Mondays... (morbid). Choo choo mothafucka... Rant alert I really fucking hate when people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains/buses/cars. All the bystanders in the area have to watch you become a
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Choo choo mothafucka.

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Submitted: 12/03/2012
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#6 - anaphase (12/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
*Rant alert*   
   
I really fucking hate when people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains/buses/cars. All the bystanders in the area have to watch you become a red smear on a windshield whether they're psychologically disposed to stand it or not.    
   
People develop depression and anxiety issues because of that shit.   
   
And for the driver, being at the helm of the thing killing this man without being able to do a damned thing about it would be nothing short of traumatizing.   
   
Then there's all the poor blokes who have to mop what's left of your liver off the road/tracks and the shitload of red tape the government has to deal with when a thousand people petition them to install fences and boom gates on every road in the land.   
   
There are so many other ways to do it. If you really hate yourself enough to snuff out, don't screw a whole bunch of people over while you're doing it.   
   
(No, I haven't been directly affected by it. It just fucks me off that people can be so selfish.)
*Rant alert*

I really fucking hate when people commit suicide by jumping in front of trains/buses/cars. All the bystanders in the area have to watch you become a red smear on a windshield whether they're psychologically disposed to stand it or not.

People develop depression and anxiety issues because of that shit.

And for the driver, being at the helm of the thing killing this man without being able to do a damned thing about it would be nothing short of traumatizing.

Then there's all the poor blokes who have to mop what's left of your liver off the road/tracks and the shitload of red tape the government has to deal with when a thousand people petition them to install fences and boom gates on every road in the land.

There are so many other ways to do it. If you really hate yourself enough to snuff out, don't screw a whole bunch of people over while you're doing it.

(No, I haven't been directly affected by it. It just fucks me off that people can be so selfish.)





User avatar #15 - saintkarlos (12/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one thinking "where the fuck did he come from?"
User avatar #59 - bokkos (12/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Seriously, what an asshole; now all these people are going to be late work work and/or traumatized because fucking Joe Suicide couldn't scarf down a bottle of pills. Fuck.
#13 - sorrowfulone (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why did they all back up, did they think the guy was gonna blow up or something?
User avatar #14 to #13 - foelkera ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
I don't think anyone enjoys showing up to work covered in blood and scraps of intestines
User avatar #42 - tikledpikle (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
lock yourself in your house and kiss the barrel of a gun. it's faster and less traumatizing for others who don't need to see you waste yourself.
#22 - mrweebleszzz (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
looks like his life plans... derailed.... no? ill just half to leave now, now im cutting myself off from puns
#57 - hikarimiku (12/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What he was thinking.
What he was thinking.
#55 - moofiefoof (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what was that?
User avatar #56 to #55 - winsauceiswin (12/04/2012) [-]
a person committing suicide in one of the dumbest most inconsiderate ways.
#45 - robotvoice (12/04/2012) [-]
''NO TRAIN you cannot understand my love for these rails!''
''NO TRAIN you cannot understand my love for these rails!''
#34 - kirbeee (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It took me a full two and a half minutes to get why the people were running away. I thought that they didn't want to go to work so they ran away from the train that takes them to their office or some shit.
User avatar #17 - pocketstooheavy (12/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"Crap! A Guy is on the tracks! RUN AWAY! HE'S GONNA BLOW!"
#11 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
And that day, he fulfilled his life long dream of becoming a pancake.   
   
   
   
   
loljk he's thoroughly dead
And that day, he fulfilled his life long dream of becoming a pancake.




loljk he's thoroughly dead
User avatar #67 - fitchy (12/04/2012) [+] (10 replies)
here we go.... If someone is enough of a fuck up that they contemplate suicide, they shouldn't wallow in self pity. If I were to the point where I did not want to deal with the everyday stress, I wouldn't kill myself I would just leave. doesn't matter where to, I would take all the money I had and taken my car or whatever other means of transportation I had and just left out to do whatever I pleased. There would be no money problems, just surviving by myself maybe drifting place to place, and you wouldn't have to fear death since you would already want to die, you might as well make something of what you are doing rather than just ending it.... tl;dr people who commit suicide are retarded pussies
User avatar #77 to #67 - SwiftNinja (12/05/2012) [-]
Too bad most people who kill themselves have hidden psychosocial disorders and see the world as a living hell, so your theory is useless and was created by someone who has never been suicidal.
User avatar #2 - spleed ONLINE (12/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What was that that went over the rail?

I couldn't see it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - spleed ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
I thought it was an arm lol
User avatar #39 - bawsorama (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
god damn it. should've just gone out Amanda Todd style and not ruin those people's day
User avatar #31 - phoenix grinder (12/04/2012) [-]
this just the actual Charlie Sheen death tape
User avatar #86 - codyxvasco (12/09/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Am I the only one who would actually watch?
User avatar #47 - brutallyhonest (12/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I feel kind of shitty just watching this over and over..
#9 - lknight (12/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What a stupid way to go! He cut himself in half, the idiots gonna be lying there under a train for like 10 mins waiting to die.
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