Nope Nope Noipe. Walked right into this bitch while on a practice patrol this last field op. Kept him in the breach of my 203 till we could stop and take a pic
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Nope Nope Noipe. Walked right into this bitch while on a practice patrol this last field op. Kept him in the breach of my 203 till we could stop and take a pic

Walked right into this bitch while on a practice patrol this last field op. Kept him in the breach of my 203 till we could stop and take a pic of it. What is it? I heard its a banana spider

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#1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Bet you wish you invested in a Tediore weapon now.
#44 to #1 - vaskaduzea (09/20/2013) [-]
explain please
User avatar #58 to #44 - redthumbmaster (09/20/2013) [-]
Ignore the anonfag. Tediore is a weapons company in the Borderlands series. Their main gimmick is that their guns explode when needed to be reloaded. So in game you would throw the gun as a grenade and the company zaps a brand new gun into your hands.
#48 to #44 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
It's weapon that you don't reload and just throuw away and it explode
#90 to #1 - Classic (09/20/2013) [-]
I've always wondered how you pronounce Tediore?
I've always wondered how you pronounce Tediore?
User avatar #102 to #90 - inferuz (09/20/2013) [-]
They always pronunciated it, in the ******* game.
User avatar #96 to #90 - Tazdingo (09/20/2013) [-]
I think its tee-dee-ore pronounced a bit faster
#119 to #1 - drxcon (09/21/2013) [-]
this was a beautiful comment.
User avatar #19 to #1 - MANana (09/20/2013) [-]
I...I think i love you
#25 - luxray (09/20/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT IT WITH NOW?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOOT IT WITH NOW?
#111 to #25 - daerkxp (09/20/2013) [-]
Relevant to gangbangtime 's post
User avatar #64 - hemming (09/20/2013) [-]
P..Put it in the grenade launcher..
User avatar #71 to #64 - semperkillusmc (09/20/2013) [-]
well I wasn't gonna put it in my pocket
User avatar #26 - rachefurdasvolk (09/20/2013) [-]
One is a highly trained killer capable of ruining your day and everything about it just by looking at you. The other is a Marine.
User avatar #2 - hhanako (09/19/2013) [-]
it looks like a common garden spider, makes big webs and doesn't have much of a bite really.
User avatar #9 to #2 - therealslim (09/20/2013) [-]
i used to feed the one around our house grasshoppers
User avatar #4 to #2 - eviltwin (09/19/2013) [-]
yup looks like a banana spider they get big but can hurt you
User avatar #5 to #4 - lordscooby (09/19/2013) [-]
no dumbass. it's a garden spider
#51 to #5 - uiscebeatha (09/20/2013) [-]
No he is right it is a golden silk orb weaver commonly known as a banana spider.
#7 to #3 - Ruby Demon (09/19/2013) [-]
Ahahahaha! Nope. Going to avoid that thing like the plague.
Ahahahaha! Nope. Going to avoid that thing like the plague.
#11 to #7 - ilikepatatas (09/20/2013) [-]
saving it for later
saving it for later
User avatar #22 to #3 - downtrail (09/20/2013) [-]
I touched one of those for a dare when I was a kid.

I felt like a hero.
User avatar #8 to #3 - whynotzoidberglol ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I hovered my mouse over that picture for two seconds and scared myself. Watch it, man
#76 - icefried (09/20/2013) [-]
You call that a banana spider?
THIS is a ******* banana spider.
#93 to #76 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
No, THIS is a banana spider.
#86 - chickadeebirdy (09/20/2013) [-]
That is most definitely a writing spider.

The make large webs with zig zaggy lines in the center, very common here in the American Southeast. Just don't say your name near one, for if it writes your name in its web, you will die.
User avatar #103 to #86 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
and if you throw a bug on it that ****** will be wrapped up quick
User avatar #106 to #103 - tarekmig (09/20/2013) [-]
[big]Or throw kittens[big]
User avatar #108 to #106 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
no a kitten would break the web
User avatar #115 to #86 - semperkillusmc (09/20/2013) [-]
yea it had ziz zags in the web
User avatar #129 to #86 - topsideup (12/10/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that sooner or later I will die whether or not a spider learns how to become literate.
#67 - hirix (09/20/2013) [-]
Just a yellow garden spider, harmless. Will very rarely bite humans, only just wants to run and find it's web again.
#36 - xard (09/20/2013) [-]
They tricked me i did taste one and it does not even taste like are banana.
#13 - jbettin (09/20/2013) [-]
Looks like a garden spider aka writing spider, aka banana spider. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aurantia if you we're in the US.
User avatar #18 to #13 - ironsoul (09/20/2013) [-]
When my grandpa was little he ate one of those on a dare and made 5 dollars. That was a lot of money back then.
User avatar #74 to #13 - bible (09/20/2013) [-]
I love these,I used to have a whole bunch in the shed.I'd feed them and breed them, really lovable and beautiful spider.
#20 - sirblank (09/20/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the one that showed up by my porch one day. I named it Steve (even though it was a female). I fed it all sorts of bugs.   
Then one day I came home and it was gone. :c   
 I miss Steve :'(
This reminds me of the one that showed up by my porch one day. I named it Steve (even though it was a female). I fed it all sorts of bugs.
Then one day I came home and it was gone. :c
I miss Steve :'(
User avatar #105 - FUUUU (09/20/2013) [-]
Looks like a garden spider. They're actually super useful, they catch all sorts of bugs and stuff. My grandfather would get angry at me for trying to kill them when I lived in Oklahoma. They very rarely bite, they're just scary looking.

