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The fucking pain

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Submitted: 09/05/2012
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#7 - aconfuseddonut (09/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I cry evertim...
User avatar #63 - hadzz (09/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> sees cut on dick
> puts something thats 62% alcohol on it

Your stupidity is beyond me, I'm glad it ******* hurt.
#12 - mrastrozombie (09/06/2012) [-]
"havent cried that hard since Hitler died."   
   
   
   
Jesus Christ, FJ is being good to me today.
"havent cried that hard since Hitler died."



Jesus Christ, FJ is being good to me today.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/05/2012) [+] (13 replies)
you could just have used spit
User avatar #2 to #1 - wisedog (09/05/2012) [-]
Or tears
#109 - trevo (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
where were you when hitler died
User avatar #104 - tonyspinners (09/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Idiot. Simple solution to no lube.
>Jack off without lube
>Collect cum in hand
>Travel back in time to jack off fest
>Realize you spilled half the cum in the time travel bathtub.
>Go back to get it
>Slip on said cum

Scream in horror as you wake up from this dream only to find the entire class staring at you as you have a hand covered in **** , anus pointing at teacher, holding your penis with the other hand which is covered in tartar sauce.

Shooting up the school is entirely optional at this point.
#80 - adambombgoesboom (09/06/2012) [-]
you see, charles darwin called this "survival of the fittest"
#131 - richnourishing (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#24 - kazey (09/06/2012) [-]
>Use the gel, it touches the cut on my penis   
   
>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
>Use the gel, it touches the cut on my penis

>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
#121 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
>Since Hitler died
>Hitler died

Since when!?
#68 - taygah (09/06/2012) [-]
#114 - frysfrys (09/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So, you don't have lube, you say? How about vaseline? How about lotion? Or, why not just take a shower and jack off then? Why would you be THAT stupid to use anti-bacterial gel on your penis? Honestly, could you get any more stupid?
#106 - lonelyboy (09/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
hfw
#112 to #106 - atoaster (09/06/2012) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
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#52 - guto (09/06/2012) [-]
well done OP
well done OP
#44 - esimmij (09/06/2012) [-]
>implying Hitler is dead
#132 - crushman (09/06/2012) [-]
MFW Hitler died
MFW Hitler died
#87 - shutes (09/06/2012) [-]
He still finished though
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