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The Horror

Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes
A year old man from
Eris]: we was left with no
alternative but to watch an entire
concept with his eyes, after: he
I was pretty gutted when I
realised what I' d done. It' s not
every day that you get to lo air at a
video an yam phone," Christian
Howard, of Holland Park said.
Despite being phoneless, Mr Howard decided to stay on at the concert anyway.
My mates thaught I was crazy. It was pretty weird, I must admit. I had no idea
what to do with my hands. And everything seemed really large and vivid. It was
almost as if I was actually there".
Mr Howard said he rushed home after: the concert to watch a downgrade
receeding of the concert on Youtube. "At least I feel like Fire got my money' s
werth now," he said.
mistakenly left his phone at home.
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#6 - xdiabolicx (12/11/2013) [-]
This 			****		 pissed me right the 			****		 off when I see 600 'live' videos on youtube of the song I'm looking up when all I want is the original album version.
This **** pissed me right the **** off when I see 600 'live' videos on youtube of the song I'm looking up when all I want is the original album version.
User avatar #99 to #6 - noblekira (12/11/2013) [-]
As I've found most official videos are banned in Germany, we have to watch live videos or covers :/
#21 to #6 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
spotify? cheap and you can use it on your phone
User avatar #25 to #21 - pepemex (12/11/2013) [-]
Youtube? Free and you can use it on your PC.
User avatar #40 to #25 - ninjahitman (12/11/2013) [-]
You can use it on your phone also.
User avatar #41 to #40 - pepemex (12/11/2013) [-]
Only on those fancy phones with Internet access
User avatar #42 to #41 - ninjahitman (12/11/2013) [-]
So most modern phones?
User avatar #43 to #42 - pepemex (12/11/2013) [-]
I don't know if "most", but mine doesn't even have colors.
#114 to #25 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
but the thing was that he wanted to find the song he was looking for and not a bunch of covers you dumb ****
#14 to #6 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
Then you go ahead and buy the ******* album.
User avatar #17 to #14 - Kingsteveooo (12/11/2013) [-]
Maybe if the album was worth it. When Albums now only have 1 maybe 2 good songs at best on them.. why would i waste my money on the on that?

I have no problem buying an old album, where every song was a good one.
User avatar #32 to #17 - AdamBaum (12/11/2013) [-]
hipster alert
User avatar #98 to #17 - ugoboom (12/11/2013) [-]
what kind of music do you even listen to?
User avatar #76 to #17 - zombifier (12/11/2013) [-]
iTunes, you get to pick and choose
#65 to #17 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
Then buy the song on itunes.
User avatar #75 to #65 - cdsams (12/11/2013) [-]
I don't bite the 99 cents **** . If you are charging that rate to listen to your song when the majority of it isn't even actual musicianship, I'm going to pirate it with a smile.
User avatar #81 to #75 - spceinvdr (12/11/2013) [-]
600 plus songs pirated and counting

User avatar #28 to #6 - undeadwill (12/11/2013) [-]
Or a million covers of that song
User avatar #66 to #28 - unncommon (12/11/2013) [-]
And a thousand instrumentals so that way you can cover the song.
User avatar #101 to #66 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
lol **** I've never had any of your guys's problems
User avatar #3 - commontroll (12/11/2013) [-]
It really does piss me off on how many people record concerts now. Seriously, who the hell wants to watch your ****** recording of a show they didn't care enough about to go to?
User avatar #104 to #3 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
I like watching videos of concerts I've been to for nostalgia purposes or just so I don't forget them
User avatar #106 to #3 - Durp (12/11/2013) [-]
most of the time the concert I want to go to is halfway around the world from me. So yeah, I rely on fancams (unless they're absolutely horrid) for that.
User avatar #4 to #3 - misfitxcreepx (12/11/2013) [-]
I must say, There are a few bands that don't come through where I live very often, or anywhere close enough to justify driving to see. It is nice to be able to look up videos of their other live shows to hold me off until they do pass through
User avatar #111 to #4 - commontroll (12/12/2013) [-]
However, what are the odds that every single person that records it will have people like you watch it?
User avatar #8 to #3 - admiralen ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
i think most people do it to show family and friends though
User avatar #9 to #8 - basilbrush (12/11/2013) [-]
"who the hell wants to watch your ****** recording of a show they didn't care enough about to go to?"
Family and friends are included in this.
User avatar #13 to #9 - admiralen ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
im pretty sure a lot of family and friends act differently than yours do
User avatar #19 to #13 - Kingsteveooo (12/11/2013) [-]
sure, they might watch it, but that doesn't mean they care. They are being nice, by doing something they don't want to do. Save them the troubles.
User avatar #20 to #19 - admiralen ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
>implying some people dont enjoy watching things and spending time with their family
User avatar #15 to #3 - paulohd (12/11/2013) [-]
I record a few videos for myself. I don't post them online, I just watch them whenever I had a ****** day and remember how great it was to see my favorite bands live. It's a great way to cheer yourself up.
User avatar #18 to #15 - daorien (12/11/2013) [-]
I think people just became lazier and blunter, they just don't seem to talk that much anymore, instead of describing some event in their own words and feelings they just shove a picture or a recording in your face and go "look how much fun i had". I personaly don't take my phone to concerts, because i want to live that experience not look at it throug camera lense.

