Never get mail again. .. your mailman must be a badass
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#17 - retardedhorselol (05/17/2012) [-]
That was your chance at becoming spiderman.
#5 - xXDisturbedXx (05/17/2012) [-]
your mailman must be a badass
your mailman must be a badass
User avatar #326 to #5 - downwiththesicknes (05/18/2012) [-]
I like your user name
User avatar #157 to #5 - alphashell (05/18/2012) [-]
I like how hes wearing a ****** helmet LOL
User avatar #25 to #5 - shadowfox (05/17/2012) [-]
Who do you think put the spider in there? The mail man is a dick.
#247 to #5 - critique (05/18/2012) [-]
What if that mail is a week old and the spider got him?
What if that mail is a week old and the spider got him?
#7 to #5 - Brancer (05/17/2012) [-]
OMG **** THAT GIF
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User avatar #45 to #44 - lollidrop (05/17/2012) [-]
That looks like a vagina..
User avatar #65 to #45 - andimac (05/18/2012) [-]
I'd hit it.
#73 to #65 - funnnyjunkie (05/18/2012) [-]
with a ******* shovel
#531 to #73 - beerinder (05/18/2012) [-]
or my penis its kind of hard to decide right here
User avatar #496 to #73 - flyingwhale (05/18/2012) [-]
or a panzerfaust
User avatar #203 to #45 - themanta (05/18/2012) [-]
i like your avatar, bro
#208 to #44 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (05/18/2012) [-]
Alright free porn! :D
Alright free porn! :D
#81 - brettyoke (05/18/2012) [-]
Hey OP, scientist here:

That is actually the malaysian perctillius spider. It is said to contain certain growth hormones in its venom which can react with male testosterone to create a kind of "penis growth" syrum. Let that spider bite you 1 time on each arm and one time in the scrotum and you're set for life.

Trust me, I'm a ******* doctor.
User avatar #231 to #81 - westylegity (05/18/2012) [-]
It actually looks like a Redback Spider. Native to Australia and REALLY ******* poisonous causing massive pain for about 24 hours after the bite.
User avatar #109 to #81 - rel (05/18/2012) [-]
This seems legit, OP.
Trust him, he's a ******* doctor.
#505 to #81 - thehandofgod (05/18/2012) [-]
So you suddenly changed from a scientist to a doctor
#83 to #81 - pinkmist (05/18/2012) [-]
totally legit OP do it. i'v done it, it totally works. i mean come man, he's a 			*******		 doctor
totally legit OP do it. i'v done it, it totally works. i mean come man, he's a ******* doctor
#398 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (05/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #405 to #398 - BubsyB (05/18/2012) [-]
hahaha funny, but no. all we get in Australia is exactly whats in this content, quite oftenly so. I suppose this would happen if you lived in the deserty regions. XD
User avatar #410 to #405 - Rolyat (05/18/2012) [-]
Walk outside and see spiders everywhere
Australia is best county
#438 to #410 - anon (05/18/2012) [-]
Trust me, the spiders OUTSIDE are the good ones!
#436 to #410 - asaltmint (05/18/2012) [-]
yeah like the majestic trap door spider
yeah like the majestic trap door spider
User avatar #544 to #410 - BubsyB (05/18/2012) [-]
Hell yes! ahaha i would MUCH rather see them outside though ahaha, for me, Australia is one of the worst countries to live in becasue I just happen to have a slight case of arachnophobia, so does nearly EVERYONE over her XD you'd think we'd be used to it.
#483 - captaindropkik (05/18/2012) [-]
my boss said when he was in the army he had a massive spot on his leg, so he squeezed
the **** out of it.. out comes this "small black scaly lump" along with the yellow **** . naturally
he takes it to the doctors, doctor tells him within about 2 days that black lump would've
hatched and a family of tiny spiders would've been pouring out of his leg, ****** australia man
#486 - melkevegen (05/18/2012) [-]
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#413 - anon (05/18/2012) [-]
Now imagine if your diablo 3 was in there
#16 - alrightydwighty (05/17/2012) [-]
**** found this blackwidow in front of my computer
#37 to #16 - anon (05/17/2012) [-]
There is no black widow in that pic
#241 to #16 - thatsmellysmell (05/18/2012) [-]
Cool, I found this Eclipse II.
User avatar #24 to #16 - killerliquid (05/17/2012) [-]
I found a Lycosa myself, almost shat myself (too lazy to take pic)
User avatar #47 to #24 - thenoblescout (05/17/2012) [-]
I did it too, in my damn bed :I
#119 - Crispin (05/18/2012) [-]
That was your one and only chance of becoming Spiderman.
#100 - leetlewetbeaner (05/18/2012) [-]
It's not like I wanted that mail anyway...
It's not like I wanted that mail anyway...
#14 - methylgroup (05/17/2012) [-]
This should solve your problems.
#590 - dedrater (05/18/2012) [-]
**dedrater rolled a random image posted in comment #4685304 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
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#212 - dachief (05/18/2012) [-]
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