Jog or suicide... you decide.. . s TENNIS ME Tl]. Jogging. Pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge. jog death
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User avatar #155 - dolphinjew (06/21/2012) [-]
mor·bid/ˈmôrbəd/
1. affected by, caused by, causing, or characteristic of disease.
2. Pertaining to diseased parts: morbid anatomy.
3. gruesome; grisly.

This does not belong in morbid channel
#192 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at OC Banana-Tech ** <everyones reaction to OP
User avatar #206 to #192 - thesadness (06/21/2012) [-]
BY IMITATING HIM
#153 - disbitch (06/21/2012) [-]
just wanted a peaceful jog :'(
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#137 - megatrondecepticon (06/21/2012) [-]
Jogging.




Pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge.
#142 to #137 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Don't see why this guy gets thumbed down for using a meme correctly.
#76 - dethrey (06/21/2012) [-]
I know , right?
#148 - damnyoupeople (06/21/2012) [-]
**damnyoupeople rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Hug the police. **
#173 - davemill (06/21/2012) [-]
**davemill rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at "Summerfags" **
#6 - ville (06/21/2012) [-]
I have been stabbed 4 inches deep in my balls with a bar of chocolate. i have 00% survival chance. yeah... pretty ******
#84 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Tissue
11 inches
dick
18% chance of survival
#98 to #6 - stamfordsgio (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed 12 inches deep through my chest with a haircomb with a 15% chance of survival. ****
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User avatar #8 to #6 - Noah (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed 7 inches deep in my hair and I have a 06% survival chance.
#10 to #8 - rakejake (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with.... wtf I don't see a single blue item in my room, my shirt I guess. 9 inches deep holy **** , in my stomach! My god, I have a 69% survival chance.. Lucky me
#140 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 8 inches with a shirt on my wrist. 81% chance of survival.

not a single **** was given
User avatar #170 to #6 - theepicgamer (06/21/2012) [-]
I got stabbed with a pair of jeans 2 inches deep in my left hand. 51% chance of survival. The odds are in my favor by 1%.
User avatar #212 to #6 - georgeapg (06/22/2012) [-]
i have been stabbed wirh a scalpule 1 inch inner thigh 50% chance of survivle
User avatar #40 to #6 - ishalltroll (06/21/2012) [-]
my nokia C3 cellphone stabbed me 5 inches deep into my stomach.
06% chance of survival
well ****
#38 to #6 - bigshoesdotcom (06/21/2012) [-]
7 inches into my hand. 15% chance of survival. So very ****** .
#130 to #6 - dorkmode (06/21/2012) [-]
ive been stabbed in my nipple with a laundry basket 6 inches deep nd i have a 98 percent chance of survival...
#51 to #6 - realrockrooster (06/21/2012) [-]
Hairspray
7 inches
Stomach
69% survival.
#23 to #6 - prjprko (06/21/2012) [-]
ive been stabbed 8 inched deep with a couch in my balls...im not even gonna bother stating the chances of survival on that one.
User avatar #43 to #6 - trolololing (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a trampoline, 9 inches deep into my hand and i've got a 13% survival chance, yet somehow i'm not threatened
User avatar #44 to #43 - trolololing (06/21/2012) [-]
threatened scared/worried in any way
#39 to #6 - kilroyxx (06/21/2012) [-]
11 inches through my leg

21% chance of survival. Night night all.
#61 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed 11 inches into the knee with a pair of shorts, 99% survival chance
User avatar #15 to #6 - skateabuga (06/21/2012) [-]
I've just been stabbed by a fan 10 inches deep in the ankle with a 92% survival rate. Sounds good
#19 to #6 - windling (06/21/2012) [-]
so... i got stabed 2 inches deep in the foot by a blue fish and my survival chance is about 05%
****
#189 to #6 - Nickdowgg (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 8 inches in the head with a Doritos cool ranch bag...   
Survival chance is 37%
Stabbed 8 inches in the head with a Doritos cool ranch bag...
Survival chance is 37%
#117 to #6 - nicetoe (06/21/2012) [-]
i was stabbed 10 inches deep with a god damn dumpster?? in my balls, with a 25% chance to survive... i guess i'm pretty ****** ! (pic not related)
#149 to #117 - gespony ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
damn your balls are 10 inches big
User avatar #162 to #6 - bananarowboat (06/21/2012) [-]
Got stabbed by a towel, it went 7 inches into my chest and I have 00% chance of survival
User avatar #112 to #6 - odapac (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed six inches up my asshole ( I was whipping my ass after a dump, don't give me that look) with the $40 Nike flip flops I'm wearing...damn, I liked those flip flops!