I get people who take few pictures , one or two videos for memories. My philosophy on the matter is that if I can't remember it it wasn't worth it and if I forget it anyway then I would forget I took pictures and/or videos either
User avatar #10 - spyrothehedgehog (12/11/2013) [-]
But How Can The Concert Be Real If His Eyes Aren't Real?
#74 to #10 - kroople (12/11/2013) [-]
But his forehead is real
#33 to #10 - Gigsta (12/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 to #2 - cdsams (12/11/2013) [-]
In case you missed it...
User avatar #84 to #78 - lype (12/11/2013) [-]
you missed some
#22 - neggernegernger (12/11/2013) [-]
Buying an expensive ticket just to film the whole concert with your phone, then going home uploading the videos on to youtube to get ************** videos with 300 views each
#38 - FatherPedobear (12/11/2013) [-]
I went to a Hoodie Allen concert and after one of his songs was finished he said "All those phone screens out there used to be lighters. What happened?"
User avatar #73 to #38 - bomberbib (12/11/2013) [-]
I think thats partially because less people smoke and so don't have any reason to carry a lighter around....
User avatar #79 to #73 - cdsams (12/11/2013) [-]
I would carry a lighter around just because I'm an anarchist who lights **** on fire.
User avatar #82 to #79 - spceinvdr (12/11/2013) [-]
I.......I do too!!!!
User avatar #55 - zzforrest (12/11/2013) [-]
So is the Shovel a counter-part "news" source of the Onion?
#57 - phudgepacker (12/11/2013) [-]
This is brilliant
#77 to #57 - vgmddg ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
#12 - ebdac (12/11/2013) [-]
Is this even real?
User avatar #39 to #12 - ninjahitman (12/11/2013) [-]
#26 to #12 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
No. It isn't. How could you even think it was?
#1 - octaviano ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Too morbid, buddy.   
Who'd even THINK of doing that?
Too morbid, buddy.
Who'd even THINK of doing that?
#62 - arreatface (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god going to a concert without cell phone ? HORROR !
#112 to #62 - vissova (12/12/2013) [-]
Is... Is that Spongenbob?
What the **** happened? I don't remember ever seeing that!
User avatar #56 - froggets (12/11/2013) [-]
I usually don't film at concerts, I rather take some pictures, if I wanted to see the clips live again, I would've bought the ******* DVD.. but pictures are something you can't get, or atleast not personal pictures
#63 to #56 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
Just like you cant get personal videos...
User avatar #72 to #63 - froggets (12/11/2013) [-]
Well, yea, but I don't like hearing the girl next to me shout out the lyrics in a half tone below original tone
#27 - nehger **User deleted account** (12/11/2013) [-]
Requesting that gif where the guys phone accidentally gets knocked out of his hand at a concert
#11 - thisoneworks (12/11/2013) [-]
forest lake reporting in
User avatar #44 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
I remember the day when we would just go to a concert and listen to the ******* music not wave our phones around and scream like faggots. Kids these days don't know how to act and the music they listen to isn't even music. **** this generation, it's retarded.
#109 to #44 - kevinipples (12/11/2013) [-]
you're a faggot, aren't you squidward?
#85 to #44 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
This is bait you guillible *****
User avatar #86 to #85 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
no it's not, it's legit you wonderful people
User avatar #87 to #86 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 to #87 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
i love you, now bend over
User avatar #89 to #88 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
idk das kinda gay tho
User avatar #90 to #89 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
no homo
User avatar #91 to #90 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #93 to #92 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
top kek
User avatar #94 to #93 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
i bet this is the first time you thumb up somebody with XD in their comment. This must be so painful for you... Why don't you press that red little downthumb next to it and I'll make the pain go away honey
User avatar #95 to #94 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 to #95 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
suit yourself, BTW, I'm going positive, if this keeps going, I'll be 400 positive in no time
User avatar #97 to #96 - mvtjets (12/11/2013) [-]
das pretty cool breh
User avatar #46 to #44 - jordoguy (12/11/2013) [-]
People have screamed like little faggots at concerts since the 60's.
User avatar #52 to #46 - whiteblob (12/11/2013) [-]
Let you in on a secret it's a troll.
User avatar #47 to #46 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
No they haven't and we had good music back then
User avatar #48 to #47 - jordoguy (12/11/2013) [-]
I Want To Hold Your Hand (Live) - The Beatles on Ed Sullivan Show .......
User avatar #53 to #47 - waterbottlemanboy (12/11/2013) [-]
The Beatles had to stop performing live because of how much the people would scream and never ******* stop.
User avatar #54 to #53 - youmotherfather (12/11/2013) [-]
i don't care
User avatar #69 - Churd (12/11/2013) [-]
when i go to concerts i like to call all of my friends, if its a good show i can talk on my phone for the whole thing.
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