Poor Mike. why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.. T choke your Chicken
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Poor Mike

Poor Mike. why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.. T

why wouldn't you just chop him again. I really don't think this is funny but I bet it will make it to front page. That's just how funnyjunk works.

This is Mike, the headless chicken. He
lived for 18 months after the majority of his
head was removed.
He was originally injured when being
prepared for the cooking pot -- but the '/ Wil,
missed, leaving the jugular vein, one ear
and most of the brain stem intact.
Surprisingly, Mike didn' t die. The family
decided to care for him out of curiosity,
and fed him using an !
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#53 - jonnyfunk (04/05/2013) [-]
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mike's fw
#59 - JASEYBOIONE (04/05/2013) [-]
Mike is kill.

No.

Terrible editing skills ftw
#72 - bocatadesesos ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials...can you say the same?
User avatar #14 - snerus (04/05/2013) [-]
A living, headless chicken? What fowl magic could perform this feat of reanimation?
#15 to #14 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
for it to be reanimation, the thing must be dead first, but nice effort
#16 to #14 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
GET OUT!! FOWL!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
#69 - Cleavland Steamer (04/05/2013) [-]
Should've given him head transplant surgery
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#31 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
An older picture of Mike
User avatar #71 to #31 - lovrotheunicorn (04/05/2013) [-]
pls source
i mean
please
User avatar #76 to #71 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Courage (pilot episode)
User avatar #78 to #76 - lovrotheunicorn (04/05/2013) [-]
woops replied to wrong comment
ty
#45 to #31 - empithree (04/05/2013) [-]
an even older picture of Mike
#80 to #45 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
*Fixxed
User avatar #17 - raisedpsycho (04/05/2013) [-]
That's cruel as ****
User avatar #64 to #17 - daentraya (04/05/2013) [-]
It's pretty much a dead body responding to stimuli. I dont remember the details, but it's dead, and the dead don't care
#126 to #64 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
It was alive, I've heard of this story before, the owners took the chicken with them around the country as a traveling show. The chicken died because they forgot where the eyedropper was.
User avatar #137 to #126 - daentraya (04/06/2013) [-]
It's body is alive, mentally, it's dead. It'll be like a zombie if it was a human. Moving bodies, dead people
#90 to #17 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Cruel as cluck
User avatar #37 to #17 - fantomen (04/05/2013) [-]
3 quarters of it's brain was missing. I don't exactly think it could contemplate his situation, or feel pain.
#107 - bobebob (04/05/2013) [-]
What they did with the head
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#114 to #112 - ScruffytheJanitor (04/05/2013) [-]
Do you even understand jokes?
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#121 to #112 - gameshredder (04/05/2013) [-]
&gt;Watch the picture
>Watch the picture
User avatar #124 to #112 - zigzagderpaderp (04/05/2013) [-]
Do you even grammar?
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User avatar #133 to #131 - zigzagderpaderp (04/05/2013) [-]
What are you talking about
User avatar #134 to #133 - sackit (04/05/2013) [-]
Oh so you wanna pussy out? well then im pussying out to faggot, what a cheating little faggot you are, pft standar pony faggots
#109 - dafuqjusthappened (04/05/2013) [-]
Look at that boy. running around like a headless chicken
User avatar #10 - lemonpepsiking (04/05/2013) [-]
And now the town has a yearly festival called "Mike the Headless Chicken Festival". Nice to see something on fj that i know about.
User avatar #11 to #10 - oldmewtwo (04/05/2013) [-]
if your right that's kinda ****** up man. Celebrating a headless chicken day........i guess it would be funny if everything was half off or 25% off sales.
User avatar #13 to #11 - lemonpepsiking (04/05/2013) [-]
glad I'm not the only one that thinks so
User avatar #100 - xXMAQXx (04/05/2013) [-]
what a cock
#21 - antey (04/05/2013) [-]
damn humans
damn humans
#48 to #21 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
we are such sick filth
#122 - joktapuss (04/05/2013) [-]
you know whats next
User avatar #123 to #122 - oldmewtwo (04/05/2013) [-]
you sir made my day
User avatar #125 to #122 - unclaimedusername (04/05/2013) [-]
I love LoZ
#106 - killthemjuice (04/05/2013) [-]
Mike died from choking on a corn piece which was stuck in his throat
Mike died from choking on a corn piece which was stuck in his throat
User avatar #33 - luuc ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
**** that family.
#35 to #33 - dukeofcokato (04/05/2013) [-]
**** that family because they let him live? Or **** them because you are a vegan and dont like that they tried to kill him?
User avatar #55 to #35 - luuc ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
**** them AND **** you. How do you like that cutie pie <3
User avatar #54 to #33 - toughactintinactin (04/05/2013) [-]
I have to agree with you on this. I don't care about killing animals for food and goods, but unnecessary cruelty is just, well, unnecessary.
#81 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
With this sacrilege, you have angered... El Pollo Diablo!!!

Beware The Demon Chicken, for it is as tall as a man and twice as powerful! His massive drumsticks propel him through the dark jungle with ease. On the eve of the full moon, his blood-curdling squawk can be heard from every corner of Plunder Island! It is believed that one day, he will roam the island, exacting terrible vengeance on those who would capture and eat his smaller brethren!

P.S.: RIP LucasArts
User avatar #18 - hitlersoneballsack (04/05/2013) [-]
I guess it was not ahead in life
#66 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
*Says thats how FJ works
*He is the one who ******* posted this
User avatar #1 - explore (04/04/2013) [-]
Until his owner went to feed him whilst drunk, put the food down the wrong hole and inadvertently caused Mike to choke to death.
User avatar #3 to #1 - randomvillain ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I thought he choked on a corn kernel or some **** like that...
User avatar #5 to #3 - lastsummershero (04/04/2013) [-]
He did but people call his death into question cause the family took an insurance policy out on him shortly before he died. The family had in traveling carnival shows to make extra money
#115 to #5 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like fowl play
User avatar #6 to #5 - oldmewtwo (04/05/2013) [-]
you put way to much thought into that
User avatar #9 to #6 - lastsummershero (04/05/2013) [-]
I learnt about it in my Psychology class back in high school lol
#12 to #1 - anon (04/05/2013) [-]
I thought I read that they forgot the eyedropper someplace and couldn't clear his windpipe. Or whatever the name is for the thing in a chicken's throat that it breathes through.
User avatar #7 to #1 - melontwilight (04/05/2013) [-]
Actually, what happened was that his owner lost the eyedropper used to feed him and a replacement couldn't be found in time.
I have a book on curiosities like this, and there's a section on Mike.
#4 to #1 - icbm (04/04/2013) [-]
Define "wrong hole"...

Okay, had my childish thought of the day, time to go to bed
User avatar #27 to #4 - adunsaveme (04/05/2013) [-]
The think the breakbunch thing at the bottom is kind of silly
User avatar #44 to #27 - icbm (04/05/2013) [-]
Meh... Did a quick google search and got the first thing that caught my eye. It's not necessary I demonstrate my |_337 paint skillz
User avatar #111 - lordbyronxiv (04/05/2013) [-]
what do we say to the god of death?

"bak bak bak bak"
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