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    #33 - harryblazer
    Reply+230
    (04/29/2013)[-]
    >be 12 living in a house near the woods (Mainefag)   
>my "girlfriend" was over   
>she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend   
>older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid   
>we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees   
>says she saw a man in the woods looking at us   
>scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property   
>***********************   
>no houses behind us, just woods   
>we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were   
>gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds   
>tells my GF she sleeping over   
>throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows   
>two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away   
>my brothers face whenever we bring this up
    >be 12 living in a house near the woods (Mainefag)
    >my "girlfriend" was over
    >she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend
    >older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid
    >we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees
    >says she saw a man in the woods looking at us
    >scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property
    >***********************
    >no houses behind us, just woods
    >we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were
    >gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds
    >tells my GF she sleeping over
    >throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows
    >two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away
    >my brothers face whenever we bring this up
    #563 to #33 - rifee
    Reply0
    (04/30/2013)[-]
    what if your brother was the rapist ?
    what if your brother was the rapist ?
    User avatar#562 to #33 - brutallyhonest
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    How old was your brother? Just curious.
    #566 to #562 - harryblazer
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    he was 18 at the time, but hes 25 now
    #561 to #33 - lorkhan
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    Your brother is a smart man.
    Your brother is a smart man.
    #495 to #33 - jarofdirt
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    >***********************
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    User avatar#584 to #495 - lawlbear
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    (05/01/2013)[-]
    Pretty much this ^
    User avatar#493 to #33 - domesticzombie
    Reply0
    (04/30/2013)[-]
    Maine love <3
    #420 to #33 - rufless
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    CREEPY STORIES THREAD!!!!
    #292 to #33 - yoloswaggins
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    I really love that ******* story.
    #174 to #33 - silverlance
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#156 to #33 - sodapops
    Reply0
    (04/30/2013)[-]
    Sounds like a skinwalker. I hate those stories, freaks me the **** out even if I live on another continent.
    #597 to #156 - harryblazer
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    (05/02/2013)[-]
    you'll love me for this
    you'll love me for this
    User avatar#598 to #597 - sodapops
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    (05/02/2013)[-]
    Yes, thank you. I wasn't planning on sleeping anytime soon anyway. But there are worse and some of them I have experienced.
    #555 to #156 - harryblazer
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    I dont think it was a skinwalker, just some rapist stalker. it wasnt really paranormal, just pretty scary
    User avatar#107 to #33 - spartusee
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    I like that story, I love it
    #100 to #33 - yeorey
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    #51 to #33 - SilentRaver
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    Did someone say, Maine?
    Did someone say, Maine?
    User avatar#478 to #51 - burningsmurfs
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    (04/30/2013)[-]
    I enjoy some of his books but one thing I always found odd was, his ability to write 2 pages describing what a tree looked like but when it came to some subjects his writing ability converted to like 12 year old mode. One example I believe I remember word for word he called some girl's chest "oh so ******** tits." I know he was probably writing about what that particular character was thinking or whatever but it just seemed so out of place from the rest of the book.
    User avatar#599 to #478 - sodapops
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    (05/02/2013)[-]
    Truth to tell most of his books are made for speedreaders like me. We let the impressions of the book wash over us like a waterfall, not paying attention to any single word. A good way to bypass this is to listen to an audio book instead of reading it.
    #58 to #51 - fonzythekid
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    That man is my favorite author...thumb for you.
    That man is my favorite author...thumb for you.
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