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Submitted: 05/04/2013
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User avatar #9 - jedawg (05/04/2013) [+] (14 replies)
What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan?

One baby in 10 trashcans
-39
#14 - awesomenessess has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#33 - demjimmies (05/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Eyup.
#105 - crosskill (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Offensive joke time? Offensive joke time!

- I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.

- The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,"Hello handsome, are you free tonight?"
I said, "Er... wow... yes, yes I am."
She said, "Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?"
Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.

- How can a grandma still be useful after she has passed away?
Turn her upside-down and use what's leftover for chip dip.

- How do you know if a nigress is pregnant?
The tampon comes out with the cotton picked.

- A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar.
The bartender comes up and asks, "Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa", said the parrot...

These were all of the overused jokes I had for today. Hope you enjoy.
User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (05/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard ya throw 'em.
User avatar #16 - burnswhenipee (05/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's the best part of throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitch fork
User avatar #19 to #16 - bendahen (05/04/2013) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby with half a head crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload.
#4 - exadoi (05/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How many babies can you fit in a 44 gallon drum? - depends how good your blender is.

What goes round and round and taps on glass? - a baby in a microwave.

What type of file turns a 10mm hole into a 30mm hole? - a pedophile

Have plenty more that i can remember, but too lazy to type em.
#102 - Cleavland Steamer (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron
User avatar #118 - jakkizerofivesix (05/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whats hard about walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick
#107 - krizzah (05/05/2013) [-]
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?



With nachos
User avatar #30 - linktheherooftime (05/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How do you fit a baby in a bowl?

Blender

How do you get it out?

Chips
User avatar #10 - burnswhenipee (05/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

I don't piss on the watermelon before i eat it
User avatar #78 - moxmortuus (05/05/2013) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

What happened to the man with no arms or legs?

He got Cancer.

What did the man with no arms or legs and has Cancer get for his birthday?

Nothing, he didn't live that long.
User avatar #68 - pintemily (05/05/2013) [-]
What makes people run before and after it explodes?

the Boston Marathon
User avatar #67 - fireblazing (05/05/2013) [-]
Little Johnny got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Johnny.
#24 - sksyslses (05/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How do you put a baby in a blender?    
   
Feet first so you can see its facial expressions
How do you put a baby in a blender?

Feet first so you can see its facial expressions
#112 - bitchplzzz (05/05/2013) [-]
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR
User avatar #111 - llamasandwhich (05/05/2013) [-]
Grosser than gross?

10 babies in a jar.

Grosser than that?

The one at the bottom eats its way out.

Grosser than that?

It goes back for seconds.
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