Meanwhile in russia. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!! In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU! In Soviet Russia, radio listens  Rape
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Meanwhile in russia. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!! In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!! In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU! In Soviet Russia, radio listens

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!

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Views: 44084 Submitted: 05/08/2012
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#3 - kirkbot ONLINE
Reply +17
(05/08/2012) [-]
>yellow belt in Karate
yellow belt is pretty much the lowest...
#4 to #3 - imaginator
Reply +58
(05/08/2012) [-]
In Soviet Russia, yellow belt is best belt!
#5 to #4 - kirkbot ONLINE
Reply -30
(05/08/2012) [-]
in soviet russia, god created humans
#59 to #5 - kirkbot ONLINE
Reply +5
(05/09/2012) [-]
funny how this one sentence sometimes gets -50 thumbs and sometimes +400
#16 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(05/08/2012) [-]
lol
#39 - derpkipz
Reply +39
(05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah nothing more dangerous than those... Yellow belts?

#66 - colossusshadow
Reply +25
(05/09/2012) [-]
The rage comic part was retarded.
The rage comic part was retarded.
#32 - ragingbrony
Reply +23
(05/09/2012) [-]
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Yeah!
Have sex with him!
That'll teach him to not rob stores!
#40 to #32 - commontroll
Reply +4
(05/09/2012) [-]
After three days, your dick would be bloody and raw. It would not be pleasant. People don't really understand that being raped as a guy is usually horrifying.
#42 to #40 - ragingbrony
Reply +2
(05/09/2012) [-]
Depends how often they had sex.
Once a day for 3 days would not do that much damage (unless she did it abusively)
#48 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
no the part that would be dangerous here is that she was feeding him vaigra for three days. You know those comercials stating if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours call a doctor? well that ***** not a joke the constant pressure will start to cause atrophy in the penis. now put in perspective that this happens after 4 hours. He went through that for 3 days....ouch.
#44 to #42 - dereken
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
It's not the sex, or how often, it's the fact that he has absolutely no control over what's happening to him. He was forced to something he did not want to do.
#45 to #44 - ragingbrony
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about the rape aspect of it, I was talking about the actual damaged caused physically to him.
#46 to #45 - dereken
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Well, that depends on her. From what a read, it was much more than once a day.
#43 to #42 - commontroll
Reply 0
(05/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if she was feeding him viagra... also, she probably didn't feed him water. He had to go to the hospital for genital wounds man. That'd be terrible...
#58 - hypercombofinish
Reply +21
(05/09/2012) [-]
The rage comic at the end was unnecessary.
#17 - cicko **User deleted account**
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#76 - classiccolour ONLINE
Reply +13
(05/09/2012) [-]
Kind of killed it with the comic. If i was you, i would've stuck with the actual text, or just the comic, but better.
#33 - jesusmcbatmanjones
Reply +11
(05/09/2012) [-]
brb gonna rob a hairdresser

#74 - Onemanretardpack
Reply +9
(05/09/2012) [-]
This reeks horribly of 9gag, especially the comic....
#65 - superchrist
Reply +9
(05/09/2012) [-]