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Please follow my instructions

You Wust trust We. I have eile piece of addies and yeu Wust feller it " question. you Wust step
reading this and ere straighter the last paragraph. Do whithout reading any other paragraphs. and
do it new Please ... trust We.
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yeu will net. -er mite up again. Feller this addies. And net. -er. merger ere back and read the forbidden
paragraph. Trust We.
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rmeber be tempted to eebe back and read the paragraphs you skipped. You Wust trust We. And
please. wish We Welt. I' M tired. So tired. yeu ' t imagine...
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#30 - midnightbacon (03/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
well...im  						******
well...im ******
#38 - houseofbrick ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
Read whole thing, MFW
User avatar #57 - wolverinebamf (03/19/2012) [-]
I read the first and last, now it is time to read the body.
#48 - funnyjunki (03/18/2012) [-]
I'm sensing that many people who read this, and follow some of the instructions, will contract AIDs...
#5 - sektorfire (03/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #56 - phizo (03/19/2012) [-]
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. In mine, i continue living.
#19 - camwilskel (03/13/2012) [+] (4 replies)
im gonna read those paragraphs
im gonna read those paragraphs
#20 to #19 - camwilskel (03/13/2012) [-]
i read them   
   
   
i really 						******					 up   
   
   
im gonna die
i read them


i really ****** up


im gonna die
#55 - supermegasherman (03/18/2012) [-]
reading forbidden paragraph in 3.. 2.. 1..
#41 - madercrombie (03/14/2012) [-]
**madercrombie rolls 4,334** O how many times texts have said i would die. But I'm still here =p
#6 - gravitas (03/13/2012) [-]
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#40 - gingershavetrolls (03/14/2012) [-]
**gingershavetrolls rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at THUMBSTICKS ** I've been here for 5 minutes solid, debating whether or not I should read them lol. MFW
User avatar #10 - homicidalherpes (03/13/2012) [-]
I followed the instructions... ******* CURIOSITY WILL EAT ME ALIVE!
#54 - gereorth (03/18/2012) [-]
Repost
Repost
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#47 - daveyiscool (03/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - robbiemcbiscuit (03/13/2012) [-]
read the whole thing. fapped. re read did not fap over it. but close. i aint scared. not a single **** was given this day.
#15 - heymantreesup (03/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lol, come at me bro.
User avatar #1 - dannydontsuckdick (03/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
TL;DR
User avatar #2 to #1 - mazzyrazzy (03/13/2012) [-]
For the best.
#3 - thebestperson (03/13/2012) [-]
When I had first read that,I was completely freaked out.
When I had first read that,I was completely freaked out.
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