: Come on! We can play video games in my basement *wink* Me: Nooo, I don't think so, thanks! OR~~ Like dudes in facebook
Alfonse: Yeah, i think I'll stick to community college for now. Yuki.. Why are you so cute in your pictures? It's a compliment!
Yuki: Ohh, well thanks but not particularly ._.
Alfonse Are too... Foo..
Yuki plzz
AlfonseBitch... suck this dick right now...And if. You don't... then your cute. Hah ;D
Yuki I should hit you on the head
Alfonse Which head? X] Sorry if I don't respond.. I'm very sleepy. Where do you live? I wanna go over ;D
User avatar #533 to #95 - darkdanger (11/19/2013) [-]
Christ...
User avatar #16 to #14 - gallusnasus (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm with this ************ right here. What the actual **** ? Does that work for him? Is there some actual reason that he thinks that's the correct way to approach someone?
User avatar #12 - chuckbillrow (11/18/2013) [-]
the blue woman is nothing short of a saint for putting up with the advances of the obviously retarded red gentleman
#253 to #12 - output (11/18/2013) [-]
i think the right thing to do is to put him out of his misery
#179 to #12 - skullzer (11/18/2013) [-]
red could be a girl
#41 - minorian (11/18/2013) [-]
Gotta admit I cringed at one point.
User avatar #49 - bigblacknegro (11/18/2013) [-]
he's raping this emoticon ":3"
User avatar #257 to #49 - wermii (11/18/2013) [-]
<=========8
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=8
:3
User avatar #258 to #257 - wermii (11/18/2013) [-]
******* SMILEYS RUINING MY FUN
#331 to #257 - HarvietheDinkle (11/18/2013) [-]
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
User avatar #52 to #49 - karson (11/18/2013) [-]
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*hugs you and accidentally slaps you in face with dick*

:3
User avatar #54 to #52 - randomathon (11/18/2013) [-]
*glomps you and accidentally penetrates your anus* :33333333333333333
#176 to #54 - asmathiel ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #535 to #176 - iwebby (11/19/2013) [-]
goddammit what episode is this from?
(if this is supernatural)
User avatar #83 to #54 - majestispaceduck ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
what is a glomp?
User avatar #84 to #83 - randomathon (11/18/2013) [-]
some retarded thing those kind of people do. It's like a hug rape.
User avatar #85 to #84 - majestispaceduck ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
thats just weird.
User avatar #430 to #52 - obsessedfry (11/19/2013) [-]
All the ******* :3s and i think it's gonna be another joke. YOU BETRAYED ME
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User avatar #532 to #52 - vissova (11/19/2013) [-]
*accidentally rapes the **** out of you and then slits your throat and rams cock into throat whole and jizzes and then runs and then is now wanted and leaves the country and is now depressed and vows to start a new and better life and not drink and do drugs anymore and has a family and puts the murderous past of mine behind me*
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#57 - laxwarriord (11/18/2013) [-]
Im sorry, what in the actual 			****		 is a glomp?
Im sorry, what in the actual **** is a glomp?
#187 to #57 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
It a flying hug
#312 to #57 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
I think its when people jump on you and hug you all aggressive and stuff.
#399 to #57 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
It's a 'tackle hug.'
#145 to #57 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
its kind of like giving a surprise piggyback.

you just jump onto them. but from anywhere
User avatar #60 to #57 - thegrimreaver (11/18/2013) [-]
In essence, it's a tackle-hug.
#74 to #60 - fuckthemhipsters (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up.
Thanks for clearing that up.
#146 to #57 - ragingcalm (11/18/2013) [-]
To be honest I thought it was when you took a huge bite out of something...
To be honest I thought it was when you took a huge bite out of something...
#37 - ehzio (11/18/2013) [-]
Wait a second, I've seen girls going like this before, but this is a guy? What? why?
#96 - envinite (11/18/2013) [-]
*screaming internally* :33 this made me cringe lol ^w^     
i bet this was made by those retarded baka chan *hugs while accidentally ejaculate to K-ON dvd cover* LOL :33333333333      
    
   
 I need a really cold bath after writing this
*screaming internally* :33 this made me cringe lol ^w^
i bet this was made by those retarded baka chan *hugs while accidentally ejaculate to K-ON dvd cover* LOL :33333333333


