Meanwhile in Australia. ... or some place like that... You know what I just considered? How tormenting it is to be an insect, to see your fellow comrades die, before you, and you can only watch. No communication — f
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Meanwhile in Australia

... or some place like that.

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User avatar #56 - pasiusquotum (01/03/2013) [+] (11 replies)
You know what I just considered? How tormenting it is to be an insect, to see your fellow comrades die, before you, and you can only watch. No communication — for the most part.

As a spider, you're stuck trying to get a fly stuck on paper, and all you can do is starve to death as your strength gives out. Meanwhile, your childhood friend strolls along, and sees you may need assistance in capturing the fly for some reason, even though you've never needed help before. A friendly wave, he gives you as he struts towards you, and all you can do is watch. Empty eyes, cooled by the vacant loss of life in you, as your final thoughts are of your friend, and how he must suffer the same fate as you. The stickpaper rustles some as your partners first legs submerge into thick parchment adhesive. 'What is this?' He questions, as his silent shock echoes simply nothings into the quiet room. He looks to you as your eyes lock.

'Betrayal?' He thinks. Jealously? Did he purposely entrap me? You two stare into eachothers eyes until you finally give out. Your lifeless husk embraces the adhesive letter. Now your friend must stay beside the corpse of his former comrade, thousands of questions bolting through his head. 'Why was I sent here? Has God pre-destined me? To end up standing beside my friend, and die with him? Seeing his light fade? What now?' He ponders. As his mind begins to analyze the equation before him. It's a trap. Now he must serve as a lesson, but will he teach? Hardly. Is he the parable? Perhaps. Now he is the oldest living being on the letter, that is yet deceased. It is too late. As a hunter, the spider is prone to locate prey quickly. Gregarious young ones destined for greatness must die. He knows this. Arachnid after young, vibrant arachnid emerge from the crevices. Garrett, Selena, Cynthia .. they all must die. This old spider knows this is the fall of a community. As the parchment fills with doomed spiders, all he can do is quietly quietly laugh.
#4 - thatrussianhoe (01/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW
#51 - Hidnight (01/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Those be playing cards, mate.
#48 - salsawin (01/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Look at them correctly used tags. VERY correctly used. Arthropods? Dang man, you are precise like a razor. I like it.

pic related. It's a spider eating a bird.
#103 - carmineshelmet (01/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - supermanon (01/02/2013) [-]
my friend lives in australia, he was just talking to me on the phone
he told me he got rid of his christmas tree the day after boxing day
because it was full of spiders
poisonous spiders
he was worried about his kids
#64 - sillyjello (01/03/2013) [-]
This post gives me the creepy crawlies
This post gives me the creepy crawlies
#55 - ICEDgrunge (01/03/2013) [-]
I went to itch my eye and because of the sudden jerk away from my mouse, the sudden small movement of it scared the living 						****					 out of me. I hate these posts and what they do to me.
I went to itch my eye and because of the sudden jerk away from my mouse, the sudden small movement of it scared the living **** out of me. I hate these posts and what they do to me.
#19 - noket (01/02/2013) [-]
nope
#17 - dyejordan (01/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Welcome to Australia
I shall be your guide
#27 to #17 - inathecold (01/03/2013) [-]
Roight there is a king cobra, one of the deadliest snakes in the world. Now, it's said that it's venom can kill, in just twenty minutes. I'm gunna touch it!
#85 - endface (01/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - moneybag (01/03/2013) [-]
spiders face when
#73 - flixoe (01/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How'd they get all the way out to the center of the sticky paper? You'd think they'd get stuck before then.
User avatar #75 to #73 - phenominaljard (01/03/2013) [-]
They must have climbed over their fallen brethren...
#43 - fukkentyranitar (01/03/2013) [-]
Rock Slide!!
#26 - memescomefromb (01/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
FuuuUUUck that!
#25 - Metallicock ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
#6 - paintplayer ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Why is my skin itching and tingling now?
Why is my skin itching and tingling now?
#83 - werethwldgoosgoes (01/03/2013) [-]
OP: Yeah I'll just set some traps to get them little 						*******					.   
HRW: When the 						************					 spider holocaust happens.
OP: Yeah I'll just set some traps to get them little ******* .
HRW: When the ************ spider holocaust happens.
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