Sara. . Why did Sara fall at the . swing? May l.. YOU. THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE THING. why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms or legs why did sally cross the road? after she fell, she just kept rolling w
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User avatar #1 - bakonforall (06/05/2012) [-]
**** YOU. THAT'S NOT THE WHOLE THING.
why did sally fall off the swing?
she had no arms or legs
why did sally cross the road?
after she fell, she just kept rolling
where did sally go when the bus came along?
EVERYWHERE
knock knock
who's there?
not sally.
#60 to #1 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
Why did OP cross the road?
His dick got stuck in the chicken.
User avatar #186 to #60 - dapianoman (06/06/2012) [-]
Cockception
User avatar #43 - lolfire (06/05/2012) [-]
Reminds me of this;

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas ?


Cancer.
#128 to #43 - joocles (06/05/2012) [-]
rape and aids
User avatar #153 to #43 - eddievh (06/05/2012) [-]
A pinball set?
#72 - archiferd (06/05/2012) [-]
MFW my name is Sara
MFW my name is Sara
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#74 to #72 - shirato **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #79 to #72 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
My girlfriends is Sarah O.o
User avatar #95 to #72 - samxdaxman (06/05/2012) [-]
then how the **** are you typing?
#111 to #95 - archiferd (06/05/2012) [-]
I find ways.
I find ways.
#75 to #72 - xtrem (06/05/2012) [-]
mfw when u are that sara op's talking about
mfw when u are that sara op's talking about
#188 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
OFFENSIVE JOKE THREAD

I have a few so I'll post 'em all.

Q: What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?
A: Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
User avatar #227 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
how many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?



none, he fell
User avatar #232 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
what do you call a plane full of black people crashing into a mountain?



a good start



What do you call a boat with every black person from america on it going back to africa?



a better start


what do you call every black person sent to the moon?



problem solved
User avatar #203 to #188 - knickfury (06/06/2012) [-]
Hi my name is allah.

I was born on 9/11 with my father osama
+1
#243 to #188 - chazzyjoel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #280 to #188 - monkieluv (06/18/2012) [-]
How many jews can you fit in a car?

50, 2 in the front seats, 3 in the back seats and 45 in the ash tray.
#214 to #188 - palestineforlife (06/06/2012) [-]
What's yellow, black and always makes you laugh
a bus full of ******* falling off a cliff
User avatar #196 to #188 - rainbowrollcake (06/06/2012) [-]
How do you keep a mexican from stealing?

You put everything on the top shelf.



What do you call a bus full of black people driving off a cliff but has one empty seat?

A damn shame.




What's the difference between a baby ****** and a pile of **** ?

One takes 9 months to make.
User avatar #206 to #188 - mogwaves (06/06/2012) [-]
A black man, and a mexican are in a car, who is driving?


A cop.
User avatar #189 to #188 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids?
It never gets old.
User avatar #190 to #189 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
Because they only had two vans
User avatar #191 to #190 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
Did you hear about the two car pile-up Mexico?
200 people died.
User avatar #192 to #191 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
A girl is flirting at a bar. She walks up to a black man and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys."
He then proceeds to stab her 37 times and steal her purse.
User avatar #193 to #192 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
A hard working Black man has just finished saving for, and purchased his dream car. He is on his way home when suddenly his tire bursts. He pulls over, jacks up the car and starts wrestling it off. As he gets the wheel off, a tinted 4x4 flies around the corner and pulls up behind him.
Two big-ass Mexican guys step out with a tire iron, walk straight up to the car and smash the window in. The Black owner jumps up and starts yelling, “What the **** do you cunts think you're doing?!”
The Mexicans reply "Don't be a greedy cunt. You get the wheels, we get the stereo
User avatar #194 to #193 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
User avatar #195 to #194 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
What breaks when you give it to a toddler?
Her hips.
#198 to #195 - thebricker (06/06/2012) [-]
And that's all folks. I must go. My people need me.
And that's all folks. I must go. My people need me.
User avatar #224 to #188 - adambombgoesboom (06/06/2012) [-]
whats black on top and white on bottom?




rape
User avatar #199 to #188 - twatmissile (06/06/2012) [-]
I just added Princess Diana as a friend on xbox live.


