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#4 - gratrunka
Reply +326
(05/20/2012) [-]
>Have Child
>wait until child is 10
>Buy creepy ultra-realistic statue of a clown covered in bloodstains
>hire babysitter
>leave house
>when babysitter calls about the clown, tell her you don't have one
>laugh for five minutes
>realise you've spent 10 years of your life, had a child and bought a creepy statue just for a practical joke
#344 to #4 - drganja
Reply -3
(05/21/2012) [-]
>Pretend to have child
>Hire babysitter
>Tell her child is sleeping, should be an easy watch
>A few hours in ask her to check on your child
>??????
>Profit
#263 to #4 - ammiiio
Reply -17
(05/21/2012) [-]
> Children
> Wait until the child is 10
> Buy creepy clown ultra-realistic statue covered with blood stains
> Hire a nanny
> Your home
> When you call clown nurses said he had no
> 5 minutes Laugh
Account> has spent 10 years of my life, and had a son, bought a creepy statue is just a joke
#343 to #263 - explosiverectum
Reply 0
(05/21/2012) [-]
dafuq?
#339 to #263 - dragonbornargonian
Reply +5
(05/21/2012) [-]
#337 to #263 - nikelove
Reply +5
(05/21/2012) [-]
what the **** man.
#185 to #4 - tomoyomomo
Reply +7
(05/20/2012) [-]
#5 to #4 - morbiferous [OP]
Reply +249
(05/20/2012) [-]
Or this one
>not have any children
>hire a baby sitter
>tell them the kid is asleep upstairs; don't wake them
>go out for a couple hours
>come home and check on "the kid"
>ask where the child is
>profit
#167 to #5 - mrbuu
Reply -29
(05/20/2012) [-]
i did that and im 19. i got slap across the face very hard. its funny so i would recommend
#20 to #5 - ihadtopickaname
Reply +40
(05/20/2012) [-]
For better results,add a hidden camera and some torn and bloody bedsheets.
#232 to #20 - profarnsworth
Reply 0
(05/21/2012) [-]
what would a hidden camera do if you had no kid to begin with?
#248 to #232 - ihadtopickaname
Reply +4
(05/21/2012) [-]
So you can see the babysitter's reaction when he walks in and sees the torn and bloody sheets where your imaginary kid was supposed to be.
#255 to #248 - ihadtopickaname
Reply +1
(05/21/2012) [-]
crap,thought he said call and check about the kid,not about going in by himself,my bad.
#254 to #248 - profarnsworth
Reply +1
(05/21/2012) [-]
ooooohhhh gotcha. i thought since it was for a profit the person would call the cops and claim their kid was brutally murdered by the baby sitter and then get public attention and blah blah blah. but now i see what you meant, it would be hilarious