In soviet russia... weeew. menu Erma jumpman am ‘Ron x x alwasy 03: 11. 6 mum. PM M, an mpqycq nun . mm m as at © tuner we & TN if wmin]. The Beta Version
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In soviet russia..

menu Erma jumpman
am ‘Ron
x x alwasy 03: 11. 6 mum.
PM M, an mpqycq nun .
mm m as at ©
tuner we & TN
if wmin]
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#27 - commentorman (05/09/2013) [-]
The Beta Version
The Beta Version
#176 to #27 - gregy ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
a bit better one
a bit better one
#147 - duntazemebrah (05/09/2013) [-]
Shepards are going to save us one day, you know....
#51 - dennymyman (05/09/2013) [-]
time to take this a step further..
#87 to #51 - rdobet (05/09/2013) [-]
Don't you mean a step Führer?
User avatar #7 - roundhouse (05/08/2013) [-]
Imagine that giant ******* thing with the mind of a dog.


WHAT IF IT TRIES TO HUMP YOUR LEG?!?!


OH GOD... DOWN BOY.. DOOOWWNNNN!
User avatar #17 to #7 - angreif (05/09/2013) [-]
that'd be a russian trained border collie. it'd probably be smarter and better trained than most soldiers.
User avatar #225 - Viceroy (05/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** . Iron Dog.
Aka Tony Bark.
User avatar #66 - tattlew (05/09/2013) [-]
WEL-COME -TO- MEGA-TON
#90 to #66 - alarmdemon (05/09/2013) [-]
lul nice one.
lul nice one.
#94 - Cleavland Steamer (05/09/2013) [-]
A dog... cut down in his prime in a car accident...



GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, TO REBUILD HIM
#98 to #96 - Cleavland Steamer (05/09/2013) [-]
FINALLY OUR COLLIE CYBORG IS COMPLETE

WE WILL USE HIM TO PROTECT AND PATROL OUR BORDERS!

WE SHALL CALL HIM: THE BORDER COLLIE
#105 to #98 - vondraco (05/09/2013) [-]
Gold my man, pure and sweet gold.
Gold my man, pure and sweet gold.
#109 to #98 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
It's actually a rough collie. I'm sorry.
#57 - itsalwayslupus (05/09/2013) [-]
spoiler alert it worked
#137 - snaresinger (05/09/2013) [-]
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They actually did succeed in keeping a dog's decapitated head animated. Click that link and go to entry number two. There's a video of the head moving. Warning, weird 			****		.
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They actually did succeed in keeping a dog's decapitated head animated. Click that link and go to entry number two. There's a video of the head moving. Warning, weird **** .
User avatar #159 to #137 - garymuthafuknoak (05/09/2013) [-]
that **** is ******* cool
#183 to #165 - snaresinger (05/09/2013) [-]
Alright, you got me.
Alright, you got me.
#241 to #165 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Kill me
#22 - glassofmilk (05/09/2013) [-]
am i the only one?
User avatar #39 to #22 - DarkCrow (05/09/2013) [-]
I am with you brother
User avatar #24 to #22 - treeclimberIoI (05/09/2013) [-]
Please assume the position
#160 - seniorawesomesauce (05/09/2013) [-]
Stalin also had scientists work on "Gorilla-human superhyrids who wouldn't care about the quality of the food they were given"

Obviously it failed, but had he succeeded, he would've rustled NATO in submission
#41 - usernameistaken (05/09/2013) [-]
Please don't tell me it lived with it's head chopped of and attached to mechanical stuff...   
   
			****		 this creeps me out
Please don't tell me it lived with it's head chopped of and attached to mechanical stuff...

**** this creeps me out
User avatar #56 to #41 - dubstepforme (05/09/2013) [-]
Comment #43
#21 - KayRed (05/09/2013) [-]
Now of course, I love dogs, and I hate to see horrible things happen to dogs...but maybe, just this once, could we just sacrifice a few dogs to see this become a reality.
User avatar #116 to #21 - crazyhindu (05/09/2013) [-]
well they actually suceeded in keeping the dog alive just not the suits
User avatar #78 to #21 - lilbigjoethefool (05/09/2013) [-]
Of course, OF COURSE slavery was the most horrific thing...



but mayyyybe...
#60 - ulysse (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that if they spent that time and money on such project, the "dogs" head must have been a cover for human experiment.   
I mean, seriously, who would want dog to command such machines. If you can connect a living dog head to this robot and make it work, you can do the same with a human one... who can then actually be a usefull super-warrior.   
   
Anyway, considering modern technology and that even now this is complete science fiction (they didn't know 			****		 about neurology, or maintaining a separated head alive, back then compared with what we know now... and we still know nothing), I dont think that this was a serious project (more like random experiment that military scientists' free minds tend to do when they don't have other limits than their use to the regime).   
   
Pic related ?
I'm pretty sure that if they spent that time and money on such project, the "dogs" head must have been a cover for human experiment.
I mean, seriously, who would want dog to command such machines. If you can connect a living dog head to this robot and make it work, you can do the same with a human one... who can then actually be a usefull super-warrior.

Anyway, considering modern technology and that even now this is complete science fiction (they didn't know **** about neurology, or maintaining a separated head alive, back then compared with what we know now... and we still know nothing), I dont think that this was a serious project (more like random experiment that military scientists' free minds tend to do when they don't have other limits than their use to the regime).

Pic related ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - lewersss (05/09/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen the dog's being revived from the dead? Pretty sure that was thanks to the Soviets, creepy as **** .
#26 - marsupilami (05/09/2013) [-]
Is last time Comrade Timmy fall down well !
#167 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #101 - neveranyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD THATS HORRIFIC
#139 to #101 - Cherryblosom (05/09/2013) [-]
Wtf man
Wtf man
User avatar #106 to #101 - kiratheunholy (05/09/2013) [-]
Dafuq did I just watch?
#107 to #106 - tragono **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
Science.
Science.
#129 to #101 - copycopy (05/09/2013) [-]
The 			****		.
The **** .
#202 - skiskate (05/09/2013) [-]
This is genuinely terrifying
This is genuinely terrifying
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