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Kathy Bates at her best as she serves up seriously brutal OWNAGE on James Caan. READ ALONG KIDDIES!!!!!!!
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ANNIE
Paul, do you know about the early days
at the Kimberley diamond mines?

Do you know what they did to
the native workers who stole diamonds?

Don't worry.
They didn't kill them.

That would be like junking a Mercedes
just because it had a broken spring.

No, they had to make sure
they could go on working,

but they also had to make sure
they could never run away.

The operation was called "hobbling".

PAUL
Annie...whatever you're thinking about doing, please don't do it.
(sees sledgehammer)
Annie, for God's...

ANNIE
Shh, darling. Trust me.

PAUL
God's sake!

ANNIE
It's for the best.

PAUL
Annie, please!
(breaks left ankle)
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ANNIE
Almost done. Just one more.

PAUL
AAAHH!!!! GGOOODDDDUUUUUUHH!!!!!!!!!

ANNIE
God, I love you.
i want morbid back on the morbid channel it was awesomely bad now it wont even scare my nephew and hes 11

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Submitted: 07/11/2012
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#1 - lollingtime (07/12/2012) [-]
COCKADOODIE!!
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