Meanwhile in russia. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!! In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU! In Soviet Russia, radio listens  Rape
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Meanwhile in russia

Meanwhile in russia. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!! In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU! In Soviet Russia, radio listens

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!

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Submitted: 05/08/2012
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User avatar #58 - hypercombofinish (05/09/2012) [-]
The rage comic at the end was unnecessary.
#39 - derpkipz (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah nothing more dangerous than those... Yellow belts?

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#76 - classiccolour ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
Kind of killed it with the comic. If i was you, i would've stuck with the actual text, or just the comic, but better.
#66 - colossusshadow (05/09/2012) [-]
The rage comic part was retarded.
The rage comic part was retarded.
#32 - ragingbrony (05/09/2012) [-]
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Yeah!
Have sex with him!
That'll teach him to not rob stores!
User avatar #40 to #32 - commontroll (05/09/2012) [-]
After three days, your dick would be bloody and raw. It would not be pleasant. People don't really understand that being raped as a guy is usually horrifying.
User avatar #42 to #40 - ragingbrony (05/09/2012) [-]
Depends how often they had sex.
Once a day for 3 days would not do that much damage (unless she did it abusively)
#48 to #42 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
no the part that would be dangerous here is that she was feeding him vaigra for three days. You know those comercials stating if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours call a doctor? well that ***** not a joke the constant pressure will start to cause atrophy in the penis. now put in perspective that this happens after 4 hours. He went through that for 3 days....ouch.
#44 to #42 - dereken (05/09/2012) [-]
It's not the sex, or how often, it's the fact that he has absolutely no control over what's happening to him. He was forced to something he did not want to do.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ragingbrony (05/09/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about the rape aspect of it, I was talking about the actual damaged caused physically to him.
#46 to #45 - dereken (05/09/2012) [-]
Well, that depends on her. From what a read, it was much more than once a day.
User avatar #43 to #42 - commontroll (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if she was feeding him viagra... also, she probably didn't feed him water. He had to go to the hospital for genital wounds man. That'd be terrible...
#33 - jesusmcbatmanjones (05/09/2012) [-]
brb gonna rob a hairdresser

#82 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
"The woman could be convicted of surprise sex"

If a man did this I imagine it'd go down differently...
#83 to #82 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah man, modern feminism is illogical and unnecessary. (._.)
#86 to #83 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
ZOMG! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT! SEXIST PIG!! BLAHBLAH WOMEN'S RIGHTS!! BAHBLAH MY PERIOD!!! BLAH FUKKEN BLAH1!!!1!1!!!
#102 to #83 - stallwallwriter (05/09/2012) [-]
Yep, that whole concept about women having the same rights as men is pretty dumb.
Yes, yes, I'm sure you only meant feminists who go overboard. Don't say "modern feminism" unless you mean the entire field, and I'll refrain from calling all anons dumbasses when I only mean a few.
User avatar #3 - kirkbot (05/08/2012) [-]
>yellow belt in Karate
yellow belt is pretty much the lowest...
User avatar #4 to #3 - imaginator (05/08/2012) [-]
In Soviet Russia, yellow belt is best belt!
User avatar #5 to #4 - kirkbot (05/08/2012) [-]
in soviet russia, god created humans
User avatar #59 to #5 - kirkbot (05/09/2012) [-]
funny how this one sentence sometimes gets -50 thumbs and sometimes +400
#16 to #5 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
lol
#87 - asdflower (05/09/2012) [-]
What, there is actually a charge for "surprise sex"?
#92 to #87 - winniedawho (05/09/2012) [-]
rape?
#93 to #92 - asdflower (05/09/2012) [-]
Then it's called rape, not surprise sex. Surprise sex is sex you get when you least expect it. Oh wait, that is rape.
#74 - Onemanretardpack (05/09/2012) [-]
This reeks horribly of 9gag, especially the comic....
#14 to #1 - anon (05/08/2012) [-]
Give her the dick
#99 - anon (05/09/2012) [-]
Did someone say man rape?
Did someone say man rape?
#75 - ashotintehdark (05/09/2012) [-]
isn't yellow belt like only the second belt?? :S
User avatar #77 to #75 - sippay (05/09/2012) [-]
in soviet russia its the best belt
User avatar #51 - randomathon (05/09/2012) [-]
If a guy had done that the feminists would all be like WHAT THE **** OMG NO NO NO NO NO HE IS DISGUSTING NO NO NO.
#35 - vipersixtyfour (05/09/2012) [-]
<- What she sells in the back room
#54 - Is that a nipple (05/09/2012) [-]
A yellow belt is still a beginner ._.
#56 to #54 - Entertainment (05/09/2012) [-]
But her name is OLGA!
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