Morbid for beginner Skyrim players. .. < YFW looting them both. skyrim dragon Blood Dragon
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#13 - utburd (07/13/2012) [-]
< YFW looting them both.
#36 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
I never died by a dragon.
I got ass-raped by sabercats twice though. ******* cats.
#102 to #36 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
Damn it I forgot to log on this isn't my comment i just forgot to logon
User avatar #126 to #36 - GaryColeman (07/14/2012) [-]
Love you anon, i literally laughed at this comic for ten minutes because it is so true.
#347 to #126 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
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#4 - cammyT (07/13/2012) [-]
you know its true
User avatar #190 to #4 - karhunperse (07/14/2012) [-]
I didn't want to kill Paarthurnax so I used console to skip that quest
#493 to #4 - turkishpidgeon (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh god, Paarthurnax... I'm so sorry! If I could take it back, I would!   
   
Stupid Blades, nowhere near as awesome as Paarthurnax
Oh god, Paarthurnax... I'm so sorry! If I could take it back, I would!

Stupid Blades, nowhere near as awesome as Paarthurnax
User avatar #42 to #4 - retardedboss (07/14/2012) [-]
why do all the dragons look retarded and cock their heads when they talk to you. I thought it was just paarthurnax at first, but oddahviing does it to and so does durnahviir.
I probably spelled all of their names wrong.
#12 to #4 - utburd (07/13/2012) [-]
Have this.
#349 - ortonja (07/14/2012) [-]
Morbid for Morrowind players.
#359 to #349 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
'Flyyyin.. Flyyyin in the skyy.. Cliff Racer fly soooo highhh, Flyyyinnn..'
User avatar #403 to #349 - peepeethesailor (07/14/2012) [-]
Goddamn I hate those things with a fiery passion that cannot be matched by any living thing in our known universe in the past gazillion years.
User avatar #360 to #349 - urikhi (07/14/2012) [-]
I always seemed to be out of arrows when I tried to kill one of those ******* so I had to use something a bit unconventional...... my ******* claymore
#364 to #349 - telfyr (07/14/2012) [-]
I use my levitation spell yelling "scree scree" and attack them from above, see how they like it.
#57 - JohnE (07/14/2012) [-]
Battling dragons before getting Dragonrend: 			****		 YOU DRAGON, LAND SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY SWORD! I HAVEN'T TRAINED MY MAGICS OR ARCHERY YET!
Battling dragons before getting Dragonrend: **** YOU DRAGON, LAND SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY SWORD! I HAVEN'T TRAINED MY MAGICS OR ARCHERY YET!
#87 to #57 - anon (07/14/2012) [-]
THANK YOU. aint that the bitchiest thing ever
User avatar #341 to #57 - pizzaweed (07/14/2012) [-]
Every time they landed, it was a race to rip out their heart before they could fly again. One time I was pinned down for about 20 minutes, moving in circles around a rock and shouting at a dragon cause the ****** kept doing fly bys and never landing. I felt so accomplished when I killed him and his body slid down the hill.
User avatar #74 to #57 - camthepedobear (07/14/2012) [-]






I always go destruction first. It's ridiculously useful.
User avatar #158 to #74 - deltadeltadelta (07/14/2012) [-]
The easiest way to play Skyrim is just by leveling up your enchanting to 100. At that point you can cast spells for no mana. It makes the game extraordinarily easy, but also takes out all the fun and challenge.
User avatar #160 to #158 - camthepedobear (07/14/2012) [-]
wait, what. How do get?
User avatar #176 to #160 - deltadeltadelta (07/14/2012) [-]
Level up your enchanting to 100, grab all the perks in the middle. Then you can get 25% reduction to [insert magic school here] cost on an item, you do that for the chest, head, necklace and ring. Now you have 0 mana cost in that school. Then because of the twin enchanting perk, you can do the same thing again with the same items but with a different school. For example, I did Destruction & Restoration.
User avatar #177 to #176 - camthepedobear (07/14/2012) [-]
Noted.
#395 - nochetriste (07/14/2012) [-]
Be little kid, always dreamed of going to the moon.

Grow up, go to the college of Winterhold **** with eye of Magnus.

Be arch mage get good destruction FeelsGoodMan.

Never visited greybeards, do not shout often, dark elf.

Save Eldergleam, killed thousands of dragons.

Life finally doesn't suck so much!

Wandering at some random place, see giant. ATTACK!

Fireball *BOOM*

Giant comes running towards me, *CLUB*

Fly in air like rocket.

MFW dream came true.