Wait...is it house phone or cell phone? There is literally a 91% differential between the two, SO THIS IS A BIG DEAL.
#12 to #6 - iowndemostest (06/21/2012) [-]
STABBED FOUR INCHES INTO THE DICK WITH A TV REMOTE WITH A 28% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
STABBED FOUR INCHES INTO THE DICK WITH A TV REMOTE WITH A 28% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
#164 to #12 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Glass bowl
8 inches
inner thigh
04% survival rate
User avatar #208 to #164 - lamarisagoodname (06/22/2012) [-]
lol @ fact that everyone's getting stabbed in the groin region
#109 to #6 - arseholeanteater (06/21/2012) [-]
5 inches deep, in the anus (I was getting sweaty!), 00% of survival, oh god, please not with this...
User avatar #60 to #6 - potatotown (06/21/2012) [-]
superglue
8 inches
head
38%
wat
#75 to #6 - nwn ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
I don't know how, but i managed to get stabbed with my blanket 11 inches into my head...
But miraculously i have a 98% chance of survival, so... **** LOGIC, RIGHT?!
User avatar #106 to #6 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (06/21/2012) [-]
STABBED BY MY SKATEBOARD TRUCKS 3 INCHES INTO MY KNEE. 45% SURVIVAL RATE
User avatar #53 to #6 - IrishAssassin (06/21/2012) [-]
Chip bag, 12 inches, thigh, 41%

Stabbed by a Chip bag

WAT
User avatar #91 to #6 - madvillainy (06/21/2012) [-]
8 inches deep through my eye with a pack of gum. 89% survival chance.
#45 to #6 - Jameshaich (06/21/2012) [-]
Just been stabbed 1 inch in the nipple, by a scrubs DVD boxset.
I have a 11% survival rate.
User avatar #81 to #6 - Powerfox (06/21/2012) [-]
9 inches into my tooth o.O
59% chance to survive
User avatar #82 to #81 - Powerfox (06/21/2012) [-]
With a pair of goggles
#21 to #6 - chickenwarrior (06/21/2012) [-]
i have been stabbed 10 inches into my face with a vinyl record and a 03% chance of survival...how does that even work...
#24 to #6 - hingerbinger ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed by my trousers 12 inches deep through my hand and I got a 81% survival chance
stabbed by my trousers 12 inches deep through my hand and I got a 81% survival chance
User avatar #18 to #6 - xMasterofpuppetsx (06/21/2012) [-]
I have just been stabbed by my mousepad. And my chance of survival is 23%. **** me
User avatar #226 to #6 - thefourcup (06/22/2012) [-]
Stabbed 1 inch deep in the stomach with a toothbrush and a 75% of survival!
#17 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Been stabbed 7 inches deep in my dick, with a dildo, survival chance is 69%.
User avatar #209 to #6 - KingoftheMudkips (06/22/2012) [-]
My laundry basket. 5 inches in. Stomach(Scratched an itch). 04% survival. byebye
User avatar #50 to #6 - tehlulzbringer (06/21/2012) [-]
Pajamas
9 inches
arm
16%

I don't even...
#180 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed with my laptop 8 inches in my head, 50% survival rate....
User avatar #32 to #6 - jlyoung (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed by a shampoo bottle 10 inches deep in my face with an 84% chance of survival.
How...?
#167 to #6 - turizor (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 1 inch into the chin with a blanket, 03% chance of survival.
#27 to #6 - deddead (06/21/2012) [-]
i got stabbed in the side by my pants and a 20% chance of survival
User avatar #146 to #6 - gespony ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed 11 inches into the stomach with a red bull can with 72% chance of survival, wut
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User avatar #129 to #6 - xladeterinas (06/21/2012) [-]
I just got stabbed with a towel, 1 inch into my face. My survival rate is an abysmal 1 percent,.