I need a really cold bath after writing this
#549 to #96 - anon (11/21/2013) [-]
silly gaijin
lol :33
*accidentally makes an accident on your chest*
opps, sorry ^/////////////////^;;;; didn't mean for that to be sent lol
#59 - gabemczombie (11/18/2013) [-]
Highly disturbing
Highly disturbing
#18 - freaxxshow ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #18 - iwebby (11/18/2013) [-]
Does anyone know what episode this is from?
User avatar #102 to #43 - nittsurri (11/18/2013) [-]
It from the episode where they meet cupid
User avatar #94 to #43 - freaxxshow ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
no sorry..
User avatar #11 - jesusfrankenstein (11/18/2013) [-]
I can't believe I found this **** cute when I was in high school.. SO glad I grew out of that phase. If anyone tried to talk to me like that now I'd slap the **** out of them.
User avatar #13 to #11 - akho (11/18/2013) [-]
Why? It's adorable.

Surely we'd appreciate a more classy approach, but hell, diversity is fun.
User avatar #55 to #13 - isenseven (11/18/2013) [-]
how about no, you weeaboo **** .
User avatar #320 to #13 - jesusfrankenstein (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, no. I once dated a guy who talked like this to me over the messenger, and he turned out to be a furry fetish freak with no job, no social skills, was obsessed with this stupid game called Viva Pinata, and was, in general, going nowhere in life.
#562 to #13 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
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#78 - Mozzak (11/18/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I started hating anime. I liked it before and then I realized that all of the people I know who watch it are obnoxious, weird little cunts and that's all they ever talk about.
One of the reasons I started hating anime. I liked it before and then I realized that all of the people I know who watch it are obnoxious, weird little cunts and that's all they ever talk about.
#103 to #78 - katha (11/18/2013) [-]
Anime really does have a weird fanbase. I too know a guy who tends to be a bit like that, but far from as extreme... Luckily, those of my friends who watch anime aren't creepy like that, and though I too enjoy anime, I consider myself non-creepy when it comes to this type of thing.   
   
The weirdest thing though, is people who don't watch anime and still behave like such weirdos.
Anime really does have a weird fanbase. I too know a guy who tends to be a bit like that, but far from as extreme... Luckily, those of my friends who watch anime aren't creepy like that, and though I too enjoy anime, I consider myself non-creepy when it comes to this type of thing.

The weirdest thing though, is people who don't watch anime and still behave like such weirdos.
#167 to #78 - zzforrest (11/18/2013) [-]
I still like anime. My best cure for those ******* weirdos is to be really smart and help popular kids with homework. It's really surprising how many friends I have purely from taking advantage of this.
While I'm helping them with their grades and that's their gain, the thing is is that grades won't ******* matter if you're **** at school. I get both to be seen as cool and also I get away from those freaky weaboos.
User avatar #170 to #78 - bonlino (11/18/2013) [-]
i am part of this fanbase, and i dont speak like this. heck, i find it retarded beyond belief, and am ashamed to be associated with it. but regarding the people below me, i do talk about anime alot, but i know when people either dont know what the **** im on about or dont care, and move onto a normal topic instead. i cant stand people who live life as thier fandom, its kinda wierd for EVERY fandom.
#100 to #78 - booped (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm in that boat too. I have a friend on Steam who is in love with anime and I've told him about 3 times that    
1.) I don't know any 			*******		 Japanese so stop saying things like &quot;OMG just watched echi - san&quot;. And then expect me to know completely what you're talking about.    
2.) The only anime I've ever watched is Dokuro Chan... And only like 3 episodes.    
3.) I really just don't like anime.   
And yet he still talks to me about it...
I'm in that boat too. I have a friend on Steam who is in love with anime and I've told him about 3 times that
1.) I don't know any ******* Japanese so stop saying things like "OMG just watched echi - san". And then expect me to know completely what you're talking about.
2.) The only anime I've ever watched is Dokuro Chan... And only like 3 episodes.
3.) I really just don't like anime.
And yet he still talks to me about it...
User avatar #551 to #100 - booped (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh, and he just sent me a message, " OMG, We have 4 echi's in our class. v3v." See what i mean?
#4 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
I can't believe there's actually people like this...
#34 to #4 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
There's A LOT of them on funnyjunk, ie amissingmouse
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