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Submitted: 09/05/2012
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#7 - aconfuseddonut (09/06/2012) [-]
I cry evertim...
#92 to #7 - bensho (09/06/2012) [-]
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#45 to #7 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
User avatar #56 to #7 - xxpiexx (09/06/2012) [-]
I still think it should've been "Hitler Didn't Dew Anything Wrong"
User avatar #10 to #7 - dafuqisdisshit ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
MOUNTAIN JEW
User avatar #46 to #10 - razthough (09/06/2012) [-]
Mount a Jew?
User avatar #153 to #46 - dafuqisdisshit ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
i nearly died laughing! i have never looked at it that way
#12 - mrastrozombie (09/06/2012) [-]
"havent cried that hard since Hitler died."   
   
   
   
Jesus Christ, FJ is being good to me today.
"havent cried that hard since Hitler died."



Jesus Christ, FJ is being good to me today.
#109 - trevo (09/06/2012) [-]
where were you when hitler died
User avatar #119 to #109 - omgitztom (09/06/2012) [-]
"hitler is kill"

"no"
User avatar #63 - hadzz (09/06/2012) [-]
> sees cut on dick
> puts something thats 62% alcohol on it

Your stupidity is beyond me, I'm glad it ******* hurt.
#66 to #63 - jgcamaro (09/06/2012) [-]
**jgcamaro rolls 79** percent alcohol actually
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#80 - adambombgoesboom (09/06/2012) [-]
you see, charles darwin called this "survival of the fittest"
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/05/2012) [-]
you could just have used spit
User avatar #15 to #1 - zerokiller (09/06/2012) [-]
My friends say using spit is gross and will give you nasty stds and **** . I was like "And getting a blow job is any different?" My friends are retards.
User avatar #17 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/06/2012) [-]
I must agree you friends sound dumb as ****
User avatar #8 to #1 - xanjr (09/06/2012) [-]
As a medfag I can tell that you would be in a world of pain with that cut being infected.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/06/2012) [-]
well yeah but, I"ve never once had something get infected
#5 to #1 - jazargo (09/05/2012) [-]
In hindsight that would have been a lot less painful
In hindsight that would have been a lot less painful
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/05/2012) [-]
yeah just kinda got use sometimes spit don't make the best lube does work just not well.
User avatar #14 to #6 - zerokiller (09/06/2012) [-]
Depends on what you drank, like spit right after soda works just as good as lube.
User avatar #16 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/06/2012) [-]
that would work really good
User avatar #2 to #1 - wisedog (09/05/2012) [-]
Or tears
User avatar #3 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/05/2012) [-]
both both ^w^
#77 to #2 - davegrowl (09/06/2012) [-]
Or the blood of your enemies.
User avatar #134 to #2 - ibangbabys (09/06/2012) [-]
OR BLOOD
#131 - richnourishing (09/06/2012) [-]
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#24 - kazey (09/06/2012) [-]
>Use the gel, it touches the cut on my penis   
   
>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
>Use the gel, it touches the cut on my penis

>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
#121 - anon (09/06/2012) [-]
>Haven't cried that hard since Hitler died
>Since Hitler died
>Hitler died

Since when!?
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User avatar #123 to #122 - lcarnage (09/06/2012) [-]
It's obviously just for the purpose of the joke, how could anyone take that seriously?
#68 - taygah (09/06/2012) [-]
+10
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#52 - guto (09/06/2012) [-]
well done OP
well done OP
#44 - esimmij (09/06/2012) [-]
>implying Hitler is dead
User avatar #104 - tonyspinners (09/06/2012) [-]
Idiot. Simple solution to no lube.
>Jack off without lube
>Collect cum in hand
>Travel back in time to jack off fest
>Realize you spilled half the cum in the time travel bathtub.
>Go back to get it
>Slip on said cum

Scream in horror as you wake up from this dream only to find the entire class staring at you as you have a hand covered in **** , anus pointing at teacher, holding your penis with the other hand which is covered in tartar sauce.

Shooting up the school is entirely optional at this point.
#105 to #104 - jazargo (09/06/2012) [-]
OP approves
#108 to #105 - tonyspinners (09/06/2012) [-]
Oh **** , OP saw my comment
#132 - crushman (09/06/2012) [-]
MFW Hitler died
MFW Hitler died
#106 - lonelyboy (09/06/2012) [-]
hfw
#112 to #106 - atoaster (09/06/2012) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
#116 to #112 - lonelyboy (09/06/2012) [-]
thank you, i will
thank you, i will
#53 - purplebananagit (09/06/2012) [-]
Well 			****
Well ****
#120 - AlphaQhard (09/06/2012) [-]
>jacking off   
>look for lotion to help me   
>find pink bottle   
>generously squirt in hand   
>continue jacking off   
>feel burn on penis   
>oh well, continue   
>notice cuts   
>			****		, i 			*******		 masturbated with Nair.   
MFW
>jacking off
>look for lotion to help me
>find pink bottle
>generously squirt in hand
>continue jacking off
>feel burn on penis
>oh well, continue
>notice cuts
> **** , i ******* masturbated with Nair.
MFW
#126 to #120 - azsx (09/06/2012) [-]
from?
User avatar #151 to #120 - tkuja (09/06/2012) [-]
i used tanning lotion once, years ago

it's still black as the coal that is your heart
#155 to #120 - nair (09/18/2012) [-]
DONT TOUCH ME
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