As we all know, superficial wounds are some of the most deadly.
#213 to #6 - retardfridge (06/22/2012) [-]
MFW I was stabbed 4 inches deep in my willy with a door and having a 90% chance of survival.
User avatar #11 to #6 - Theyneverknow (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed 3 inches deep in the side with a [terribly useless] switchblade before
I'd happily have that again before this game
I've just been stabbed by a pole 6 inches deep in the cheek with a 24% survival chance
#196 to #6 - chancebell (06/21/2012) [-]
I have just been stabbed with a bag of Ruffles chips 2 inches deep in the thigh. I have a 74% chance of survival. ._.   
   
(pic very related)
I have just been stabbed with a bag of Ruffles chips 2 inches deep in the thigh. I have a 74% chance of survival. ._.

(pic very related)
User avatar #217 to #196 - georgeapg (06/22/2012) [-]
what you were fapping to?
User avatar #224 to #217 - chancebell (06/22/2012) [-]
**** yeah.
User avatar #218 to #217 - georgeapg (06/22/2012) [-]
*is this
User avatar #65 to #6 - Onikos (06/21/2012) [-]
pokemon blue version
5 inches
in the stomach
33%

5 inches??? with a pokemon cartridge? dafuq?
User avatar #178 to #6 - archonlb (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 7 inches in the groin with my mousepad
#34 to #6 - thijsofbodom (06/21/2012) [-]
10 inch cut in my heart area
<I got stabbed with this (its a multieffect pedal for my guitar)
I have a survival chance of 73%
User avatar #159 to #34 - killerliquid (06/21/2012) [-]
You shouldn't be alive
User avatar #229 to #159 - thijsofbodom (06/22/2012) [-]
yup that thing is massive and weighs a ton
User avatar #176 to #6 - ilikehawtsecs (06/21/2012) [-]
**ilikehawtsecs rolls 95**
Backpack
3 inches deep
Left thigh
26% chance of survival
Which means if 00-26, I survive.
User avatar #62 to #6 - zilver (06/21/2012) [-]
Pocket knife
1 inch
Cheek
29%
#161 to #6 - zionsype (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed 12 inches deep with a spoon in the back of my head with a 01% chance of survival
#101 to #6 - gustafusta (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed with a nintento ds 12 inches deep in the face with an 87% chance of survival    
   
			****		 I AM HARDCORE!
stabbed with a nintento ds 12 inches deep in the face with an 87% chance of survival

**** I AM HARDCORE!
User avatar #156 to #6 - killerliquid (06/21/2012) [-]
My jogging pants (lol relates to content)
up my nose
22% chance of survival
wat
User avatar #158 to #156 - killerliquid (06/21/2012) [-]
1 inch deep
User avatar #92 to #6 - fuckinfuckinfuck (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed in the back with a plastic trash can lid. 92% chance of survival. imokaywiththis.jpg. I think.
#152 to #6 - captainkoolaid (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 1 inch in my dick with my phone.
95% survival rate.
User avatar #85 to #6 - ilovel (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a toy train 3 inches deep in my nose, and I have a 37% survival chance. Nice.
User avatar #151 to #6 - brianhanerjr (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a pen 12" into the dick with a 73% chance of survival.
Ouch.
#83 to #6 - ffffyou (06/21/2012) [-]
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with the mouse 7 inches in the head with a 02% of survival.... **** just got serious
#133 to #6 - geeksunited (06/21/2012) [-]
i just jerked off
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User avatar #126 to #6 - futurestas (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed with a jelly bean 4 inches deep in the foot with a 3% survival chance??
#30 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
I got stabbed in the side by my swimsuit, 11 inches deep and a 36% chance of survival
User avatar #47 to #6 - fukkendragonite (06/21/2012) [-]
I've been stabbed with a book, 6 inches deep in my head. I have a 92% chance of survival.
User avatar #16 to #6 - froghole (06/21/2012) [-]
i was magically stabbed 4 inches deep in my knee (legitly, it was my knee) by a damn blanket. i think i should have more than a 70% chance of survival.
User avatar #59 to #6 - firechicken (06/21/2012) [-]
Box of Gum
7 inches
inner thigh
70%

