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#9 - jedawg
Reply +59
(05/04/2013) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan?

One baby in 10 trashcans
#21 to #9 - bendahen [OP]
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Heard it before, not bad though.

7/10
#11 to #9 - bendahen [OP]
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#31 to #9 - rheago
Reply 0
(05/04/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "What's better?"
#82 to #9 - anon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
#89 to #9 - anon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What's really worse than ten dead babies in a trash can?

The alive one at the bottom trying to eat it's way out.
#113 to #89 - riderdouble
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
#106 to #9 - xyaleon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Whats purple and yellow at the bottom of a pool?
Dead baby with slashed water wings
Whats red and yellow and floats at the top of a pool?
Slashed baby with water wings
#117 to #9 - anon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What's worse than you,NOTHING.
#126 to #117 - jedawg
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(05/05/2013) [-]
#119 to #9 - papple
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What does it look like when you put 10 babies in a blender?

I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
#48 to #9 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#65 to #9 - texasawesome
Reply +3
(05/05/2013) [-]
I feel like 10 dead babies is still worse.
#91 to #65 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(05/05/2013) [-]
nobody said the 10 babies were dead
#109 to #9 - tacopie
Reply +4
(05/05/2013) [-]
10 trashcans in 1 baby
#14 - awesomenessess
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#17 to #14 - bendahen [OP]
Reply +45
(05/04/2013) [-]
3/10
#33 - demjimmies
Reply +24
(05/04/2013) [-]
Eyup.
#92 to #33 - theredspyeatspie **User deleted account**
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#41 to #33 - byodensbeard
Reply +3
(05/05/2013) [-]
I'm not.
#105 - crosskill
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Offensive joke time? Offensive joke time!

- I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch.

- The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,"Hello handsome, are you free tonight?"
I said, "Er... wow... yes, yes I am."
She said, "Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?"
Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.

- How can a grandma still be useful after she has passed away?
Turn her upside-down and use what's leftover for chip dip.

- How do you know if a nigress is pregnant?
The tampon comes out with the cotton picked.

- A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar.
The bartender comes up and asks, "Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa", said the parrot...

These were all of the overused jokes I had for today. Hope you enjoy.
#120 to #105 - papple
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(05/05/2013) [-]
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you know your sister is on her period?
Your dog's dick tastes like blood.

Just wanted to try and add to your repertoire of offensive jokes.
#1 - ariusbrightwing
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(05/04/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard ya throw 'em.
#2 to #1 - bendahen [OP]
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(05/04/2013) [-]
How many sandwiches can a dead baby make?

Depends how thinly you slice it.
#5 to #2 - marticuss
Reply +1
(05/04/2013) [-]
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first???

So you can see the expression on its face.
#6 to #5 - bendahen [OP]
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What's red and bangs on the window?

Baby in an oven.
#62 to #6 - slickwilly
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(05/05/2013) [-]
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand down.
#70 to #62 - bknob
Reply +2
(05/05/2013) [-]
Whats the different between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#64 to #2 - anon
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies

you can unload one with a pitchfork
#16 - burnswhenipee
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What's the best part of throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitch fork
#19 to #16 - bendahen [OP]
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(05/04/2013) [-]
What do you do if you see a baby with half a head crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload.
#36 to #19 - hockeykicksass
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(05/05/2013) [-]
these always make me laugh but this one made me sad for some reason still funny as hell though
#4 - exadoi
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(05/04/2013) [-]
How many babies can you fit in a 44 gallon drum? - depends how good your blender is.

What goes round and round and taps on glass? - a baby in a microwave.

What type of file turns a 10mm hole into a 30mm hole? - a pedophile

Have plenty more that i can remember, but too lazy to type em.
#35 to #4 - thisisspartah
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(05/05/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolls 4** /10
#8 to #4 - bendahen [OP]
Reply +4
(05/04/2013) [-]
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't cum on an apple before I bite a chunk out of it.
#102 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/05/2013) [-]
What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron
#104 to #102 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/05/2013) [-]
So the other day I was eating out my grandma and I tasted horse semen, and I thought "Oh, so that's how she died..."
#118 - jakkizerofivesix
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(05/05/2013) [-]
Whats hard about walking through a field of dead babies?


My dick
#121 to #118 - jakkizerofivesix
Reply +3
(05/05/2013) [-]
Another one:
What do you get if you nail a dead baby to the wall?

An erection