Where are you right now, Marine?
#126 to #105 - jakotad (10/14/2013) [-]
banana spider and garden spider are the same thing. different area different name
User avatar #127 to #126 - FUUUU (10/14/2013) [-]
Actually, "Banana Spider" is a nickname for many different breeds of spiders, such as Golden Orb-Weavers and the Brazilian Wandering Spider. That is an orb-weaver, as I recently learned in my biology class. You are also almost a month late on that one, buddy.
#128 to #127 - jakotad (10/14/2013) [-]
i know I'm late but now i know i was wrong thanks friend
User avatar #110 to #105 - tailsx (09/20/2013) [-]
I thought it was an orb weaver
User avatar #112 to #110 - FUUUU (09/20/2013) [-]
Nah, common orb weavers are a lot less dainty looking than garden spiders. They're generally stubby and have big butts. Both orb weavers and garden spiders spin magnificent webs, though. I think they may be related.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tailsx (09/20/2013) [-]
I use to live in a trailer and outside, by a bush there was a orb weaver. I loved looking at her web
User avatar #120 to #113 - FUUUU (09/21/2013) [-]
I have always been mortified by spiders. Just can't do it. But I have always loved their webs. Absolutely fascinating.
User avatar #121 to #120 - tailsx (09/21/2013) [-]
This morning there were 3 under the outside part of the hotel I am staying at. Kinda sucked cause I walk in the morning and they were blocking my path
User avatar #122 to #121 - FUUUU (09/21/2013) [-]
Hey, on the bright side, you have track hurdles now!
#45 - anticitezenone (09/20/2013) [-]
I found one of those   
   
But it was almost the size of my 			*******		 palm
I found one of those

But it was almost the size of my ******* palm
#23 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
ITT Gun Porn?

And when I was little I had seen a huge one,at least to a little kid me. I poked it and all I could think about is why isn't it furry?
User avatar #27 to #23 - joekooldash (09/20/2013) [-]
aw yeah. mosin nagant
#28 to #27 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I love my Mosin. I have the accessory kit coming in the mail. its pretty consistent at shooting 4-8 inch groups unsupported. Problem is learning these iron sights.
#29 to #28 - joekooldash (09/20/2013) [-]
what im about to put on my mosin
User avatar #30 to #29 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Link for the stock? I've never seen a stock like that for a Mosin. Im looking at an Archangel stock with a Tinmey trigger.

But I do like that bullpup look.. **** it..might buy another mosin just for that style of stock. Cause Mosins are awesome.
User avatar #31 to #30 - joekooldash (09/20/2013) [-]
**** yeah, scroll down to the cossack stock for mosins
www.cbrps.com/Products.html
User avatar #32 to #31 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I do like that Cossack stock..put that on a 44 Carbine and see what it would look like..what mags do they accept?
User avatar #33 to #32 - joekooldash (09/20/2013) [-]
the stocks for the mosin use all original mosin parts without smithing. the original action, bolt, and magazine are in the stock. although it is designed to be used with a timney trigger.
User avatar #95 to #33 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Timney Trigger kits are nice..but I just can't make myself mill out my origional stock and receiver for the PU mount and trigger kit.

If I had a monte carlo stock,or one of those Archangel Stocks I wouldn't feel as bad but the wood is just too pretty to do that
User avatar #117 to #95 - joekooldash (09/20/2013) [-]
meh, im fairly new to the concept s i would assume that you shouldnt unless the stock is meant for it, like the cossack. unless the rifle must be modified to accept the trigger kit.
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#92 to #50 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
I haven't taken this particular gun hunting yet. I do plan on it. From big game like elk and bears to whitetail,hogs and in worst case,people,there isn't much a well placed shot won't take down. If **** hits the fan,its peasant proof,ammo is usually plentiful and cheap,and its easy to work on.

There's a plethora of aftermarket parts. So you can go buy one for around 200$ USD and build it how you want it. This Mosin will be getting some optics at the end of the month and some other little things but I won't go overboard like a few of my other ones will be.

A mosin is a 10 pound spear/club/rifle that can do short of anything. I have yet to see one fail.

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#34 to #23 - mralice (09/20/2013) [-]
My porn is pretty dirty :s
Got stuck in a raining sandstorm in afghanistan
#78 to #23 - jwash (09/20/2013) [-]
My .50.

Got a few more toys too.
User avatar #94 to #42 - thamuz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
inb4 1911 Master Race vs Glock Race. Looking at getting me a basic Taurus 1911 for my starter .45.
#17 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
that, my dear fellow is a black and gold argiope, of the orb weaverfamily. mostly live in tropical areas. dont worry, its not poisonous.
User avatar #21 to #17 - painispleasure (09/20/2013) [-]
****** check out David Attenborough here ****
#12 - deletedmyaccount (09/20/2013) [-]
QUICK! SHOOT-

Oh. Right.
User avatar #99 - lumpymandude (09/20/2013) [-]
Marine wouldn't be afraid of that ****
User avatar #114 to #99 - semperkillusmc (09/20/2013) [-]
wasn't realy afraid of it just wanted to know what it was.
User avatar #15 - lordvimless (09/20/2013) [-]
wiz khalifa bug
User avatar #6 - pokemonnuzlocke (09/19/2013) [-]
1spoopy9mii
#130 - mistacomp (01/16/2014) [-]
its a banana spider, we have a lot of them in florida during the summer. i wouldnt dare walk through the woods with these ******* , they are everywhere!
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