I hate these 'witty' posts.. heh. imgur so fahnny got ya bitch
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User avatar #10 - harrytheheadcrab (06/28/2014) [-]
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I love how currently there are nine comments, and one third all have KoTH pictures.
#72 - thisisbait (06/29/2014) [-]
Well, there goes that laptop.
User avatar #79 to #72 - mostlyshits (06/29/2014) [-]
We'll repay you in imaginary green thumbs
User avatar #81 to #72 - badrey (06/29/2014) [-]
Nice wallpaper.
#82 to #81 - thisisbait (06/29/2014) [-]
Pressed on the screen to make it do this.
#83 to #82 - thisisbait (06/29/2014) [-]
pretty ******* broken if you ask me
User avatar #86 to #83 - badrey (06/29/2014) [-]
So.. did you kill the spider?
User avatar #85 to #72 - pcchild (06/29/2014) [-]
i nearly did the same 'lol'
User avatar #99 to #72 - canyou (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 to #72 - lucianolp (06/29/2014) [-]
Laptop was broke already? No sane person would do that.
User avatar #103 to #72 - thasuperpimp (06/29/2014) [-]

who was computer
#75 to #72 - exclamation (06/29/2014) [-]
YFW afterward
YFW afterward
User avatar #73 to #72 - themysticmage (06/29/2014) [-]
holy **** dude
#76 to #72 - jtblip (06/29/2014) [-]
This really just happened..
#101 to #72 - mattdoggy (06/29/2014) [-]
I guess we are starting a club now?
#9 - homepage (06/28/2014) [-]
it's one in the morning, man, don't make me do that crying laughter people do when they're scared.
it's one in the morning, man, don't make me do that crying laughter people do when they're scared.
#14 - irokk (06/28/2014) [-]
Literally mfw i just **** myself because of this
#24 - arthurdetoo (06/28/2014) [-]
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#21 - zaross (06/28/2014) [-]
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#18 - yoo (06/28/2014) [-]
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#2 - princeofbrokensoul (06/28/2014) [-]
that made me jump and i dont know ******* why.
#16 to #2 - cazabrow ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I think it was the spider.
#33 - psyosis (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - ninjaroo (06/28/2014) [-]
OP, let me tell you a story.
When I was about seven years old, I took a shower. Not a rare event for me, but important to the story. When I stepped out of the shower and wrapped myself in the towel, I felt an itch on the back of my neck. This kind of itch wasn't unfamiliar to me, as I had reasonably long hair at the time. So I shake my head a little to fix the hair, and the tickling sensation moved.
I turned, looked in the mirror, and saw a black monster with eight legs squatting on the back of my neck. I'm not ashamed to say I screamed like a little girl, swatted it to the floor, and fled naked and screaming from the bathroom to my bedroom, and cried.
You may find it amusing to note that between the bathroom and my room was a lounge containing my mother, my father, and two of my fathers work friends. They certainly did.

OP, let me tell you another story. One time, when I was about 11, I was in the car with my father when something descended from the roof. A small black monster, with a red hourglass figure on its body. In Australia, we call them redbacks. They're a particularly venomous breed, though not the worst we have to offer. It came down from the roof, and onto my face, where it remained for several seconds while I silently cried. My dad looks over, and thinking quickly, slaps the spider off my face. It's the only time my father has hit me, and I'm so grateful he did.

OP, I have another story for you. One time, when I was 16, I woke up with something hairy in my mouth, accompanied by an intense burning sensation. I suppose I had my mouth open, and a spider had fallen from the ceiling and into my mouth, and decided that the best course of action was to fill me with as much venom as it could before it died. It was again, a redback. It was one of the least pleasant experiences of my life.

OP, I'm telling you this so you understand exactly what I mean when I say **** you, and **** spiders. You got me you ****** , 10/10, thumbed you up.
User avatar #40 to #27 - GrimTheRealReaper (06/28/2014) [-]
Of course you're from Australia. Everyone has ******* spider stories in Australia.
#20 - mkgt (06/28/2014) [-]
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#77 - leathermanshadow (06/29/2014) [-]
I allow the good spiders to live in my room so they kill ****** bugs.
User avatar #60 - comicexplain ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I... I was leaning in.

Not ashamed to say I flinched a bit.
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#35 - Rascal (06/28/2014) [-]
I was sending a text and looked up JUST as the spider crawled up, I nearly punched my screen, **** you but no, that was good, ya got me
#31 - beachball (06/28/2014) [-]
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