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#33
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harryblazer (04/29/2013) [-] 
>be 12 living in a house near the woods (Mainefag)
>my "girlfriend" was over
>she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend
>older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid
>we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees
>says she saw a man in the woods looking at us
>scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property
>thatsnotyogiebearnigguh
>no houses behind us, just woods
>we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were
>gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds
>tells my GF she sleeping over
>throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows
>two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away
>my brothers face whenever we bring this up
>my "girlfriend" was over
>she was just the girl from up the street, but we always hung out and considered eachother boyfriend/girlfriend
>older bother would supervise, meaning he would just sit around and make sure we didnt do anything to stupid
>we're playing outside, when she yeps and points to the trees
>says she saw a man in the woods looking at us
>scan the trees and see a figure moving just on the edge of our property
>thatsnotyogiebearnigguh
>no houses behind us, just woods
>we run inside and tell my bro, whos skeptical but see how freaked out we were
>gets dad rifle and tells us to lock the doors and shut the blinds
>tells my GF she sleeping over
>throughout the night I could swear I heard someone walking around our yard and tapping on the windows
>two weeks later we heard about a home invsion/rape a few blocks away
>my brothers face whenever we bring this up
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burningsmurfs (04/30/2013) [-] I enjoy some of his books but one thing I always found odd was, his ability to write 2 pages describing what a tree looked like but when it came to some subjects his writing ability converted to like 12 year old mode. One example I believe I remember word for word he called some girl's chest "oh so ******** tits." I know he was probably writing about what that particular character was thinking or whatever but it just seemed so out of place from the rest of the book.
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sodapops **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-] Truth to tell most of his books are made for speedreaders like me. We let the impressions of the book wash over us like a waterfall, not paying attention to any single word. A good way to ****** this is to listen to an audio book instead of reading it.