Damn gum! When did you get so sharp?
#63 to #59 - zilver (06/21/2012) [-]
Inner thigh?
User avatar #14 to #6 - superbla (06/21/2012) [-]
I have been stabbed in the knee with my pet cat and I have a 49% survival rate.
#79 to #14 - nwn ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
You have a blue cat?
#33 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
84% chance of survival. and stabbed in my face 6 inches deep by a blue raspberry sucker
User avatar #225 to #6 - TigerMann (06/22/2012) [-]
Stabbed 12 inches in the foot with a trash bin with a 49% chance of survival

******* what
User avatar #31 to #6 - deathskream (06/21/2012) [-]
I have been stabbed in the hand by card sleeve thats 4 inches deep and I have a 99% chance of survival. I am okay with these odds.
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#110 to #6 - melne (06/21/2012) [-]
12 inches deep in the head, 49% chance of survival. Hm...
User avatar #193 to #6 - themanta (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed 3 inches deep with a blue solo cup in the foot.

41% survival rate.

i had to recite my own phone number in my head like 3 times for this.
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#183 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
i got stabbed with a pen cap 1 inch into my shin with a 77% of survival. not bad
User avatar #68 to #6 - ghostnapaa (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed with my pc mouse 3 inches deep into my arm with a 97% chance of survival
User avatar #179 to #6 - piclemaniscool (06/21/2012) [-]
I have been stabbed 7 inches in the foot by a suitcase. 74% chance survival.
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User avatar #168 to #6 - sirgawain (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 6 inches in the knee with a comfortable blanket with a 93% chance of survival.
User avatar #56 to #6 - melloickii (06/21/2012) [-]
laptop
10 inches
leg
19%
User avatar #163 to #6 - lordmoldywart (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 7 inches deep into my hand (wtf?) with a folder, 23% survival chance
#52 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
Epi-pen
6 Inches
Leg
22%

Wouldn't I survive because its supposed to go into my leg?
User avatar #147 to #6 - vancecore (06/21/2012) [-]
Stuff toy 2 in to my arm witha a 47% chance of living
#48 to #6 - knockoutninja (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed with a towel, 3 inches deep, in my head, with a 65% survival rate
User avatar #143 to #6 - samxdaxman (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed 10 inches in the ear with a spark vitamin water bottle with a 25% chance of survival. im pretty damn ****** .
User avatar #46 to #6 - aahrg (06/21/2012) [-]
stabbed with a pencil 7inches into my elbow with a 16percent survival rate


#139 to #6 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
I was stabbed 7 inches deep with a rubber edged binder. I have an 83% chance to live.   
Seems about right.   
   
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I was stabbed 7 inches deep with a rubber edged binder. I have an 83% chance to live.
Seems about right.

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User avatar #20 to #6 - heartlessrobot (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed by a blue cup in the elbow, it's 7 inches deep, and I have a 68% chance of survival. How in the **** does that even happen?
User avatar #121 to #6 - SoulStealer (06/21/2012) [-]
Stabbed 12 inches under my nose with my mouse. My Survival chance is 09%
I'm pretty ****** .
#13 to #6 - deathstarworker (06/21/2012) [-]
i have been stabbed 4 inches in the neck with a spoon and a 63% survival chance soo im not to ******
#49 to #6 - tablespoons (06/21/2012) [-]
Bedsheets
2 in
foot
83%
User avatar #204 - swissdude (06/21/2012) [-]
What a ****** title. you tried to be funny and you failed
#195 - anon (06/21/2012) [-]
This is at least the second time this has gotten front page this week.
#202 - samjstapes (06/21/2012) [-]
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#122 - tippidyt (06/21/2012) [-]
SPRING!
SPRING!
User avatar #134 to #122 - extramatick (06/21/2012) [-]
I didn't think anyone would make that connection.
#157 to #122 - nuttyprofessor (06/21/2012) [-]
Is that, Rammstein???
User avatar #188 to #157 - tippidyt (06/21/2012) [-]
Of course! :D
#214 - thesadness (06/22/2012) [-]
cool repost bro
cool repost bro
#198 - mrsythmstr (06/21/2012) [-]
**mrsythmstr rolls 2** even numbers is jog odd numbers in jump
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#70 - CopiousConcept (06/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 - sutrakama (06/21/2012) [-]
Why... is this in the morbid channel?
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