Morbid for Americans. .. I'm an American and drive an automatic, but I do know how to use a stick shift. I just prefer to use an automatic so I can drive and eat a double fried Big Macw
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Submitted: 06/20/2012
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#139 - baelonn (06/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm an American and drive an automatic, but I do know how to use a stick shift.

I just prefer to use an automatic so I can drive and eat a double fried Big Macwith one hand as I salute old glory with the other, while running over foreigners yelling at them to, "GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY F***ERS". Then as I pull into a french market I flick off the "Oh no! They have stones WE SURRENDER!" Frenchies using both hands while staying and optimal speed of 35 MPH. To those foreigners who don't know what MPH means it means, GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
#112 - dawgfan (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Most Americans know how to drive a stick
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User avatar #197 - ivoryhammer (06/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Well seeing that most American muscle cars use a stick shift, and America pretty much INVENTED the car, I think you're a bit off.
#28 - rmoran (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here come the "I'M AMERICAN BUT I CAN DRIVE STICK!!1" comments.    
(I am one of them)
Here come the "I'M AMERICAN BUT I CAN DRIVE STICK!!1" comments.
(I am one of them)
#116 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
> Implying manuals don't exist in North America, when in fact the first manual car was made IN the US. K.
#47 - tacosmells (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
my car is manual
my car is manual
User avatar #165 - amandajoye (06/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
... I’m a 20 year old girl from California.. I can drive a stick shift.. Victory is mine.
#166 to #165 - SirVladimir ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
That must be a huge kitchen...
#199 - threescore (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
soooo yeah. This post is useless. Made by some out of country dumbass that doesn't know 						****					. I have two cars that are stick shift. I learned when I was 9 to drive my dads Ranger truck.    
   
   
   
This post is like saying any car that has over 100 horsepower is morbid for the British. It just doesn't work.
soooo yeah. This post is useless. Made by some out of country dumbass that doesn't know **** . I have two cars that are stick shift. I learned when I was 9 to drive my dads Ranger truck.



This post is like saying any car that has over 100 horsepower is morbid for the British. It just doesn't work.
#177 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I felt the pic was appropriate, but serouisly, I and most of my friends in the US know how to drive stick. Though unless you're racing, why is it necessary? Automatics are to the point where they get just as good of fuel economy as a manual, so there is no point.
#309 - chucklesmacgreggor (06/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Morbid for europeans
#231 - joemand (06/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well this just doesn't make much sense. Most people I know, drive stick or have at least learned how to drive stick. Hell, most American Muscle cars are stick, and we love our muscle cars.

I don't understand how people call Americans ignorant when **** like this is so highly praised?

Pic is related as its the only American reaction I have.
#188 - Kennyalways (06/21/2012) [-]
Most people learn how to drive stick first...and people say we're ignorant
#66 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#583 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a fourteen year old girl and I can drive a stick...
#587 to #583 - winniedawho (06/21/2012) [-]
whore
#351 - Javapenguin (06/21/2012) [-]
Morbid for OP.
User avatar #56 - HAPPYGIRAFFE (06/20/2012) [+] (21 replies)
I'm American, all my cars are manual and I'm an auto mechanic, so **** you.
#202 - anonymous (06/21/2012) [-]
2003 chevy s10 5 speed suck my balls europe
#99 - trolljunkusa (06/21/2012) [-]
MFW I've never driven an automatic before and I'm American

Also all of the great american cars are stick
User avatar #29 - strun (06/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well, I drive a motorcycle in The United States, where does that put me?
User avatar #32 to #29 - cygnuswithasmile (06/20/2012) [-]
In America.
#328 - theJENK (06/21/2012) [-]
<- Dealership's face when I told them I wanted a manual gearbox.
<- Dealership's face when I told them I wanted a manual gearbox.
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