I don't think she has any games though,
because shes always on the dashboard.
+11
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#10 - lebestusernameever (06/05/2012) [-]
how Sara knocks.
how Sara knocks.
User avatar #41 to #10 - lulgazmz (06/05/2012) [-]
Why do you even have this!?
User avatar #44 to #41 - colorexplosion (06/05/2012) [-]
Because reasons.
#155 to #44 - raheemshibaz (06/05/2012) [-]
it's dangerous to go alone, take this!
#163 to #155 - colorexplosion (06/05/2012) [-]
Yes, thank you very much sir.   
I present to you a squab.
Yes, thank you very much sir.
I present to you a squab.
User avatar #46 - turboplague (06/05/2012) [-]
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?





He got hit by a bus
User avatar #103 to #46 - avyon (06/05/2012) [-]
whats worse than finding a worm in your apple





the holocaust
User avatar #116 to #103 - sweateagle (06/05/2012) [-]
What's worse than the holocaust?


finding two worms in your apple
User avatar #51 to #46 - SrslyIdgaf (06/05/2012) [-]
What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
User avatar #52 to #51 - turboplague (06/05/2012) [-]
What did sally get for christmas?



Nothing, she died of cancer
User avatar #53 to #52 - turboplague (06/05/2012) [-]
Knock knock


who's there


Not Sally
User avatar #47 to #46 - paperclipsrule (06/05/2012) [-]
Why was the boy crying?






He had a frog stapled to his face.
User avatar #48 to #47 - turboplague (06/05/2012) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?



Kill his family
#66 to #48 - Rascal (06/05/2012) [-]
*Kidnap his girlfriend.
#97 - theoriginalmexican (06/05/2012) [-]
Sara is a bitch
Sara is a bitch
#127 to #97 - darknesincontrol (06/05/2012) [-]
i love that dog <3
User avatar #126 - electrohouseftw (06/05/2012) [-]
Nope.
Why did Sara fall off the swing?
she had no legs.
Why couldn't she get back up?
She had no arms.
What did Sara get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sara.
User avatar #131 to #126 - gatodelfuego (06/05/2012) [-]
what did she get next year though?
Didn't make it that far
User avatar #12 - florisjan (06/05/2012) [-]
Guess who liked this content?
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#14 to #12 - florisjan (06/05/2012) [-]
Not Sara.
Not Sara.
#170 - themowedlawn (06/06/2012) [-]
How do you make a baby stand up?   
   
Staple its arms to the wall
How do you make a baby stand up?

Staple its arms to the wall
#71 - raiderboe (06/05/2012) [-]
Not Sara who?
Not Sara who?
#11 - bioluminescentblis (06/05/2012) [-]
My name is Sara...
User avatar #62 to #11 - somer (06/05/2012) [-]
My name is not Sara.
#94 to #62 - alongolden (06/05/2012) [-]
My Sara is no name.
User avatar #187 to #94 - dapianoman (06/06/2012) [-]
Sara my name no.
User avatar #15 to #11 - heartlessrobot (06/05/2012) [-]
How did you type that with no arms then?
#29 - kingfartbox (06/05/2012) [-]
I near shat myself at &quot;not sara&quot;...
I near shat myself at "not sara"...
User avatar #184 - Dingleberry (06/06/2012) [-]
-Where did Sara go when the bomb exploded?
-I don't know...
-Everywhere
#124 - sublemon (06/05/2012) [-]
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
#171 - mattisnotfat (06/06/2012) [-]
What do you call a chicken with no arms?


A chicken.
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (06/05/2012) [-]
but then who was door?!?
#177 - arsecandle (06/06/2012) [-]
What's funny about 4 black people driving off a cliff?





Nothing, they were my friends
+1
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