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    #541 to #263 - ussioc
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    Smelt sheets omg hahahahaha why would you do that?!
    #436 to #263 - gillypie
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    >Brother is 8
    >Live in this old victorian house
    >Brother used to wet bed, funny as ****
    >Used to sleep in attic with brother on different beds
    >Went to sleep one night
    >Heard some creepy noises (can't remember) but it was scary and my brother heard it too
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    >Parents look at tit and don't know how the **** it happened
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    >mfw he still believes this ****
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    yeah ... water ..
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    that is the creepiest **** ive ever heard.
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