My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't nope ghost I presume scaryish ehh
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My First Memorable Nope

My First Memorable Nope. Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you. I don't

Since I've been on Morbid-Channel for like 3 days in a row, I decided I'd share my first (well-remembered) Nope story with you.

I don't know if it's really worth putting it up, but I'm already done and it's almost uploaded, so here it is...

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Submitted: 04/29/2012
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#62 - comradewinter (04/30/2012) [-]
>Be 28
>Son comes into my kitchen and asks me what I know about a little girl in our house
>I tell him a little girl died here
>He nopes back to his bedroom
>I give the neighbor girl 5$ for helping me trolling my son
>38 now, still doing it for the lulz.
User avatar #95 to #62 - dairybun (04/30/2012) [-]
There's a post from this guy a few comments above, which sounds like the son of this guy, says he keeps seeing this girl even today, then again msot of these stories sound the same, I love dads like this, I genuinly want to be a troll dad... Sadly I'm a tree and can't have kids of my own :(
#96 to #95 - comradewinter (04/30/2012) [-]
...

Dafuq?
#102 to #96 - dairybun (04/30/2012) [-]
I love you.
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#24 - dshfdgf (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 14
>walking around house
>Im alone
>decide to have fun and play with some legos
>building a ******* awesome dinosaur or some ****
>suddenly need a piss
>walking upstairs
>about to enter the toilet
>stop
>look down
>lego brick right where I was about to stand
>i-shouldnt-be-alive.jpg
#445 to #24 - dshfdgf (05/01/2012) [-]
holy crap, top 10. Love you guys.
#12 - anon (04/30/2012) [-]
> Be 13.
> Sit in dad's car.
> Chilling with best friend.
> Car starts.
> All windows are closed.
> wtf.jpg
> Dad drives us to the mall.
#377 to #12 - drnolan (04/30/2012) [-]
>Dumbass son and his friend are sitting in my new car
>I use the remote start button before i get in
>Retard son and friend freak the **** out
> ******* *********
>Drive to mall
#321 - thewickedgoose (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 6
>have an older brother
>i never get the chance to talk to him
>when ever i try he completely ignores me
>now hes 16, still doesn't know i exist
>mfw
User avatar #382 to #321 - xXthabeastXx (04/30/2012) [-]
Dalton, is that you? If so, there's a reason I don't talk to you: I hate you.
#3 - IamEllis (04/30/2012) [-]
#222 - flavoredassassin (04/30/2012) [-]
>Go into Bathroom
>Take a nasty ****
>leave
User avatar #215 - seminolefan (04/30/2012) [-]
>Be me a few days ago
>Come home from a busy day of work
>Watch some MLP before bed
>Say goodnight to my cat
>Getting ready to go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Hear a faint taping at the window
>Window busts open
>NOPE.jpg
>See some writing floating in the air
>Eggs, Milk, and Bread
>MFW im haunted by a shopping list
#279 to #215 - falloutplayer (04/30/2012) [-]
OH GOD MY SIDES!
#268 to #215 - tomorrowsnightmare (04/30/2012) [-]
I too, have been haunted by a shopping list
I too, have been haunted by a shopping list
#219 to #215 - anon (04/30/2012) [-]
Mfw you have no face.
#271 to #259 - seminolefan (04/30/2012) [-]
**** IT WAS CHEESE!!!! Thought it was bread or something. I couldnt find the actual list...
#308 - youcame (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 5 or 6
>home alone (sister was supposed to be babysitting, ditched for a party)
>chillin out, watching dexters lab
>hear knock at door
>open
>super pale guy, bloodshot eyes, wearing only cargo shorts asks to come in
>6 year old logic, always tell the truth
> "mom and dad say not to let strangers in when their not home"
> guy: "is anybody home"
> me: "well i am"
> stand there quietly for about 1.5 minute
>he walks away
>i shut door
>look out the window facing the shed
>see him walk into our shed (i live on a farm, almost in the middle of nowhere)
>NOPE at going to the shed forever
#270 - comexx (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 10
>friend invited me to a sleep over
>I put coffe in his coco
>he obviously can't sleep
>stay awake for about 1 hour
>rise up and say with a creepy voice:"Kill one, you're a murderer, kill a thousand, you're a conqueror, kill all "laugh silently" You're a God"
>go to sleep
>friend never spoke to me for two weeks
>MFW I told him I was joking
User avatar #238 - Xedan (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 6
>see a spider walk down the hallway and go into bathroom
>think nothing of it
>wait 2 or 3 minutes
>check bathroom
>it's empty
>iamconfus.jpg
>tell mom about it
>she says the previous owners of this house slaughtered thousands of spiders while they lived here
>still see spiders every now and then to this day
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#130 - mytrakytra (04/30/2012) [-]
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>At work working
>Boss says I have to stay longer into the night shift, whatever
>Co-Worker pissed as usual
>Boring as hell
>Co-Worker tells me about worker before me used to work there
>Tells me he was working night shift
>Going to work and got hit by bus and died
>Haunts workplace, rides same bus that hits him
>Same time later phone rings
>No one there
>Bus drops someone off ************************* .jpg
>Hooded figure approaching door
>Co-working starts chanting nonsense
>Figure enters through door
>Nosferatu won't stop flicking lights
>I think the patties are burning
>Dark figure wants to put in job application as frycook
>OH **** IM BEING REPLACED!
#172 to #130 - smokingman (04/30/2012) [-]
mfw Ominous latin chanting
tvtropes ftw
User avatar #175 to #130 - smokedmeatlog (04/30/2012) [-]
got it by the fifth one, but this made me lol
User avatar #221 to #130 - myrtille (04/30/2012) [-]
Oh, God, I knew what was happening right when I started reading it.
#137 to #130 - nyanpoptart (04/30/2012) [-]
realized it as soon as nosferatu. good job, i lol'd
#152 to #137 - mytrakytra (04/30/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks.
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#388 - thecatqueen (04/30/2012) [-]
>be 7, live in 80 yr. old house   
>Parents ask for me to go down to the basement to do my laundry   
>Walking down the desent of death (stairs) and see the "man" in the corner again.   
>1 light on in the entire creepy-ass basement   
>Reluctantly turn on washing machine, basement light turns off (the only switch is upstairs)   
>			****************		.jpg   
>Don't want to look like a sissy and call my mom   
>Quickly hide behind freezer   
>bigmistake.jpg   
>I unknowingly just walked into a spiders web   
>Start screaming at top of lungs for my mom   
>Mom turns on light and runs down stairs   
>whatthehellareyouscreamingfor.jpg   
>tell mom, she starts to lead me upstairs   
>see the man crouched in beside the washing machine and dryer as we leave   
>Tell mom and point to the man   
>Looks and doesn't see, tells me it's just one of my imaginary friends.   
>"man" looks at me and smiles   
>Saw 			****		 crawling on my ceiling at night    
>Tell Dad, doesn't believe me   
>Dad laughs and tells me that my toys are going to come out of my closet at night and eat me.   
   