User avatar #262 - DrBobsPatient (07/14/2012) [-]
the only morbid part would be seeing my dumb horse charging in and attacking them, even though i left the horse a mile away...
#302 to #262 - powerfapping (07/14/2012) [-]
&quot;			****		! I paid a thousand septims for that!&quot;
" **** ! I paid a thousand septims for that!"
#326 to #302 - anteatereatingants (07/14/2012) [-]
>Buy horse
>Ride it to nearest uncleared cave
>Leave horse a half mile
>Walk up to cave. "Wtf where are all the bandits?"
>Turn around
>See them in the distance attacking my horse
>Dead before I could get there to save it
>mfw

Happens every ******* time I get a horse
User avatar #72 - porkchips (07/14/2012) [-]
**** that. Dragons, no problem. Bears on the other hand...
User avatar #373 - jpford (07/14/2012) [-]
>just got a high enough level for ancient dragons to start appearing.
>all of a sudden an ancient an elder and a frost dragon out of ******* nowhere.
>no amount of healing potions can help me now.
>get gangraped and tossed in a bush like a dirty whore
User avatar #384 to #373 - badluck (07/14/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro. I advanced a lot in minor sidequests before doing the story in Skyrim. I don't remember if Ancients started appearing yet but I know Elders did, and I was a low enough level to not fight them effectively, and hadn't grinded for Daedric yet. And, like I said, it was before I finished the main quest, so the unique dragons hadn't started appearing more, and I fought 2 Elder dragons at once. I spent 1 reload fighting and 5 trying to run away and fast travel.
#106 - tehavatar (07/14/2012) [-]
its not like i see that everytime i travel to the college of winterhold   
oh wait..
its not like i see that everytime i travel to the college of winterhold
oh wait..
User avatar #128 to #106 - notpostingnotcomen ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
always ancient dragon, the pain oh god that ice breath is deadly to everything that isn't nord
#520 to #128 - tehavatar (07/18/2012) [-]
enchanting 100
magic resistant armour.
???
#10 - rawrasaurus (07/13/2012) [-]
Hope that 3rd red dot isn't another dragon.
#258 - sisupisici (07/14/2012) [-]
glass sword and soul trap...not so beginner
User avatar #283 to #258 - xenoquack (07/14/2012) [-]
It could have been Grimsever?
Mjoll the Lioness' sword when she asks you get grab it for her in a misc quest?
User avatar #287 to #283 - waacson (07/14/2012) [-]
No, it's just an ordinary Glass Sword.
User avatar #288 to #287 - xenoquack (07/14/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know, I've never been much of a fan of Glass armour/weaponry.
User avatar #362 to #258 - captainmerica (07/14/2012) [-]
You can get soul trap as soon as you get to whiterun.
User avatar #265 to #258 - waacson (07/14/2012) [-]
Lighting bolt and a Glass Sword.
#146 - haloforlife (07/14/2012) [-]
>Be khajiit werewolf
>Walk past city guard
>He says to me "is that fur coming out of your ears"
>MFW
#418 - legiaoday (07/14/2012) [-]
Morbid for beginners
Morbid for beginners
#422 to #418 - unoletmehavename (07/14/2012) [-]
I love the finisher on that guy where you stab him in the balls
User avatar #432 to #418 - iRetaliate (07/14/2012) [-]
The only Dwarven Centurion that gave me trouble in that game was the one at the end of the quest to find Grimsever.

******* every single monster in the game is scaled except for that ************ ...
#180 - hehehehhehehehe (07/14/2012) [-]
&gt;Wandering about on my way to a quest   
&gt;Dragon out of nowhere   
&gt;Bear in mind I was only level 4 at this point   
&gt;Nope.jpg   
&gt;Doesn't see me and starts attacking a mountain   
&gt;Take this opportunity to kill it with arrows   
&gt;Dragon is almost dead   
&gt;I'm getting 			*******		 excited   
&gt;The dragon 			*****		 off never to be seen again   
&gt;Mfw
>Wandering about on my way to a quest
>Dragon out of nowhere
>Bear in mind I was only level 4 at this point
>Nope.jpg
>Doesn't see me and starts attacking a mountain
>Take this opportunity to kill it with arrows
>Dragon is almost dead
>I'm getting ******* excited
>The dragon ***** off never to be seen again
>Mfw
#95 - jsin (07/14/2012) [-]
That third red dot is probably a damn bear.
+27
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User avatar #456 to #413 - cookiel (07/14/2012) [-]
I've died more times by Grizzly Bears than by Dragons....is that bad?
User avatar #459 to #413 - Awesomenessniss (07/14/2012) [-]
No alliance worse than the one between the Falmer and the Chaurus.
User avatar #299 - guidedhand (07/14/2012) [-]
Beginner.. with glass sword.
Seems Legit
User avatar #313 to #299 - trolljunkusa (07/14/2012) [-]
I had a glass sword at 14.

If you work up your blacksmithing all the time, you can get it at noob level
User avatar #317 to #313 - anteatereatingants (07/14/2012) [-]
Pfft glass sword. I use the Dawnbreaker
User avatar #325 to #317 - trolljunkusa (07/14/2012) [-]
I don't use a glass sword anymore. I have full daedric with some type of special daedric weapon (I haven't played in over a month)
#333 to #325 - mistahlegend (07/14/2012) [-]
i use a stick
User avatar #342 to #333 - sketchE ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
wobbajack?
User avatar #343 to #325 - sketchE ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
dragon bone sword named wolfblade, because im a werewolf obviously, and a dwarven crossbow named helsing IV specificly for killing vampires
#189 - karhunperse (07/14/2012) [-]
>Playing Skyrim
>On a mountain
>A dragon attacks out of nowhere
>Doesn't land anywhere, gotta kill with arrows
>Spend +15 minutes shooting it with iron arrows
>Dragon almost dead
>Flies away, never see it again
>MFW
+4
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User avatar #194 to #193 - karhunperse (07/14/2012) [-]
I was level 8 back then
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