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User avatar #508 - jarofdirt (04/30/2013) [-]
Alright, here's spooky one:
>me two years ago
>spending time in our country house
>pretty much isolated from the outside world, closest house is several kilometers away
>past midnight
>still awake, can't sleep due to squeaky bed
>shadows flicker outside the window
>start getting creeped out
>blood-curdling scream, sounds like a woman getting murdered in the woods
>OHSHITFUCKINGZOMBIEGHOSTNIGGER.jpg
>barge into my parents' bedroom, yelling something about murder
>they heard it too
>arm ourselves with knives and look out the window
>turns out it was a fucking bird
>damn thing squeals again and flies off into the dark
>can't sleep for the rest of the night, still pretty rattled
>I swore it sounded like a banshee
User avatar #513 to #508 - mattdoggy ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
i've also heard those birds, it'll make the hair stand up on your neck.
Not quite as bad as a panther scream though, that'll make you piss yourself
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