Ketchup. p̹̪͔͘ḙ͈̭͎ṋ̀i͕s͔̣̯̥. These are the leaves of the Gympie Gympie tree. They produce a toxin so painful it has been described as being sprayed with hot a leaves man Suicide ASS burn BS fuck tags
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Ketchup. p̹̪͔͘ḙ͈̭͎ṋ̀i͕s͔̣̯̥. These are the leaves of the Gympie Gympie tree. They produce a toxin so painful it has been described as being sprayed with hot a

p̹̪͔͘ḙ͈̭͎ṋ̀i͕s͔̣̯̥

These are the leaves of the Gympie Gympie tree.
They produce a toxin so painful it has been described
as being sprayed with hot acid and electrocuted at
the same time. A man was reported to have shot
himself after using the tree as toilet paper.
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#26 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter, we have another task for you and your ass.
User avatar #75 to #26 - propanex ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
I laughed for a good 10 seconds... 1+
#71 to #26 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
Really wish i would've logged in.
#81 to #71 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
but ya know, im just a faggot
#93 to #81 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
Also I suck dick.
#96 to #93 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
Big black dicks.
#127 to #97 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
Not as much as you, faggot.
#136 to #127 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2014) [-]
Log in and say that like a man, bitch!
User avatar #142 to #136 - holywarstpd (01/24/2014) [-]
Faggot
#167 to #142 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2014) [-]
I didn't think you'd call my bluff. Asshole.

You're a good man.
User avatar #178 to #167 - holywarstpd (01/24/2014) [-]
I'm a mysterious mother ******
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#100 to #96 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 124** Wait the last three posts haven't been me...
#139 to #96 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
sometimes many at once
#113 to #96 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
That are covered in Gympie Gympie leaves.
User avatar #4 - goldenrodent (01/23/2014) [-]
... And its Australian
of course
#7 to #4 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
#9 to #4 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm too ****** up to be here, put the wrong pic up.
#50 to #9 - letting (01/23/2014) [-]
Fake right? Right? RIGHT?


#172 to #9 - tooscarredtologin (01/24/2014) [-]
[Arachnophobia Intensifies]
User avatar #1 - andreweasley (01/23/2014) [-]
Now, Extract it and put it in a water gun. have fun~
#117 to #1 - bitey (01/24/2014) [-]
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#159 to #1 - Jesusnipples (01/24/2014) [-]
I feel like someone is actually going to do this.
I feel like someone is actually going to do this.
User avatar #183 to #159 - andreweasley (01/24/2014) [-]
I think I have just inspired something amazing!
#105 to #1 - hates (01/24/2014) [-]
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#147 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow (01/24/2014) [-]
I must stop your reign of evil.
I must stop your reign of evil.
User avatar #3 to #1 - thebaseballexpert (01/23/2014) [-]
Take it easy there Satan
#10 to #3 - Rascal (01/23/2014) [-]
Satan would spit a concentrated version of this plants oil in your eyes, mwa ha ha ha ... Jus' Sayin'
User avatar #6 to #3 - andreweasley (01/23/2014) [-]
I'm gonna get a needle and fill it with the extract. then I will go into a store and inject random stuff with it! Tampons maybe? >:}
#94 to #6 - hjklasdf (01/24/2014) [-]
Condom Packages...
User avatar #8 to #6 - andreweasley (01/23/2014) [-]
And before you say ''you can't" Let me tell you that if there's a will.. there's a way. let hell be raised
User avatar #53 to #8 - metalmind (01/23/2014) [-]
Use 0,3x8mm needles, they are cheap and don't leave marks.
#36 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/23/2014) [-]
peanutbitter we have one last job for you -   
eat more sugar-free haribos and wipe your ass with these leaves   
   
   
it's time to send you out with a bang.   
a cosmic 			*******		 bang.
peanutbitter we have one last job for you -
eat more sugar-free haribos and wipe your ass with these leaves