> Couldn't sleep for months   
And my parents wondered why I didn't like doing laundry.
>be 7, live in 80 yr. old house
>Parents ask for me to go down to the basement to do my laundry
>Walking down the desent of death (stairs) and see the "man" in the corner again.
>1 light on in the entire creepy-ass basement
>Reluctantly turn on washing machine, basement light turns off (the only switch is upstairs)
> **************** .jpg
>Don't want to look like a sissy and call my mom
>Quickly hide behind freezer
>bigmistake.jpg
>I unknowingly just walked into a spiders web
>Start screaming at top of lungs for my mom
>Mom turns on light and runs down stairs
>whatthehellareyouscreamingfor.jpg
>tell mom, she starts to lead me upstairs
>see the man crouched in beside the washing machine and dryer as we leave
>Tell mom and point to the man
>Looks and doesn't see, tells me it's just one of my imaginary friends.
>"man" looks at me and smiles
>Saw **** crawling on my ceiling at night
>Tell Dad, doesn't believe me
>Dad laughs and tells me that my toys are going to come out of my closet at night and eat me.

> Couldn't sleep for months
And my parents wondered why I didn't like doing laundry.
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User avatar #416 to #385 - ishalltroll (04/30/2012) [-]
Best way to get rid of ghosts or monsters is to start fapping vigorously as soon as they appear.
User avatar #336 to #305 - siredvard (04/30/2012) [-]
Necrophiliac level 2
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#290 to #284 - wings (04/30/2012) [-]
Well played OP ....

Well played...
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User avatar #265 - drunkasaurus (04/30/2012) [-]
>Be 6
>In bathroom, taking a bath
>See that I need to take a ****
>Take massive **** in the tub
>Start splashing **** water everywhere
>lol.jpg
>Mom comes in, rages at me
>Slips on slippery floor
>Falls face first into bathtub
>Drowns in *********
>I miss that bitch
#269 to #265 - falloutplayer (04/30/2012) [-]
OMG MY SIDES!
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