The Most Bizarre Suicide. Just a morbid story I found that I thought I'd share... i wish it were true... Django unblack
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The Most Bizarre Suicide

The Most Bizarre Suicide. Just a morbid story I found that I thought I'd share... i wish it were true...

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Just a morbid story I found that I thought I'd share.

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Submitted: 12/10/2012
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#32 - footboob (12/11/2012) [-]
i wish it were true...
User avatar #52 to #32 - pawnman (12/11/2012) [-]
But how do i know that Wikipedia is telling the truth?
#15 - dpc (12/11/2012) [-]
written by M. Night Shamylamadingdong
#2 - dmagen (12/11/2012) [-]
wait.
what if the son knew about the safety net, but to make his mom and dad regret that they cut his financial support , he wanted to made it look like he tried to commit suicide?
User avatar #23 to #2 - MacheteJoe (12/11/2012) [-]
I would say still a suicide since he loaded the gun. Or did he murder his self?
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#39 - Sylphion (12/11/2012) [-]
Well worth the read
Well worth the read
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#33 to #27 - bendahen (12/11/2012) [-]
Or maybe you just think it does.
Or maybe you just think it does.
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#55 to #34 - shadovfox ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
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#91 - jimmyprice ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
#77 - lolollo (12/11/2012) [-]
The Universe was feeling particularly clever that week, it seems...
The Universe was feeling particularly clever that week, it seems...
User avatar #74 - pankilord (12/11/2012) [-]
Once, a man tried to kill himself. Being unsuccessful at every other attempt, he decided to not leave it up to fate this time.

He went to the top of a building, hung a noose around his neck, grabbed a gun, took 3 bottles of pills and jumped.

On the way down, he attempted to shoot himself in the head. He missed, and the bullet shot through the rope, cutting it. Upon reaching the ground, he ended up landing in a pool, landing on his stomach and thus hurling up all the poison/drugs he took. He survived the fall.

...But it's cool, because he died of hypothermia on the way to the hospital.
User avatar #50 - Scenekid (12/11/2012) [-]
I can see how this can be a suicide. But I can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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User avatar #88 - andyshandy (12/11/2012) [-]
If only the story had a magnum instead of a shotgun.

Then it would've been Dr Mills' magnum opus.
#141 to #88 - Rascal (12/12/2012) [-]
You glorious son of a bitch...
User avatar #59 - themastertroller (12/11/2012) [-]
written by M. Night Shyamalan
#86 to #59 - fuckedbyapony (12/11/2012) [-]
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#67 to #59 - jokerja ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Here, have this.
#84 to #59 - shyamalan (12/11/2012) [-]
I did not write this. Not one bit.
User avatar #43 - redking (12/11/2012) [-]
So if you meant to kill a rat with rat poison but someone stole the poison and fed it to a cow who was then eaten by vegetarians you are guilty?



But they were vegetarians... WHY WERE THEY EATING A COW!?



#49 - pulpunderground ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
some things I even... but not this
#26 - dasixteenguy (12/11/2012) [-]
So he was upset that his father shot someone else and his attempt failed he decided to jump making him the guy that got shot?
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User avatar #143 to #28 - dasixteenguy (12/12/2012) [-]
but he was pissed off that the plan failed because the dad shot someone other than his mother. That someone was himself. So he was pissed he was going to die in the future.
#90 - charleslangdon (12/11/2012) [-]
this joke is literally 5+ years old. i remember our math teacher telling us this story in 8th grade and im a freshman in college now.
User avatar #108 to #90 - TheHutchie (12/11/2012) [-]
It's not a joke, it's a true story and was mentioned on QI.
User avatar #122 to #90 - HarvietheDinkle (12/11/2012) [-]
Joke?
#71 - Rascal (12/11/2012) [-]
Straight from Wikipedia:

"Ronald Opus is the subject of a fictional murder case often misreported as a true story.
The story was originally told by Don Harper Mills, then president of the American Academy of Forensic Sciences, in a speech at a banquet in 1987. After it began to circulate on the Internet as a factual story and attained the status of urban legend, Mills stated that he made it up as an illustrative anecdote..."
User avatar #37 - thedarkestrogue (12/11/2012) [-]
Holy **** . That was great.
#138 - awesomenessdefined (12/12/2012) [-]
Now, this is a good read.
#145 to #138 - Rascal (12/12/2012) [-]
all of my wat
User avatar #164 to #138 - djChives (12/23/2012) [-]
i cri ever tim
#148 to #138 - cynicalskin (12/12/2012) [-]
Really. I usually like stuff like that but it was actually a good story until the ending.
#144 to #138 - KabulMan (12/12/2012) [-]
Duuuude, did not expect that ending

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