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User avatar #16 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say... I was supposed to have a twin. She died in the womb, but never came out. I absorbed her completely. There's some odd side effects. I'm male, but I have a medical issue that only impacts women. I also have ONE ovary. No uterus, just one ovary that formed from the same gamete as the testes.
As a result, my genetics are XXY. Not the typical XY.
User avatar #74 to #16 - lazaman (05/22/2012) [-]
did you get the ovary removed? Do you have a small dick because of it? You have an extra chromosome, So does that mean you can Potato?
User avatar #35 to #16 - toomas (05/22/2012) [-]
Then you have Kleinfelter's Syndrome and are at an increased risk (for a male) of developing breast cancer later in life - keep an eye on that.
User avatar #102 to #35 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
-nods- I already had a small scare with that. One of my nips developed a lump under it. Got it checked out, they told me it's a benign growth. -phew!- Then it just stopped, and now I have a slightly puffy nipple. :D
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User avatar #27 to #26 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
No, as I said, I don't have a uterus. If you meant can I still get a woman pregnant, the answer is yes. I'm still fertile.

Also, if someone wanted to get technical- You could harvest an egg from my one ovary. And then fertilize it with my sperm. And have a genuine mini-me. Since all the genetic material would be coming from me.
User avatar #81 to #27 - finnjevel (05/22/2012) [-]
WTF dude that **** sounds really awesome! I wanna be there when it happens.
User avatar #68 to #27 - Mawxter (05/22/2012) [-]
What if you did that and your child just so happened to be a midget too? How incredible would that be?
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#59 to #27 - morrisseyelise **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#104 to #59 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
Deal. :D And as a thank you, feel free to use this coupon.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
Yes, I do want to get technical, and no, you can't have a genuine mini-you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
Not literally. But it would carry all of it's genetic material from me.
User avatar #105 to #29 - AnonsForSure ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's true.
User avatar #22 to #16 - Kamesakke (05/22/2012) [-]
Dude.....That is AWESOME!
User avatar #23 to #22 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
You'd think so, until I get a nasty aching pain between the 3rd and the 10th every month, on the left side where the ovary is. xD On the plus side, the extra estrogen hormones make my skin nice and smooth, and my hair silky. XD

So, it's not all bad? :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - Kamesakke (05/22/2012) [-]
Well, I'm saying it's awesome because it kind of makes you stand out as an individual. Genetic mutations are awesome! I just wish most of mine weren't neurological nor intestinal.
#25 to #24 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
I'm... a mutant?    
   
What super powers do I get? :D
I'm... a mutant?

What super powers do I get? :D
User avatar #54 to #25 - chevah (05/22/2012) [-]
not to drive the conversation away but mutations are awesome :D I have one green eye one blue
User avatar #42 to #25 - narr (05/22/2012) [-]
Are you really effeminate?
#103 to #42 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
Yes actually, I am. I have people ask me if I'm gay all the time. I say "Not unless you count being a ******* ." :D

Pic related, it's me
#106 to #103 - narr (05/22/2012) [-]
It's to bad that you aren't gay, but for what it's worth you are very attractive. :B
I kinda know that Feminine feel.
Pic related, It's a glorious winged ****** . Me.
User avatar #107 to #106 - CyrilKeir (05/23/2012) [-]
Well thank you sir. ^_^ I appreciate it. :3
#37 to #25 - predheadtx ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
the ability to breed with yourself! isnt that good enough? now get to fapping!!!!
User avatar #32 to #25 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/22/2012) [-]
You become a demon once a month
User avatar #33 to #32 - jcook (05/22/2012) [-]
Sir, you deserve a wheelbarrow of thumbs for that comment
#34 to #33 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
xD That's great!    
   
I gave him my thumb. :D
xD That's great!

I gave him my thumb. :D
User avatar #21 to #19 - CyrilKeir (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol how did I rustle your jimmies?
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