The Midnight Man. Make sure you do it in a very big house, or preferably an abandoned building like a hospital or school.. THE GAME The Midnight Cram e" is an o
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The Midnight Man

Make sure you do it in a very big house, or preferably an abandoned building like a hospital or school.

THE GAME
The Midnight Cram e" is an old pagan ritual us ed mainly as punishment fer these who
have broken the laws of the pagan reli yen in question. While it is mainly used as a scare
tactic net dis Abey the gods, there is still a very existent chance death these wha
play the Midnight Game and there is an even higher chance permanent mental
scarring. It is highly rece amended that yen DON" T PLAY THE MIDNIGHT GAME!
But, fer these few thrill seekers searching far a rush er far these delving into obscure
occult rituals; these are the simple instructions en haw play. De so at year exam risk. -.
INS TRUC TIONS
It must be exactly 1200 AM when yen begin performing the ritual,
ether's it will net work. Materials required include a candle, a weeden deer: at least
ene drop of year exam bleed: a piece of paper, matches er a lighter, and salt. If you are
playing with multiple peeple they will all need their exam the aforementioned materials
and will have perform the steps below separately.
Step l: Write year full name (first, middie, and last) en a piece of paper and put at least
one drop of your bleed ente the paper- Mew it soak inte the paper.
Step 2: Turn eff all the lights in the hens e. Go year frend deer: which must be we oden,
and place the paper with your name in frend of it. New take the candle and light it. Place
the candle en top of the paper with year name.
Step 3: Knee}: en year own deer 22 times (the hem.‘ MUST be 12 :00 AM upen the final
be ck), then epin the deer: blew ent the candle, and ch, the deer- Ten have just
allowed the "Midnight Man" into your hens e.
111: Immediately relight your candle.
This is where the game b elins. Ten mu st new lurk amend your new completely dark
hense with the lit candle in hand. Yew goal is avoid the Midnight Man at all m sts
until exactly 3: 33 AM Should year candle ever em: then that means the Midnight
Man is near yen- Yen must relight the candle within the next 10 seconds. If yen are
unsuccessful in relighting the candle, yen must then immediately surround years elf with
a circle of salt. If yen are unsuccessful in bath of these, the Midnight Man will then
induce a hallucination of year greatest fear, which will last until 3 :33 AM. If yen are
successful in relighting the candle, then yen may pro ceed- If yen are successful in
creating the circle of salt, yen must remain within the circle until 3 :33 AM Yen must
continue until 3: 33 AM withint being attacked by the Midnight Man er being trapped
within the circle salt ta win the Midnight Game. The Midnight Man will then leave at
3: 33 AM and yen will be safe pre ceed with year meming-
Addition: Indications that yen are near the Midnight Man include sudden drop in
temperature, seeing a pure black, humane id figure threeoh the darkness, and very saft
whispering coming ham an indiscernible saurce. If yen experience any of these it is
advised that yen leave the area ta avoid the Midnight Man.
Staying in ene spet the entire game will only result in the Midnight Man finding yen- It is
highly advised yen continue miving threatment the game.
IND NOT turn en any lights during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT use a flashlight during the Midnight Game.
IND NOT go sleep during the Midnight Game
DO NOT use anither person' s bleed en year name.
DO NOT use a lighter ta substitute fer a candle. It will net weder.
AND DEFINITELY IND NOT attempt privelage the Midnight Man in ANY WAY.
That is all. Have fim.
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User avatar #56 - limeboy (05/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
DONT DO THIS SERIOUSLY!!!
i did this and the midnight man stole my bike!
User avatar #38 - the one and only (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Actually tried this, :v I didn't relit my candle, stood there and had hallucinations of dolls walking towards me (had fear of dolls)

So yeah when you play this, please, for the love of god, please don't eat shrooms before playing this
#6 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Start the game
>Fuck moving around to avoid shit
>Just sit in circle of salt entire time
>You Mad MidnightFag?
#49 - fuckyourflamingos (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Follows instructions perfectly. Midnight man doesn't show up
#85 - kjera (05/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'll just get the day man to fight him.
#148 - azab (05/13/2012) [-]
>be black
>see dumbass white kids light candle on top of paper and put outside front door
>bitch knockin on the door. 22 mothafuckin times
>dumbass.
>whitey opens door and blows out candle
>I'M GOIN IN
>see kid running away from the noise of my breathing
>cold air emenating off me
>don't care
>free tv
>rape

#1 - clinomania ONLINE (05/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What happens when you win?
User avatar #4 to #1 - kierano (05/12/2012) [-]
Biscuits
#143 - theist (05/13/2012) [+] (11 replies)
mfw i would just sit in a circle of salt all night
mfw i would just sit in a circle of salt all night
#5 - oreck (05/12/2012) [-]
Douchebag OP
"tells you game will kill you and not to play it"
"Gives you instructions on how to play"
#82 - sidheim (05/13/2012) [-]
Its obviously just a nigger trying to burgle my house. Midnight man my ass.
#119 - tragicgamer (05/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Made me think of this
#87 - rachelraptorrar (05/13/2012) [-]
mfw staying in the circle of salt.
#76 - afghandrow (05/13/2012) [-]
I did this game once but the midnight man caught me and he then held me down and ate out my asshole. then he stole my xbox that is when I found out he was a burglar FML
#228 - ministerforbes (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Stand in room until candle blows out.
>take dick out and begin masturbating
>tell midnight man "this is for you..."mr. Man"
>do not allow Midnight Man to escape

#79 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
My greatest fear is Emma Watson naked!
#47 - woojestonie (05/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**woojestonie rolled a random image posted in comment #4306655 at FJ Pony Thread **
what if my greatest fear was the midnight man inducing hallucinations of my greatest fear?

User avatar #90 - wrought (05/13/2012) [-]
QUICK SQUIRDWARD DRAW A CIRCLE WITH YOUR SALT
*horrific screaming*
THAT'S MORE OF AN OVAL
#46 - naeoro (05/13/2012) [-]
*perverse sexual thoughts about midnight man*
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