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#333 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
when i was 6 years old i dad stabbed me with a kitchen knife in the stomach, i spent 3 weeks in a koma. During my "sleep" i remembered how the feeling of being stabbed was familiar, and when i thought about it for some time, i started to remember a battlefield at the foot of a mountain and a temple to my right with trees on both sides of the temple, the armor of my "enemies" were that of leather and silk, i was wearing a roman armor and helmet.

2 months ago i visited Italy and went to vesuvius, at the foot of the mountain was that temple(slightly modified but i can swear to god thats the one) after i did some research about all of the things i can remember i can probbably say that i was a roman soldier who died in that battlefield from a stab wound to the heart, if anyone has ever heard of the myth "birth marks are where you died in your past life", i have a large brown birthmark starting at my shoulder and darkens as it goes down all the way to my last rib. and the darkest spot is just under my heart.

Coincidence? i think not.
#389 to #333 - afrojackson (04/30/2013) [-]
i have a birthmark on my dick... someone really ****** me up in my last life...
User avatar #377 to #333 - defeats (04/30/2013) [-]
I have a small birthmark on my chin... I don't know what cool deaths could have come from that...
#520 to #377 - duckslikegrapestoo (04/30/2013) [-]
spike through the head?
#353 to #333 - Laurenboo (04/30/2013) [-]
Strangely enough i have a very pale birth mark on the nape of my neck. And ever since i can remember i have had a fear of anyone touching my throat or neck...
User avatar #347 to #333 - pomegranate (04/30/2013) [-]
birthmark pics or it didnt happen
#348 to #347 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
yea cuz i coudnt edit a birthmark to my chest on photoshop.. have some faith or dont belive me, which ever you choose i dont care.
#358 to #348 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
pics anyway
#367 to #358 - imsodone (04/30/2013) [-]
That'd be awhile since i will have to go out now, in sweden we have a tradition of lighting a large fire today. but i promise to delivar later.. ill have a timestamp aswell so hopefully you will belive i haven't photoshoped it, maybe 6-8 hours..
User avatar #417 to #367 - zarlyx (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm also from Sweden and my family are soon going to start our three course dinner before the fire. I can't wait i love this day! What part of Sweden do you live in if i may ask? I live in a village about 60 miles from Norway.
#521 to #417 - duckslikegrapestoo (04/30/2013) [-]
what reason for the fire? i want a fire! but i live in canada and have to work today instead
User avatar #524 to #521 - zarlyx (04/30/2013) [-]
It's an really old tradition dating back to i dont know how far. But i think it is because around this time of the year the snow starts to melt, and then we put up a large pile of wood, sticks and burnable things, and i think started doing this long ago either to burn all the things that have rotten or been lost in the snow during the winter. Or they did it to make summer come quicker by burning away the winter. I hope that answers your question.
#571 to #524 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/01/2013) [-]
it did thank you :)
User avatar #589 to #571 - zarlyx (05/01/2013) [-]
Wonderful ^^
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