it's time to send you out with a bang.
a cosmic ******* bang.
#148 to #36 - timelordjam (01/24/2014) [-]
It's like you have no emotions   no jam for you   that was a joke, you can have some jam
It's like you have no emotions no jam for you that was a joke, you can have some jam
User avatar #15 - willindor (01/23/2014) [-]
Was that guy peanutbitter?
#12 - ellrotts (01/23/2014) [-]
Moonlighter plant. everywhere in Australian bush. I fell in one once. Being exposed to acid before and as an electrician i have experienced both sensations separately. Its not that bad.
I fell into one of these bushes and all i can say is its ****** . it burns for 2 weeks and is not at all pleasant.
#13 to #12 - ellrotts (01/23/2014) [-]
If i were to describe this plant, in the plant world it would be the ******** cunt out there.
User avatar #69 - ipartywithpedobear (01/24/2014) [-]
if i could get a hold of a small amount, i would totally use a small amount of it to masturbate with.
#107 to #69 - bruinslover (01/24/2014) [-]
good god, man...
User avatar #73 to #70 - nibbero (01/24/2014) [-]
MELONS!!!
#24 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
this is why we don't go outside
this is why we don't go outside
#52 - drhondaboy ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
#47 - nachtowl (01/23/2014) [-]
peanutbitter's fw
#14 - junkk (01/23/2014) [-]
#88 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter, your new task awaits! Do it for science and funnyjunk!
#51 - darkboss (01/23/2014) [-]
mfw the leaves touch the cheeks
mfw the leaves touch the cheeks
#64 to #51 - stifflimb (01/23/2014) [-]
Get it on your fingers while walking through the forest and pick your nose, what do you think would happen?
Get it on your fingers while walking through the forest and pick your nose, what do you think would happen?
#65 to #64 - darkboss (01/24/2014) [-]
Its simple we
Its simple we
#114 - JamesWolf (01/24/2014) [-]
This had nothing to do with Ketchup
This had nothing to do with Ketchup
User avatar #145 to #114 - trollsdad (01/24/2014) [-]
i like naming titles that have no relevance to the post
User avatar #78 - eriktheviking (01/24/2014) [-]
The punishment for child rape should be this stuff to the junk every day for 10 years.
#98 to #78 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
Why just child rape?
User avatar #106 to #98 - weapsycho (01/24/2014) [-]
...to destroy competition
#66 - fareastbrainseer (01/24/2014) [-]
Why You Don't Want To Touch The Gympie-Gympie Plant
For anyone else who's curious. Of course it grows in Australia.
User avatar #87 to #66 - jklbnm (01/24/2014) [-]
then he walks into another gympie gympie
#91 to #87 - tender (01/24/2014) [-]
Wait, never mind. just a drunk englishmen. I was mistaken.
#90 to #87 - tender (01/24/2014) [-]
hang the **** on
dig this with me
#89 to #66 - tender (01/24/2014) [-]
that feel when i thought normal nettle felt like hell, that stuff sounds crazy. Research time.
#99 to #89 - Rascal (01/24/2014) [-]
When he mentioned the locals' cure, and unzipped his suit, I was sure he was going to say he had to piss on himself to stop the burning.
#103 to #66 - tokazakime (01/24/2014) [-]
that acting.
#85 - fuckgaryoak (01/24/2014) [-]
it might work
User avatar #77 - anonemous (01/24/2014) [-]
*chops up and mixes into nemesis's salad*
#48 - afrodemon ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
man thats a bloody pain in the ass aint it?
#42 - hanyouvale (01/23/2014) [-]
I guess you could say it is a pain in the ass
User avatar #43 to #42 - ashee (01/23/2014) [-]
CARLOS!!
User avatar #44 to #42 - thetrobadour (01/23/2014) [-]
this has to be the funniest thing ever commented on this site
#59 to #42 - secondfunction ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
**secondfunction rolls 30**
User avatar #60 to #42 - itrinx (01/23/2014) [-]
That's not funny, i have hemoroids.
#68 to #60 - beads (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha
#79 to #68 - itrinx (01/24/2014) [-]
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#80 to #79 - beads (01/24/2014) [-]
That's not funny, I have tear duct cancer.
User avatar #83 to #80 - itrinx (01/24/2014) [-]
Haha
#84 to #83 - beads (01/24/2014) [-]
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